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Scarlet: We actually got two dares and a truth *throws confetti* THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

Phoenix and Mikasa: *tied to chairs* *gagged*

Bertholdt: Why the gags?

Scarlet: They were complaining too much.

Annie: Complaining?

Scarlet: I meant they were yelling too many profanities.

Bertholdt and Annie: As expected.

Armin: *still dead*

Ymir: *appears from literally nowhere* Where's my Christa?!

Christa: *leaps into Ymir's arms* Save me!

Reiner: *appears from nowhere* MY CHRISTA! *snatches Christa from Ymir's arms*

Ymir: No! *grabs Christa's legs* My Christa! *pulls Christa's legs*

Reiner: No! *grabs Christa's arms* My Christa! *pulls Christa's arms*

Scarlet: *blinks* What is even happening?

Sasha: Ymir x Christa x Reiner is happening.

Scarlet: How does auto - carrot know that Ymir x Christa is YumiKuri

Sasha: Really?

Scarlet: Really. Also, I ship Ymir x Christa x Reiner more than just a little.

Connie: *appears from nowhere* Where's my potato princess?!

Sasha: *leaps into Connie's arms* Here I am, my bald eagle!

Matchmakers except Sasha and Phoenix: SPRINGLES 5EVER!

Scarlet: Now the game begins! We'll start with the truth obviously from @Fuyuka1

I have truth. Annie, what did it feel like when you killed all those people? I am bad, I know. 😈

Annie: Why me?

People Annie killed: Why us?

Friends of the people Annie killed: Why them?

Scarlet: Seriously, where are you people getting these reactions from?! 

Annie: Well, I guess I have to. Honestly, I felt really bad. I never wanted to kill them but I had to to get to Eren, it was just part of my mission. I would have apologized a long time ago but I knew nobody would accept my apology. I cried when Levi rescued Eren because I realized I killed all those people for nothing and probably wouldn't get another chance to try and capture Eren again for a long time.

Eren: I still hate you.

Annie: I don't give a damn, cheeburg bastard

Eren: You're a cheeburg b-

Levi: Shut up, titan boy.

Eren: Why can't I ever get a chance to insult Annie back?! *throws a temper tantrum*

Scarlet: Now I know why people call you 'Angry German Kid' .

Eren: PEOPLE DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!

Scarlet: Yes they do, and stop shouting, cheeburg bastard, we're starting the dares. And one more thing *revives the special operations squad*

I dare Levi to kiss Hanji in front of Petra.

Hanji: YES! THIS IS BETTER THAN PLAYING WITH TEN TITANS!!

Levi: *faint blush* Let's just get this over with, Petra, no hard feelings.

Petra: *breaking pencils* I did not let myself get revived for this.

Hanji: I'm ready, Levi!

Levi: Whatever. *grabs Hanji's collar* *kisses Hanji*

Petra: *throws a temper tantrum*

Scarlet: JUST a temper tantrum? Seriously, Levi deserves better.

Petra: *literally explodes*

Scarlet: Okay, that was just overreacting.

Eld: Agreed *returns to the Underworld*

Gunther and Oruo: *returns to the Underworld as well*

Scarlet: Okay, time for the last but certainly not the least dare.

I dare Bert and Phoenix to play 7 minutes in heaven.

Bertholdt: Hell yes! *unties Phoenix and removes her gag* *slings her over his shoulder*

Phoenix: DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE IT YOU ASSHAT *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEP*

Scarlet: Where did you even learn all those words?

Phoenix: NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS, SHITTY FOUR EYES #2

Scarlet: I see you've been spending time with Levi.

Levi: Why does that matter?

Scarlet: It doesn't.

Levi: Good.

Bertholdt: *enters a random closet*

~With Bertl and Phoenix~

Phoenix: *sitting in a corner*

Bertholdt: Phoenix, I'm sorry!

Phoenix: Apology not accepted.

Bertholdt: It was a dare for Titan's sake!

Phoenix: The dare was to kiss her, not to make out with her!

Bertholdt: I was thinking of you.

Phoenix: That's not an excuse.

Bertholdt: I know, I'm a bad person and we both know. I realize now that you deserve better.

Phoenix: *Guilt level: 50/100* Damn right I do.

Bertholdt: I'm going to and I've already put you through enough pain in Promise Me, yet, I seemingly decided that you need to suffer more than you already are. I deserve to be eaten by Armin.

Phoenix: *Guilt level: 100/100* Screw this BS! *walks over to Bertholdt* Bertl, forget what I said, you're forgiven! *kisses Bertholdt*

Bertholdt: *kisses back*

~7 minute time skip brought to you by Bertholnix fangirls wishing for a Bertholnix lemon~

Scarlet: Time's up! *throws open closet doors* *hardcore fangirling*

Sasha: OH MY TITAN! BERTHOLNIX IS CANON AGAIN!

Bertholdt and Phoenix: *pull away*

Bertholdt: *puts shirt back on*

Phoenix: *puts skirt back on*

Hanji: I WANT A MILLION BERTHOLNIX BABIES!!!!

Phoenix: *sweat drops* Hanji, four is maximum.

Hanji: I STILL WANT A MILLION BABIES!!!

Bertholnix fans: *hardcore fangirling/fanboying*

Armin: *is still dead*