Scarlet: *crashes through window* YOUR FANTABULOUS RULER IS BACK!!!

Phoenix: Fabulous! *note the sarcasm*

Sasha: You're being sarcastic, right?

Phoenix: *poker face* I might be a hardcore Springles shipper, but I think you've been spending too much time with Connie. His stupidity is rubbing off on you.

Scarlet: I HAVE TRUUUUUTTTTTHHHHHH!!!!

Ymir: *singing* Oh oh oh, I really don't care

Phoenix and Annie: *joins in* Oh oh oh, I really don't care

Mikasa: *joins as well* But even if the stars and moon collide

Y, P, A, M (Ymir, Phoenix, Annie, Mikasa): I never want you back into my life

You can take your words and all your lies

Oh oh oh, I really don't care

Oh oh oh, I really don't care

*sings the rest of the song*

Christa and Bertholdt: *hugging each other and crying* I feel like that song was meant for me!

Ymir and Phoenix: NOOOOOOOOO, IT WASN'T!! MY PRECIOUS CHRISTA/BERTHOLDT, I'LL LOVE YOU BEYOND FOREVER!!!

Christa and Bertholdt: *still hugging each other and crying*

Ymir and Phoenix: *hyperventilating* STOP CRYING, PLEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEEE. MY WORLD REVOLVES AROUND YOU!!!!

Christa and Bertholdt: *STILL hugging each other and crying*

Ymir and Phoenix: *has mental seizure and dies*

Scarlet: Oh. . .

Jean: My. . .

Armin: Freaking. . .

Reiner: Freckled. . .

Marco: Half. . .

Levi: Jesus. . .

Hanji: That. . .

Sasha: Was. . .

Connie: Just. . .

Eren: Overreacting!

Scarlet: Like you're one to talk.

Eren: What's that supposed to mean?

Scarlet: Remember that episode before you joined the scouts and you were in that cell and captain Levi asked you, I think, what you wanted and you went all crazy-eyed and started saying 'blah blah blah. . . . . . And slaughter every Titan that crosses my path.'

Eren: THAT IS A DREAM WORTH GOING CRAZY-EYED FOR AND JUST WHAT IS YOUR POINT EXACTLY???!!!

Scarlet: *facepalm* All the midget asked you was what you wanted to do.

Levi: I am not a midget, and besides, you're shorter than I am.

Scarlet: BY ONLY THREE FLIPPING INCHES, MAYBE EVEN TWO, AND I'M A TWELVIE THIS YEAR WHILE YOU'RE THIRTY FIVE!!!!

Levi: . . . . . . . *sits in a corner* *mutters things to himself*

Hanji: NUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! My PWECIOUS PERSON THAT IS SO SHORT THAT AN ANT COULD STEP ON!!!! DON'T BE LIKE THAT!!! *has mental seizure* *dies*

Scarlet: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE MENT- *mental seizure* *dies*

Mikasa: ?????

Scarlet: *revives self* I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT A FLIPPING MENTAL SEIZURE!!! ASDXFGHTUEIENKSKSJLWKSNDHKHRHJDBGY *has another mental seizure* *dies again*

Eren: And she says I overreact.

Annie: I guess I'll read the truths.

Scarlet, is it true you used to have a crush on Eren but left him for Reiner then left him him for Bertholdt and now that you can't have Bertholdt, you're going to back to Eren?

Mikasa: That was a long one.

Scarlet: *revives self* I SWEAR TO FRECKLED JESUS THAT I WILL TRACK DOWN WHOEVER SENT THIS TRUTH AND-

Annie: You sent them.

Scarlet: *has mental sei-*

Erwin: Cadet Scarlet, you're not allowed to have a mental seizure until you answer the truth. Me and my majestic eyebrows forbid it.

Scarlet: Screw you, Captain Eyebrows.

Erwin: *poker face*

Scarlet: Anyway, yes, it's alllllllll true! Since I can't have Bertholdt, I'm going back to Eren.

Tiamat: NOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY PRECIOUS BABY!!!!!

Eren: Man, I'm so incredibly fantabulous that I have two fangirls.

Levi: I'm more loved than you are, Jeager.

*Cue screaming fangirls*

Levi: And that proves it.

Eren: At least I still have Scarlet and Tiamat

Tiamat: *hardcore fangirling*

Scarlet: I don't have enough of a crush on you to fangirl.

Eren: Fine *hugs Tiamat* Then I'll just have Tiamat.

Tiamat: *dies of nosebleed*

Scarlet: Then I'll just have nobody.

Jean: I'm open.

Scarlet: *Anger Level: 25/100* No way in ever.

Jean: I'm still open.

Scarlet: *Anger Level: 50/100* I said no, horse face.

Jean: Seriously, I'm open.

Scarlet: *Anger Level: 75/100* I repeat, no way in ever, horse face

Jean: I thought you were desperate.

Scarlet: *⚠️⚠️⚠ ️ANGER LEVEL: 100/100 ⚠️⚠️⚠️* I SAID NO MOTHERFREAKING WAY IN HELL, HORSE DONKEY!!!!!

Jean: What the hell?

Armin: So I guess Horse Donkey is a thing now.

Jean: *poker face* And apparently, I'm the horse donkey!!

Scarlet: YOU CAN HAVE ARMIN, JEARMIN FOREVER!!!

Jean and Armin: *blush*

Marco: *cries*

Nobody notices

Marco: My heart is half broken *going back to heaven* *stops halfway there* GOODBYE EVERYONE *half wave* *returns to heaven*

Nobody notices

Scarlet: TRUTH #2

Phoenix: I thought-

Scarlet: I SAID TRUTH #2

Phoenix, if Bertholdt and your sisters were in a life or death situation and you could only save one person, who would it be?

Phoenix: Why hurt me? I've been good to you.

Scarlet: GAME SHAKERS REFERENCE!!!

Tiamat, Aruru and Sylph (T A S): *glaring at each other and Bertholdt* IT'S ME RIGHT??!!!

Bertholdt: *sweating* *thinks* I will murder those three girls brutally if Phoenix chooses either one of them.

Phoenix: Eto. . . . I choose. . . .Uhhhh. . . . *throws arms in the air* I'M SORRY *grabs Bertholdt* I WOULD SAVE BERTHOLDT *runs off with Bertholdt* #SorryNotSorry .

Tiamat: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Eren: *carries Tiamat bridal style* Let's leave. *leaves with her*

Tiamat: KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Aruru: MAAAAARRRRRCCCCCCOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Marco: *descends* I totally forgot Jean means nothing to me *carries Aruru bridal style to heaven*

Aruru: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Sylph: Armin.

Armin: Right! *walks with Sylph to the library*

Sylph: *pats Armin's head* Good coconut.

Everyone: I question Sylmin (Sylph x Armin)

Scarlet: BERTHOLNIX, EREAT (EREN X TIAMAT), ARUARCO (ARURU X MARCO), SYLMIN!!! TRY NOT TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN *does finger in hole thing*

Everyone: *shakes head*

~~~

I'm officially now accepting OCs, as in, submit your character and they'll be part of the book!

Form

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Personality:

Other:

Of course, if you're too lazy to submit a form, just type the name of the book your OC is in instead. Of course, your OC will appear later if I don't finish the book before the next update.

Now, I'll tag a bunch of people

TylerKowske (I don't know if your girlfriend is on wattpad or not, if she is, tag her for me!)
MikasaAckermannnn
Official-Wendy
EliasMorals
MLPAvatar202
SNK_stories

I WANT YOU ALL TO READ THE ENTIRE BOOK AND LEAVE THE CRAZIEST TRUTHS OR DARES YOUR GREEN MINDS CAN THINK OF!!! (Nothing too inappropriate)

Song: I really don't care
By: Demi Lovato