Random shitpost headcanons

(BOI ANGST IS OVER IM BRINGING MEMES BACK)

- Ivy, who has 5 years experience and practice in digital editing and art. Took an entire 8 hours out of her life to Photoshop Boltos head on Shrek, Garroths head on Fiona, Kim's head on donky, And michis head on the dragon. And she did it fucking well.

- gene and Dante are masters in synchronised dabbing {Dante is so the type to dab. He and Luci have dab-offs sometimes}

- Travis is a walking shit post generator when he hasn't slept in four days and is running off the raw power of energy drinks and coffee with crushed caffeine pills as sugar

- honest to god Michi does the "-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!" Everytime someone says "some"

- aphmau makes Aaron participate in memes

- Laurence is secretly a meme master and knows every meme in existence

- Whenever Zane dabs everyone has to take a moment to realise that Zane is participating in there memes willingly and enjoying them

- Zane is meme garbage thanks to aphmau and Dante

- Zane plays cat videos and kawaii chan watches them like she's in a trance because "kitttttyyyyyyyy"

- Silvana is actually up to date on all the memes. And whenever the others dab she just looks at Eric and goes "didn't that meme die months ago??" And he just shrugs because he doesn't know shit about memes {I love this one}

- Laurence come out of the closet is still an inside joke meme

- the newest meme is "you two can't fuck there". This was in reference to the one time Gene and Zenix almost had sex on the coffee table

- walking shitposter Travis has said some great things such as "fuck I dropped will to live." "I wanna stick my dick in the blender" "do you think a cactus would be happy if I hugged it?" "What if whenever we call a cockroach gross. It tells its friends and sends more cockroaches" "can I fist a book or am I gonna lose my hand?" "Collage is like the biggest fuck you ever because, you pay a shit ton of money for books you never need, for a class you already know everything about, only to get given a peace of paper that's like "hey fuck you thanks for your money your Just as stupid as when you got here and we taught you nothing besides learning how to drink coffee like its a shot and swallow more caffeine pills than your roommate who may or may not be drunk"" {I believe this is true on a spiritual level}

- Aaron has said some pretty stupid things and aphmau calls him the accidental shitposter of gold

- Garroth and Kim dabbed to complete the ritual of joining the edge squad {Kim had no idea what she was doing}