conversation overheard on the bus

"So his ex-girlfriend broke up with him and turned into a lesbian"
"No she's 'pansexual'"
"Right sorry, she turned into a whore and you know what that means? She wants that three way I offered before."
"Wait, she accepted?"
"No, but if she's 'pansexual' she sure as hell is going to get what's coming to her"

I am scared for this member of my community