{hey it's ya girl with a random oneshot even though she should have been working on Happy Birthday, Garroth but it's still Garrance so please forgive} 

Petty

{-3rd Person (Zane) POV-}

"Oh my gosh, Garroth!" Laurance huffed.

Zane looked up from his book. Garroth and Laurance were arguing again. Ugh. They were interrupting his reading.

Now them fighting wasn't unusual. Zane had always compared them to an old married couple. But they had been fighting more than usual recently. It was never over anything serious, but Zane was still getting slightly concerned. They were supposed to argue over something dumb, then forget about it and go back to being all lovey dovey. Zane was by no means a relationship expert, so he decided to do what he always did when it came to human interaction;

He asked himself 'What would Aphmau do?' 

Aphmaus excited face surfaced in his mind. "Well, if a couple is fighting-"

Zane interrupted. "Garroth and Laurance, specifically."

Aphmaus head made a face at him. "Fine, if Garroth and Laurance specifically are fighting, I would push them together and tell them to make out now. I mean make up now."

Zane shook his head. "I'm not doing that." He conjured up another familiar face and voice for some advice.

"Travis, Garroth and Laurance are fighting. What should I do?" Zane asked the white haired, green eyed flirt in his head.

"Fighting? I dunno. They fight a lot, but they get over it. They've always been that way, even before they were a couple. I'd say just let them work them out." Travis advised.

"Yes but it's been more than usual lately," Zane informed the imaginary Travis.

"Really? Then I dunno. Good luck." And with that, Travis vanished, leaving Zane feeling frustrated.

Who else in his mental contact list might have decent information?

'Oh, yeah. I can just actually text Aphmau.'  Zane thought. 'Duh.'

Meanwhile, Garroth and Laurance were still going at it.

"We don't need any more cereal, Garroth!" Laurance said.

"Yes, we do! You only bought Honey Nut Cheerios! We need Peanut Butter Captain Crunch!" Garroth argued.

"We don't need Peanut Butter Captain Crunch," Laurance told him.

"Yes we do!"

"No we don't. Apparently you also 'needed' the marshmellows. And the Goldfish. And, like, five other things. There wasn't enough room in the cart for all the things you texted me to get once I got to the store. If you had told me before I left, I might have gotten it. But you didn't." Laurance told Garroth off.

'He has a good point,' Zane thought to himself.

"I forgot to tell you before you left! And I had just realized that we were out of Goldfish. Also I realized that I'm craving peanut butter and chocolate." Garroth whined.

"That's another thing, Garroth," Laurance said. "You're impulsive. That's why I do most of the shopping. Because when you do it, you buy ten extra things!"

"I do not!"

"Yes you do!"

"Do not!"

"Yes, you do! Like last time, you bought three extra sticks of butter, a candle, and a carton of cookies!" Laurance reminded him.

"The butter was on sale! And so were the cookies! And the candle smelled good!" Garroth defended himself.

"You see. There was no reason for it other than 'it smells good'," Laurance reasoned.

"That's a perfectly valid reason!"

"No it's not."

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not."

"Hey, lovebirds." Zane interjected himself into the conversation. Aphmau had finally answered his text with advice on what to do.

"What!?" Garroth and Laurance shouted and turned towards him.

Zane blinked. He was not prepared for the heat to be turned on him.

"You two need to get over yourselves and make up," Zane told the unhappy couple.

"I will not!" They shouted at the same time.

"He is being unreasonable!" Laurance said, pointing at his boyfriend.

"Well, he's being ridiculous and not getting me my cereal!" Garroth retaliated.

"Listen to me, both of you!" Zane growled, standing up. "You guys need to calm down."

"You calm down!" Laurance said.

"Laurance," Zane started, then took a deep breath. If he wanted his brother and his enemy to make up and stop arguing so he could read his book in peace, he couldn't lose his cool. 

"I understand that you two are upset with each other, but can't you just talk it out?" Zane said, but it felt forced. Kind of because it was. He wasn't used to breaking up arguments between Garroth and Laurance. Most of the time it was Garroth breaking up arguments between Laurance and Zane.

"No!" They shouted at the same time.

"Not until he says he'll buy me my cereal!" Garroth said, crossing his arms like a little kid.

 "Not until he admits that I'm right about him being impulsive!" Laurance huffed.

"Both of you are being dumb, I'm going back to reading my book. Ya'll can either work out your differences or leave," Zane said, exasperated. 'Sorry, Aph. I did all that I could. But I'm hopeless with people and relationships', he told the Aphmau in his head. 

"Fine!"

"Fine." 

And with that, each boy stormed off into different directions. Laurance went outside, and Garroth went upstairs. Now Zane had the living room all to himself. 

'But at what cost?' asked the floating Aphmau he kept inside his head.

"What do you mean?" 

"Well, you might be able to read in peace now, but Garroth and Laurance just stomped out on each other." she said.

"And?" Zane said indifferently. 

She raised an eyebrow at him. Zane started to feel slightly guilty. Maybe he shouldn't have lost his temper. 

"Ugh now that guilty feeling's gonna follow me all day isn't it?"

"Yup."

-Timeskip to a couple hours later-

{-Laurance 3rd person POV-}

Laurance walked back into the house, carrying four sacks of groceries because taking two trips is for losers. He went into the kitchen to put them down and almost ran smack dab into Garroth. 

"Oh. Hey Laurance," Garroth greeted him coolly. "I was just getting a snack. I wanted Goldfish but I can't have Goldfish beCAUSE WE DON'T HAVE ANY!" Garroth finished angrily.  

"Actually, yeah, we do," Laurance said, grabbing a bag of Goldfish out of one of the grocery sacks. Garroths face went from the Grinch to Christmas tree mode in 2 seconds. He didn't even say anything. He just looked so excited.

"Mhm, I got you all the things you asked for in the text, plus some extras," Laurance said, smiling. Garroths face was too cute not to smile at, to be honest.

Laurance pulled out everything that Garroth wanted (mostly sweet stuff).

"And I got us this." Laurance pulled out 2 Big Reeses cups.

Garroth gasped softly. {pure son}

"You said that you were craving peanut butter and chocolate, so I figured I get us two so that we could eat them together," Laurance said sheepishly. He knows, it's cheesy, but cheesiness is the way to Garroth's heart. Or, in this case, peanut butter cups.

Garroth hugged Laurance. Laurance hugged him back, wrapping his arms around his slightly taller boyfriend. 

"I'm sorry for fighting earlier," Garroth whispered.

"So am I. If I had just gotten the things earlier, we wouldn't have fought," Laurance admitted.

"No, I should have told you what I wanted before you left," Garroth said.

"It's fine," Laurance reassured him. He carefully untangled himself from Garroths arms, although he didn't really want to do so.

"I was thinking maybe we could order a pizza and watch something?" Laurance asked. Garroth nodded.

"I'll order the pizza," he said. "Then maybe we can share some of those snacks you got!"

One pizza delivery later, Garroth and Laurance were curled up on the sofa together, snuggled up in blankets, surrounded by snacks and a comfortable atmosphere. 

They chowed down on sausage and pepperoni pizza. {I legit swear to irene if any of you make dirty jokes about the pizza toppings or anything else I will toss you out a window. (ಠ_ಠ)} Zane came downstairs to grab some pizza and saw his brother and enemy cuddled up on the couch being sickeningly domestic and was satisfied knowing that all was right again. 

Garroth and Laurance watched some Dr. Who and Cupcake Wars and Master Chef Jr., only giving the TV a quarter of their attention. They were too busy feeding each other junk food and giving quick kisses to the other. They did Pocky, and Laurance couldn't decide which was sweeter; the candy {i guess that's what it is??} or Garroths lips. 

Yup.

It was definitely Garroths lips.

Laurance buried his head in Garroths soft blonde curls, wrapping his arms around Garroths waist. He kissed Garroths ears and cheeks, and moved down to his neck. Garroth hummed with pleasure and delight. 

"Laur, that tickles," Garroth murmured with a big grin on his face. 

Laurance began to actually tickle Garroth. Garroth started giggling, then actually laughed. 

'Gosh, how did I end up with such a cute boyfriend?' Laurance wondered.

"Laurance! Stop!" Garroth laughed, half-heartedly attempting to push Laurance off of him. Laurance finally relented and kissed his boyfriend on the lips. Garroth pushed him off. Laurance made confused Laurance noises.

"No kisses for you," Garroth scolded, still giggling slightly. "You-you aren't allowed to give me kisses because you tickled me."

Laurance made a sad face, but resisted the temptation to grab Garroth's face and give him a bruised lip. It was hard, though. What with Garroths perfect face structure and freckles and beautiful blonde curly hair and delicious lips and gorgeous cerulean eyes....

"Laurance?" 

"I-Wait-Huh? What?" Laurance shook his head to clear his mind. How long has he been staring at Garroth's lips?

"You okay? You spaced out a bit there." Garroth booped Laurance's nose. Laurance could have sworn he blushed. 

Garroth started running his fingers up and down Laurances back and neck. Up and down. Up and down. He kissed Laurances neck and he moaned. Laurance was more sensitive on his neck than Garroth was, and Garroth liked to use this to his advantage. 

"I thought you-uh- said that I wasn't allowed-hrmgh- kisses," Laurance gasped. He was melting into Garroth. It just felt so good.

"No, I said that you weren't allowed to give me kisses. I never said anything about myself," Garroth countered.

"That's not fair." Laurance complained.

"Do you want for me to stop?"

Laurance shut up after that.

A/N It's not really done but I'm tired so take it

ALSO TAKE THIS TI'S REALLY GOOD

https://youtu.be/CdEkOut7E80

IT'S SOGOOD

So yeah, remember, STAY ALIVE. HYE, my girs!