FATHER: Hey Ein

Disappointing child: Yesssssssssssssss father

FATHER: Do you have a girlfriend?

Disappointing child: umm no

FATHER: Darn I owe Slyanna $100

Disappointing child: WAIT WATT

FATHER: I made a bet with Slyanna that you will have kids first

FATHER: But now Aph's pregnant sooo

Disappointing child: Welllll I poked holes in their condoms

FATHER: I hate you.