'Well it's your fault [redacted]'
[ANOTHER CRACK CHAPTER BC IM GOING THROUGH INTENSE CREATIVITY BLOCK 😃🤌😫🥵💦💦]
Edit from the future: I lied.

[Techno POV (bc hes my favorite out of the official SBI)]
A few weeks have passed and a lot has changed, it's a bit unnerving being completely honest with you. Why have Tubbo and Tommy been obsessed with sand lately? Why is Wilbur so obsessed with that damn salmon? And why is some creepy guy looking through our window at night, what's with his stupidly bright blue jacket and dumb beanie? Why has Tubbo been calling the guy 'Mum Q'?

Dad seems to be just as confused as I am, as we gaze upon the chaos that is the Minecraft household. Dad has started considering letting this Mom Q guy inside the house, which I obviously protested against, but Tommy jumped on it pretty fast. Wilbur was too busy at the pond to care. Seriously why does he like that fish so much.

_^~ Time skip like 3 hours later- ~^_

"SO IM SITTING THERE, BARBECUE SAUCE ON MY TITTIES!" My hands are covering poor Tommy's ears, Tubbo seems unfazed by his rather vulgar vocabulary. "You still haven't told us your name..." Poor Dadza. "Oh right! My name is Alex! You can call me Quackity though." Weird name. "Mum! Where's papa?" Is that Tubbo's mom? I don't think that's biologically possible.

Quackity suddenly looked as though the energy had been sucked out of him, he looked downward and sighed. "Schl- Papa isn't going to be here anymore okay Tobias?" So his name is Tobias? Thought it was Tubbo. "Will you stay though?" Poor Tubbo looks so helpless... "No, Sorry Tubbs."
Tommy has fallen asleep. It's late we should go to bed and deal with this in the morning. I look at Dadza and he seems to catch what I'm throwing, "It's late, Quackity it was lovely to have you here but you must leave me and my children alone.

Chapter complete! Sending you back home . . .

[RUH ROH RAGGY IS THAT AN ACTUAL PLOT I SMELL? ALSO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG WAS HAVING WRITERS BLOCK AND SEXUALITY CRISIS 🥰]