Scarlet: HEYA!

Phoenix: I'm hungry!

Scarlet: *face be like 😱* Y-YOU'RE STOMACH IS HUGE!

Phoenix: As expected.

Bertholdt: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm gonna be a dad in three days.

Eren: TITANZZZZZZ

Gia: Shut Up, Titan Boy.

Eren: WHO YOU?!

Gia: I'm Gia (OC OF _Shadow__Fist_ )

Eren: You're a midget.

Gia: YOU SON OF A TITAN! *punches Eren across the three walls*

Eren: I REGRET NOTHING!

Gia: I regret everything.

Levi: I like her already.

Hange: NUUUUU!!! MY WEVI!!! *growls at Gia*

Gia: I don't really care.

Isabel: You mean-

Gia: No.

Farlan: But-

Gia: No.

Both: You're supp-

Gia: I SAID NO AND NO MEANS F*CKING NO!

Both: 😫

Gia: Let's just do the dare.

I dare Eren to stand in a field of Titans- DarkSunnyMunn

Eren: TEETANZZZZ???!!!!

Mikasa: Yes Eren, TEETANZZZZ.

Eren: I'LL KILL THEM ALL, EVERY LAST ONE,

Scarlet: Yea, yea. *magically transports Eren to a field of Titans by the power of auto-carrot*

Eren: TIIIIITTTTTAAAAAANNNNNNZZZZZZZ!!!!! *flies into the air, about to kill a Titan*

Scarlet: Eren, I totally forgot.

I dare Eren to stand in a field of Titans and do NOTHING.

At that moment, Eren's gas ran out and he fell.

Eren: YOU PLANNES THIS YOU TITAN!

Phoenix: What's wrong with being a Titan?

Eren: EVERY-FREAKING-THING!

Phoenix: . . . . . . .

Bertholdt: 😡

Eren: I'm dead after this, aren't I?

Phoenix and Bertholdt: Yes, yes you are

~ First Hour ~

Eren: TITANZZZZZ!!!!

~ Second Hour ~

Eren: I HATE YOU!

~ Third Hour ~

Eren: YOU'RE CREATURES THAT ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE EARTH!!

~ Fourth Hour ~

Eren: EVEN IF IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT!!!

~ Fifth Hour ~

Eren: I shouldn't have said that.

~ Later ~

Eren: I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM SAYING THIS BUT, FORGIVE MEH!

Phoenix: NEVAH, YOU INSULTED MA RACE!

Bertholdt: AND YOU INSULTED MA PHOENIX!!

Eren: I REGRET EVERYTHING!!!

Phoenix and Bertholdt: WE REGRET NOTHING!!