Scarlet: WE BAAA-

Phoenix: Stop

Gia: Just

Crystal: Stop

Fuyuka: Eh?

Scarlet: Wut?

Marco: Half?

Hange: TITAN!

Eren: TITAN, WHERE IMMA KILL IT! *runs off screaming you know what*

Marco and Hange✔️
Levi and Aruru ✔️
Sasha and Ymir✔️
Conny and Christa✔️
Reiner and Isabel✔️
Fuyuka and Farlan✔️

Hange: Tell me, Marco, how is it possible you are still alive even after being split in half?

Marco: *sweatdrops* Ummmmmmmm, by the power of truth or dare I guess

Hange: BY THE POWER OF TITANS YOU HALF-IDIOT

Marco: *faceplants*

Aruru: Sugoi! You so short!

Levi: *right eye twitching*

Aruru: And you're like what, a billion years old? *grabs his hair* And your hair is sh-

Levi: *does his famous kick on Aruru*

Tiamat, Phoenix and Sylph: KILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! *starts chasing Levi around*

Levi: I regret everything *starts running*

Sasha: Potato

Ymir: Christa

Sasha: Potato

Ymir: Christa

Sasha: Potato Christa

Ymir: DIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *starts chasing Sasha around with a sledge hammer*

Sasha: I REGRET NOOOOTTTTTHHHHHIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Conny: I SMART

Christa: No, you're not.

Conny: Yes I am

Christa: What's 1 + 1?

Conny: ELEVENTY-TRILLION

Christa: *facepalms*

Isabel: Do I know you?

Reiner: No. Do I know you?

Isabel: No

Reiner and Isabel: But we both have crazy hair! *highfive*

Fuyuka: Fuyuka

Farlan: Farlan

Fuyuka: Half

Farlan: How could you?! ;-;

Fuyuka: . . . . . . . . Eh?

Scarlet: THAT CONCLUDES THE DARE

CONFETTI FALLS FROM THE SKY

Mostly everyone: *celebrating*

Random Nurse: >_> <_< So many patients. . . . . .