Puns
Where Amari Is
Amari: *drinking cherry fanta* Alright, before this chapter starts off like to say I'm sorry if you hate puns I was requested to make this and here we are. This hurts me a lot to do and also this is a continuation of the Pasts chapter. Now without further ado your regularly scheduled program.
With Everyone Else
Eclipse: I have spirit magic, do you want me to use it? Oh I forgot to tell you how I got my magic. Basically ots and lots of practice. Also books and I've been watching Fairy Tail and tried to do some and MOST of them worked.
AC: Please!!
Elena: Sure but can you make sure he doesn't remember what happened at Phoenix Drop High, what ever happened at the lodge, and Starlight.
Eclipse: Oh okay. One of the strangest requests I've gotten but okay. (Also before anyone gets confused italics are thoughts) *uses mind and spirit magic*
Ein: *brought back to life*
Eclipse: There, now if you mind I'll go to my room to rest.
Elena: Was that a pun?
AC: *snickers*
Elena: Author Chan no-
AC: Come on what you said was APHmazing.
Elena: No no no no no!!
AC: What? You can't bear the puns.
Elena: Author Chan stop.
AC: Why? Stop being so blue! *eats a blueberry*
Elena: Irene why do you hate me?
AC: Okay I'm sorry, I'm just measuring your patience! *holding a ruler*
Elena: Author Chan I will duct tape your mouth shut....
AC: Okay fine I'll stop.
Rose: I think Aphmau just found her pun buddy...
Aphmau: YAAAAAAAAAY!
Eliana: And mine too those puns were purrfect.
Aurora: Eliana I will freeze you if you make another pun.
Eliana: You don't have to be so cold, I just couldn't pass up the oppurrtuniy. *laughs and runs off*
Aurora: *eyes glow* GET BACK HERE! *runs after her*
AC: Yup I'm to punny for you guys.
Rose: That's it.. Author Chan I'll give you a five second head start.
AC: Bye! *runs away*
Rose: 1, 2, 5! *chase's after her*
AC: Help!
Elena: You got yourself in this mess.
???: Okay Rose that's enough.
Rose: Fine Ein.
Ein: Hi Danni.
AC: Wolfie! *hops on his back*
Ein: Hey sis.
Elena: Yo.
Aaron: Why is he here!?!?!?!?
AC: Shut up and ask Eclipse.
Eclipse: Yup and those puns were super punny and the only two cents you use are your brain and money. Hey Author Chan these puns are too much to bear.
Zane: Oh Irene no!
Eclipse: Oh come on we're just monkeying around.
AC: I know~
Ein: *facepalms* Still the same Danni I remember.
AC: By the way nice puns.
Eclipse: Thanks! Hey Ein do you wolf down your food?
AC: *laughing*
Ein: Please no wolf puns...
Eclipse: So I shouldn't tell you about the person tailing you?
AC: *laughing her butt off*
Ein: ...... No more puns please...
Eclipse: Hey Ein, can I talk to your tailor? Oh come on Ein, we're just yanking your tail.
AC: *wheezing*
Ein: Okay seriously stop you're going to kill my girlfriend...
Eclipse: NEVAH! I can revive her anyway. I will do this furever. Can we make a petition for everyone to say a million puns.
Aurora: *in the distance* NO YOU CAN'T!
Eclipse: I smell pennies!
AC: *dies from laughter*
Ein: Danni wake up.
AC: Fine...
Rose: I'm going to sleep... *goes to her room*
Elena: WAIT! *goes with her*
AC: Oh come on! Puns aren't even that bad!
Zane: *in the distance* Yes they are!
AC: Okay I'll stop.
Ein, Elena, and Rose: Thank Irene!
Eclipse: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, why do you have to do that?
AC: Cause I don't want to be killed by an angry Rose, or have to sleep on the couch because Elena won't let me into our room, or be ignored by Ein for the rest of the week.
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