Laurance is an undercover mom friend.

No, no. Not an undercover mom friend.

The undercover mom friend.

The ultimate mom friend.

Zane: *Hasn't slept*

Laurance: ZANE I PERSONALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SLEEP SCHEDULE BUT GARROTH WANTS YOU TO SLEEP *shoves Zane in bed* 

Travis: *falls out of bed*

Laurance: *gasp* so YOU'RE THE REASON HE HASN'T SLEPT. BAD TRAVIS. *takes away Travis' taco privileges* 

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Aph: I fell over today.

Laur: OMG ARE YOU OK SHOW ME THE WOUND WAS IT BAD DO YOU NEED A BAND-AID

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Aph: *falls over*

Laur: APH ARE YOU OKAY YOU NEED HOSPITAL STAT HERE LEMME HELP YOU UP YOU NEED BANDAGE 

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Laurance: *walks into travis's room*

Laur: TRAVIS THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE (at first I accidentally wrote it as UNACCECETPALELE) GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN UP HOW DO YOU FIND ANYTHING IN THIS MESS WHY ARE THERE TACOS EVERYWHERE NO MORE PHONE FOR YOU

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Garroth: *breaks down door*

Laur: gAR NO THAT DOOR IS EXPENSIVE DO YOU THINK MONEY JUST GROWS ON TREES ALSO YOU MIGHT HURT YOUR HAND DOING THAT SO DON'T PLEASE

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Dante: *plays music loudly*

Laur: WILL YOU PLEASE TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC IT'S TOO LOUD

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Dante: *listens to dubstep*

Laur: Kids these days. *goes off to listen to more Hamilton*

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Ivan: *appears*

Kim and Laur: BEGONE HOE

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*frantically makes 18 casseroles* (at first I wrote 81 casseroles)

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Garroth: I had a bad dream :(

Laur: oH sWEethEArt come here sit on my bed tell me about it. It's ok bby nothing will hurt you here you need cuddles and I'll make you some hot chocolate and you can sleep here for the rest of the night I will protect thee from all monsters and spookys 

(at first Laurance doesn't even realize that this is gay he just wants to protect the garbean)

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Everyone: *in a large crowed space like an amusement park*

Laur: EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER OR GET IN GROUPS WE'LL MEET BACK HERE IF ANY OF YOU GET SEPARATED.

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Everyone: *in a large crowed space like an amusement park*

Laur: *velcros Garroth to him because dO YOU KNOW HOW EASILY DISTRACTED HE IS?? HE MIGHT JUST WANDER OFF*

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Weather: *is cold*

Laur: SCARVES. HERE YOU NEED A COAT AND A HAT AND GLOVE

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Snow: *snows*

Laur: HERE YOU NEED A COAT AND A HAT AND GLOVES AND SCARVES AND BOOTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO GET FROSTBITE??? We'll come back in in an hour then I'll make everyone hot chocolate and maybe KC can make cookies and we can thaw out by the fire and oH MY IRENE GARROTH YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING HERE LET ME WARM THEM UP

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Everyone: *at the pool or beach or whatever*

Laur: Sunscreen is important don't forget to reapply and so is water it's important to stay hydrated.

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Laur: wHAT dO yOu MEAn yOU HAVEN'T EATEN?!!!!???????????????

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Laur: sHISCHT WHERE'S CALEB

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Laur: Dante you cannot down five shots and still be able to do a flip I guarantee it

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Laur: Travis you cannot stick that whole taco in your mouth at once you might choke

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Laur: Did you get home safe?

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Laur: Aphmau you cannot pick fights with everyone who notices that you are short.

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Laur: Zane you cannot eat 2 dozen cupcakes you'll get sick.

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Laur: Kawaii~Chan I need cookies Garroth is sad and I don't bake.

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Laur: Garroth you cannot just buy a cat.

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Laur: gARROTH SHUT UP AND LET ME PUT THIS CHICKEN IN THE OVEN OR ELSE YOU AIN'T GETTIN ANY

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Laur: Did you remember to do/get  ____________?

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Laur: *is in general a worrywart and cares for his friends*

A/N I had a lot of fun writing this actually.

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So yeah, remember, TRUST THE MOM FRIEND. HYE, my girs!