Requested by @Lord_hades_666

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Mirage: Heyyyyy Renee? You good?

Wraith: *hic* hHmmMm?? No I don't want spaghetti for lunch... *hic*

Wattson: ring is closing. I suggest we-

Wraith: HOLY SHIT GUYS STOP!

Mirage: ARGH! What?! What is it?!

Wraith: ........*gassspp* oh ma gaaaudd! Pathfinder just dropped a penny... whoopsie for himsie... heheh *hic*

Wattson: Wraith... are you... drunk?!

Wraith: PEANUT BUTTER

Mirage: ohhh so that's why my emergency liquor cabinet was empty...

Wraith: YALL ARE A BUNCH OF... Of... limp dicked assholes and I fucking LOVE YOU.................................................*hic*

Mirage: oh. Well uhh... thanks? I guess...

Wraith: not you beardy... *shouting up at the sky* OI FUCKER! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT OUR MOTHER?!

Wattson: uhhhh...

Wraith: YALL GOT A FLAT ASS AND YOU KNOW IT. DONT TEST ME, ME.

Wraith: *hic* OoOOohHhh weelLL iF tHAts tHe wAYyy iTs gAttO gO thEN thAtS thE wAy iTs gOnnA gO fUkkA!

Mirage: should we call an ambulance.

Wraith: COME AT ME BITCH! *starts punching the air*

Wattson: screw the ambulance. We need an exorcist.

Wraith: FUCK YOU ME! IVE SEEN YOU ASS SO HA!

Wraith: like what you seeee???...?.?? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 *hic*

Mirage: Wattson do you have a grenade on you?

Wattson: yes but... it'd wouldn't effect Wraith if you threw it.

Mirage: oh don't worry. It's not for her.

Wraith: EW U TO TYNA FAUK WITHOUT ME!

Wraith: SHUT UP TRICIA!

Mirage: it's for me.

Drunk wraith did some drugs.