{I said aphmau youtube fandom because that's where MOST of the cringe is}

{also don't worry I'll put some soul-cleanser at the end of the chapter}

{as always things in bold and/or in { } are my comments}

COMMENTS! PT. 1

CHACINS MAMAMAMAMAMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOC BOC BOC!!!! MAMAMAMAMAMAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I WOULD DRINK 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 BOTTLES OF SANTA CRUZ FOR YOU APPPPPPPHHHHHHHH meow. I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WISH I COULD MEET YOU PLSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm still waiting for garmau to happen 😣

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{on the friendzoned video, about garroth being emotionally blind}

A: #GARROTHYOUIDIOT

B: Garroth sucks! HE MADE AARON DIE WHEN U THINK ABOUT IT

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afmel i am your begest fan {what on heck}

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{also on the friendzoned}

A: #GARRANCE! <33333

B: no just no we already have a lesbian in the series so we don't need another same gender relationship

{no just no to your existence in the fandom}

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my story of watching aphmau... one day I was sick and my sister wouldn't share her IPad so I looked on my tablet and looked up FUN FUN YouTubers and aphmau was there so I decided to watch it so 1 year Lata wtf sisfp ( she is so f popular) do I kept watching and watching and watching until I LOVED THIS SHOW I EVEN MAD A STORY WITH HER IN IT {wow no one has done that before}

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I think Travis x Kawaii Chan is cute.

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I have to comment because I hate all other ships than Aarmau...... especially ein

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YEDSSSSSSSSSSS#aAARMUA/aphron 4lLIFEEEEE

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 i knkw right,dem hils be on fleak!

{btw this was on an mmd that started off with some weird hip movement from Aph. He's trying to say hips}

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A: LAURANCE IS MINE GIRLS

B: NO HE'S MINE

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Galzxy_Werewolf: HIS MINE HSSSS.... I WILL GO ALL YANDERE UP UR ASS IF U GET CLOSE TO HIM HSSSS,,,,,STAY AWAY FROM MY SENPAI SAKI OR I WILL GO SOOO YANDERE ON U GO GET A CRUSH ON LAURANCE OR GENE OR TRAVIS ANY ONE BUT MY GAR GARGIRLS STAY AWAY FROM GARROTH ~ SENPAI MY BF IRL IS CALLED GARROTH SO YEAH STAY AWAY

BTW he confessed to me and its not the boy friend from be fore that guy was a jerk he was using me

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Galzxy_Werewolf: DON'T. TOUCH. MY.GARROTH~SENPAI IF YOU DO YOU.ARE.DEAD {holy ianite I haven't seen someone this yandere in a very long time, if ever} HE IS MINE IF YOU SPEAK TO HIM YOU ARE DEAD

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Galzxy_Werewolf: LEAVE GARROTH SENPAI ALONE turns into a lunar goddess * IF YOU STAY WITH HIM YOUR DEAD.Garroth:Girls stop fighting over me and Laurance i love Lizz no one eles and Laurance well idk about him anyways Lizz turn back and lets go *he kisses Lizz she kisses back {I'm literally embarrassed to sort of share a nickname with this person}

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rey: no he my senpai my bff called dibs on travis so MINE

arrmau4lyf: TRAVIS AND VYLAD IS MINE

 rey: I WILL GO FULL YANDERE ON YO AZZ

arrmau4lyf: I WILL GO FULL YANDERE ON YO AND YO FRENDZ AZZ

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he is mine touch your died

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A: *hugs Laurence tighter* Laurence Fans: BACK OFF HES OURS! Me: hugs laurence even tighter* Laurence: gasps for air Me: *lets go* uhh sorry... 0///0 Laurence: heh it's okay... You seem like a cool person! Wanna, hang out? Me: *thinks* he said I-I'm cool... *says* Sure!! Laurence Fans: T~T  {*nearly chokes laur* laur: you're so cool!1!}

B:  wow really you can't do that thou BECAUSE HE IS MINE *hugs larance GET Away

 B: this is my version Wich is real she says wanna hang out he says no then he kisses me I hug him and we leave together SO GET AWAY he is MINE You touch him I kill you

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Actually hes mine cause i play Michi in Aphs vids so he is mine nya~ {sureeeeeeeeee}

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IF ANYONE GOES NEAR MY SENPIE YOU WILL DIE ,THAS A PROMUS

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LAURENCE SENPIE IS TOATSSS HOTT

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you are a sipd u i hate you you comy cat ter

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A:I don't get it what's wrong with kissing a girl

B: Kissing a girl means you're a tomboy/gay. Some people say its wrong because of Puberty. I don't know why though, Probably people think it's weird. {tomboy/gay}

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Gene:Yeah you do , admit it you love meMe:I LOVE YOU GENE SEN PA I

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JUST SHUT UP AND BE WITH AARMAU OR ELSE KAWAII~CHAN'S SHIP WILL SINK AND THATS MY SHIP TOO SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP!!!!

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 Im with you EIN IS SO UGLY Aaron is sooooo ccccoooolllll!!!!!!😃😃😃😃EIN I WANT TO KILL YOU

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YES!!! MORE EINMAU VIDEOS😍😍!! the more she hates him the more i ship einmau {th a t's n ot h e a lt h y}

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWA😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😧😧😧😧😧😱😱😱😱😱😱👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿💀💀💀💀💀💀this is win he dead who wants to break up ein aphmau leave a like if you do🗡🗡🗡🗡⚔🗡⚔⚔⚔⚔⚔⚔🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪💣💣💣🔫🔫💣🔫☠☠☠⛏⛏⛏💉

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if i was apmau i wood puch ein cus he stuped

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{this was on a Candy Store mmd btw}

omg love the song tho CUTE! :D

{I rarely think of "cute" when I hear candy store.}

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{also on the candy store mmd}

what the absolute heck is this song it's annoying very very annoying and how did you even discover this song it's weird I'm done

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GRRRRRRRRR GENE IS A REALLY A BAD BOY BECAUSE HE DID THE MIDDLE FINGER.
I CANT TAKE IT!!! When the boys shake there hips they look gay xD

{LITERALLY SHUT UP ABOUT GENE AND ZENIX HAVING "GIRL VOICES" AND "LOOKING GAY" ON THE CANDYSTORE MMD}

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{and now things from those atrocious aphmau texting stories} 

{btw texts will be underlined}

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OKAY NO ONE STUTTERS WHILE TEXTING

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I DON'T LIKE OR LOVE THIS BECAUSE AARMAU FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!! 

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no. y worst nightmare noo AARMAU will live 4ever noo kwaii~chans OTP 😭😭😭

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Aaron: Hey Aph

Aphmau: Whatz up?

Aaron: Nuthin much ;) U?

Aphmau: Well if I said yes Id be lying {lying about what?? it makes no sense?}

Aaron: why

Aphmau: I'm locked in my room :(((((

Aaron: how

Aphmau: Garroth and laurence locked me in my room :(((((( {thEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT}

Okay just this whole thing is cringey

https://youtu.be/apGXedD-bWs

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AND NOW

THE CLEANSING RITUAL! (will remind you that there's good things in life)

{comment on the friendzoned video} AND LAURENCE YOU WERE SO CLOSE DAMMIT GARROTH

{yes we're not alone}

{actual comment on the faster cars music video} For some reason I cried.. Its just I've been with all of these characters since the beginning. They're allmost like my family in my own world to where it kinda filled a hole for me, and to see a short video like this is just so awesome. Sometimes my own fantisies get mixed witg reality and they're always there for me... Its probably unhealthy but I love it just as much as I love you Aphmau and all the character and actors with all my heart.

https://youtu.be/_wQtOxfaEWc

https://youtu.be/3sPNUQAPUyo

https://youtu.be/5xXLutWRj9o

https://youtu.be/QLzG-f1C60Y

https://youtu.be/RYkBoaLdZBI

https://youtu.be/oIRwc0_jGsM

{okay but literally this song ^ sounds like it could literally heal wounds. It could also mend broken hearts and relieve anxiety}

https://youtu.be/aAttAG4ikuc

{v soothing as well}

https://youtu.be/zAAXjHKXhNI

https://youtu.be/OaMA_Fpx32A

https://youtu.be/9v0nmax2eJY

{the great garrance videos pts 1 and 2 ^}

https://youtu.be/1xMgL6uU7YQ

https://youtu.be/tBJH5BjC72M

https://youtu.be/8UGBdHjN1k0

https://youtu.be/7uSByv7Wqps

Please share if you have any other cringe-healing things

So yeah, remember, THERE'S STILl GOOD IN THE WORLD. HYE, my girs!