A/N Warning I wrote this a 2:00am please don't judge I am but a humble child who needs sleep

Sam's POV {who could it beee now dunduandna}

I got to work selling bagels and other miscellaneous snacks. As usual, I encountered several... interesting people. Some highlights were:

-a man dressed in all black with only a pale blue eye showing (he had a mask and everything. He looked emo and slightly sinister)

-a woman who had a bird on her head,

-a man in a full out weed costume (yeah, like the drug) {fun fact I actually saw this dude in Times Square when I went to NY},

-a girl with frizzy, tangled, curly hair that rain into my cart, stared at me for a full 15 seconds when I asked her if I could help her (I counted), forgot what she was saying in the middle of the word, and started singing the theme song to Gravity Falls very loudly when I handed her her stuff. {self-insertation oh wow whaddup}

-A drunk woman who wore nothing but a moldy bra and a hula skirt

-A man in a wizards robe and hood with big pale eyes who's voice did not match his face whatsoever.

-A woman who asked me if I had any grapes.

-A tiny lost child who asked me if I had any games on my phone.

-A girl (meifwa????) who looked like she made made of cotton candy and had a high-as-frick voice and spoke only in third person.

-And last but not least, a person who saved me from being pickpocketed. His name was Asher, and he was really short and had big round chocolaty eyes and blue hair. He had a youthful looking face and demeanor, but he told me he was 20. He had a big grin on his face when we were walking together, as though he were excited to see me. I don't exactly know why. But after the incident, I had one thing in mind.

I kind of wanted to squish his cheeks.

What.

My thoughts about the enegetic blue haired boy were interrupted by screeching tires and honking horns and yelling.

Lots of yelling.

I looked up to see a car stopped inches away from someone. The person was...... I shook my head.

Are you kidding me?

"Sorry! I'm sososososoooooo sorry!" She said to the car, although it didn't reply. She sprinted the rest of the way across the busy street and right up to my cart, breathless.

"Sam!" she cried.

"THAT'S THE THRID TIME THIS WEEK, LIZZY," I shouted at her.

"I know, I know! I'm sorry!" Lizzy moaned.

"You're life is more important than the 5 seconds you saved by not waiting for the light," I berated her.

"Maybe so, but I've got new! Impotent new!" she said eagerly , her eyes shining. She looked fit to burst with excitement.

"Well, what is it?"

She grinned in the way she does when she knows something that I don't. "Aphmau's back in town."

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Ashers POV

"Wow, we're both just having a gay day, aren't we?" I joked, but Grace paid me no mind. She was too busy studying the girl now tuning a uekeleuel {i'm tired it's funny i'ma leave it}.

She stood there totally taken by the girl for a minute or so, until I decided to be a good friend and bring her out of her stupor.

"Grace?"

No response.

"Grace?"

"Graaceeeeeeeeee???????"

"Helloloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?"

"Earth to Grace??"

"Grace I've got sushi"

"Grace grace bo bace banana fanna fo face mi mo mo mace"

"GRACE!"

{crap grace doesn't sound like a word anymore}

"What?" she asked, finally coming out of it. She barely took her eyes off Girl.

"You were staring."

She went slightly pink. "I was not."

"Yeah, you were. You were checking her out, or at least staring, for a while. I had to call your name 20 times," I informed her.

"Oh. Uh, sorry."

"As I said before but you didn't hear because you were too busy checking Mystery Girl out, we're both having a gay day," I said.

"Yeah, I guess so," she agreed distractedly.

I knew that there was no use to attempt to talk to her anymore , so I went back to replaying my encounter with Blondie in my head fir the 6th tim.

Dang that boy was attractive.

Maybe I'll get to see him again. I thought. The I remembered that New York was a humongous city and that I didn't even know his name. Then I remembered that he works at a stand on my commute to here. I made it a mental goal to at the very least befriend him, starting tomorrow.

I looked over at Grace, who was still looking at Mystery Girl.

Double crushes in one day.

This should be fun.

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A/N Take the trash

love the trash

please

I slaved over this and I can't type but it's worth it.

The ending is really awkward i'm sorry

CRAP ALL OF A SUDDEN I HAVE TO OVERWHELMING DESIRE FOR REESES

HECK

Oh well pls feed back and tell me what you think nad stuff

Soy eha, remember, GET SLEEP. HYE, my girs