{P.S These aren't mine I just found it on tumblr but if I add something I'll add it in { } and bold}

Parent squad headcanons

(Because this is my actual feeling on the parents and not churned out angst for a one in the morning thing)

- Zianna is the very embarrassing mum that the other kids are secretly jealous of because she's so nice

- garte ain't a prick. He's just busy with work because running a company is fucking HARD

- but he try's to visit with Zianna when he's not busy

- Silvana is protective because she wants aph to be happy and doesn't want her falling for one of the "I'm nice until your stuck with me with no escape." Type of guys

- Eric is an embarrassing dad but he still tries

- Garte and Sylvanna fight like children over petty things like what coffee is better

- "so Zianna how did you meet garte again?" "I spilt my drink on him" "oh!" "And he said it was fine, and just kinda walked off" "oh..." "hey I had studies too you know!" "And you went and studied while you had drink spilt on you?" "Yes."

- Eric and Silvana constantly try to convince Zianna and Garte to move into the neighbourhood

- garte does the thing where he talks with his hands and Silvana is literally the only person that notices this

- Slyvanna is up to date on all the memes and the other parents just don't get any joke she makes. However Aphmau is terrified because her mother is too powerful {meme mom}

- Zianna wants to fight a lot of people that hurt the babies

- Garte and Eric make so many dad jokes that their children have started making them too

- Garte was never abusive to his children, sure he was embarrassing and got angry and disapproved of some people he thought was bad. But he never hurt his kids {Okay this is very important I mean it's a fun (I guess??) thing to write for fanfics but he just wan't around that much.}

- he never disapproved of Vylad being his child because he was adopted, or Zane being trans, or Garroth being gay. Sure he wasn't really around for it because he was busy but he still cared about his children. At first he didn't understand most of it and Zianna had to explain it to him but he was still a good dad (sorry I really had to get that out of the way)

- Eric is actually the person that taught Zianna how to cook

- Silvana bought Zianna and Garte a litter of kittens and they had no idea what to do with them, long story short they own one cat and their kids now own like two cats each

- Eric visits Katelyn and her brother (I can't remember her brothers name) regularly to make sure there okay, he'll often bring sweets with him

- Silvana hosts the best parties which is where Aphmau gets it from

- Zianna is Asian, Eric is Scottish, Garte is American, and Slyvanna is Hispanic

- Zianna and Silvana often talk shit, Eric is normally the one that's just like "what are you two talking about??"

- there ages are roughly around 45-49, Silvana being the youngest and Zianna being the oldest

- Zianna is tol and strong, even at her age. Garte has to fix all the doors she breaks.

- Silvana can speak four different languages {OOH I LIKE THIS AND MAYBE BECAUSE BUSINESS REASONS ZIANNA AND GARTE KNOW OTHER LANGUAGES AS WELL SO SOMETIMES SYLVANNA AND ZIANNA JUST HAVE RAPID-FIRE CONVOS IN SPANISH OR FRENCH AND ERIC'S LIKE "wat"}

- Eric only understands English but he's trying to learn them too

- they're all still dorks and katelyn probably got her dad into anime

- Zane and Garroth definitely got Zianna into anime

- Silvana playfully teasing aph for still being shy around Aaron

{-Sylvanna also really likes Hamilton once Katelyn tells her about it it and can destroy people in a rap battle

-Kawaii~Chan and Eric once had a bake sale for the entire neighborhood. They sold out in an hour and ended up making over a hundred dollars.

- Garte is so so tired of replacing doors

-Zianna mispronounces food names just to annoy Sylvanna. 

-Zianna and Garte danced to beyonce at their wedding}

A/N PARENT SQUADDDD

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