This one a bit much innit?

Aquarius - Reiner Braun(good luck surviving bestie)

Gemini - Petra(she caught us in her tree)

Libra - Armin Arlert(he was trying to protect you ig)

Aries - Mikasa Ackerman( you won't ever see the light of day again beatie)

Sagittarius - Historia(her basement kinda homie no lie)

Leo - Berthodlt(Leo how do you keep getting in these situations? Are you that gorgeous?)

Capricorn- Erwin Smith(your eyebrows are his)

Taurus - Jean Kirschtein(finna ride you like a 🐎)

Virgo - Yelena(rip)

Cancer - Ymir(rip)

Pisces - Annie Leonhardt(rip)

Scorpio - Levi Ackerman(they'll never find your body)