Welcome to my new segment called: Apollo Fucking Sucks! where I share real convos I have with a friend (slightly edited) where he was being annoying and the I (likely) threaten to kill him or smth. idk I think it's funny and thought i'd share with y'all.

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11:07 PM

Artemis: I can't sleep 

Artemis: And am bored

Apollo:Have you tried closing your eyes?

Apollo: Specifically without your phone on

Artemis:Nevermind 

Artemis:I have an idea

Beat

Artemis: Apollo you should go to sleep

Artemis: Soon

Artemis:for no...particular reason

Apollo: but like

Apollo:Why's that

Artemis: no reason

Artemis: I just think you should get good sleep

Apollo: -_-

Apollo: I don't believe

Artemis: Why not

Apollo: Bc I don't think you've ever said that to anyone here let alone me

Artemis:What! Me? Never!

Apollo:yeah wise guy

Apollo: But alright i'll let your plan play out, gn yall

Artemis: I would never plot anything against you

Apollo: I buy that for like zero seconds

Artemis: or anyone in this chat for that matter

Apollo: if you say so villainous mastermind

Artemis: awe ty, and good night, I'll see you tomorrow...Maybe

Apollo: I don't like that "maybe"

Artemis: I take that back, I will definitely see you tomorrow

Apollo: sounds like you're gonna sabotage me getting there, which isn't outta the question

Artemis: No

Beat

Artemis: Well...I guess you could say that

Apollo: -_-

Apollo: ok go to bed, gn

Artemis: I won't, gn

Apollo: or go with your "non plot against me"

10:08 AM (holy shit this is longer than I thought)

Athena: Apollo did you survive the night?

Apollo: Yep I wasn't too worried since she has no idea where I am, besides that I haven't left the country

12:02 AM (I only sleep in the first 12 hours of the day)

Artemis: oh so your at your dads house?

Apollo: Nooope

Artemis:Hmm

Apollo: The house i'm at is within my family, so not a friends house

Artemis, interesting, your brothers?

Apollo: Yes which brother

Artemis: what do you mean "which brother", don't you only have one?

Apollo: do I?

Artemis: yes?

Apollo: are you positive?

Artemis: well I don't think you would have previously lied to me so, yes

Selen: The battle of Gaslighters

Athena: the mind games (skull)

Apollo: wait you actually think I don't have two brothers?

Artemis: yes, you literally told me you only had one

Apollo: final answer?

Artemis: yes

Apollo: without a doubt (I swear to Heimdall if he was in my vicinity I would have decked hi right there)

Artemis: I swear to Heimdall YES!!!!

Apollo: ok you final answer... will be revealed after our sponsor

Artemis: Casetify

Apollo:Raid shadow legends

Athena: Honey

Selen: squarespace

Artemis: Nord vpn

Apollo:expressvpn

Artemis: surf shark vpn

Apollo: spectrum mobile

Hecate: scentbird

Artemis: Grammarly

Apollo: Artemis was right

Artemis: LETS FUCKING GO

Apollo: it was Grammarly, for the sponsor

Artemis (with murderous intent): oh

Apollo: and you guessed right it was my brothers house 

Artemis (annoyed bc he literally already told me): yeah I knew that

Apollo: EXCEPT PLOT TWIST IT'S NOT A HOUSE!

Selen: it's a MANSION!

Artemis: it's an apartment

Apollo: Is it? Guess well see next episode

Artemis: ON APOLLO FUCKING SUCKS

Artemis: Bwa nar nar naaaawwwr

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there's other convos I might add but this took so long, any way later