Scarlet: CONTEST CLOSED! CONTEST CLOSED! CONTEST CLOSED!

Phoenix: What's wrong with you?

Scarlet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING!!!!

Phoenix: What're you on?

Scarlet: A STOOL!

Phoenix: How high are you

Scarlet: ;-; 5'nothing.

Levi: *secretly does a victory dance*

Phoenix: *facetables because reasons*

Crystal: I expected more from the all powerful Phoenix Yukimaru.

Phoenix: Who said that?!

Crystal: *comes flying through the window* I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CRYSTAL DID!!! (OC of Crystal_The_Writter )

Phoenix: *facetables again* Great, another Scarlet and Fuyuka.

Bertholdt: Speaking of which, where is Fuyuka?

Gia: Over there *points to Reiner and Fuyuka*

Reiner and Fuyuka: *making out in a corner*

Mikannie: *doing the same*

Sasha: *starts snapping photos*

Gia: Anyway, let's do the dare.

I dare you to add me on and make me savage- Crystal_The_Writter

Crystal: GET READY TO BE ROASTED!

Annie: Do me first.

Crystal: (^_^)7 Yes ma'am Female Titan ma'am.

Annie: *rolls her eyes* Is my n-

Scarlet: DANG IT. AUTO-CARROT! STOP AUTO-CARROTING EVERY WORD I FLIPPING TYPE! *notices Everyone staring at her* Oh, don't mind me, searching up ways to kill auto-carrot. Carry on with your roasting.

Annie: Is my nose really that bad?

Jean: It could be better.

Annie: Shut up, Horse Donkey.

Jean: -_- The name has returned.

Crystal: Actually he's right, your nose could be better.

Annie: H-

Crystal: But it's not like it could be worse either.

Annie: ;-; MIKASAAAAAAAA! *runs to Mikasa*

Hange: I prefer Titans over men.

Levi: *secretly cries his eyeballs out*

Crystal: Men would prefer Titans over you too.

Hange: I've been roasted. *runs to Levi*

Levi: *secretly squealing like a fangirl would* *opens his arms for Hange*

Sasha: DO ME! DO ME!

Crystal: *thinks* I was saving this for Hange but whatever *says* Keep up the hair grease and you'll look like you actually just had a shower.

Sasha: But I didn't have a shower.

Crystal: You didn't?!

Sasha: I had a bath! *skips away to eat a rainbow*

Crystal: *faceplants*

Scarlet: MY TURN!

Crystal: *stands up*

Scarlet: *shoves a paper that says 'Roast Me' in her face*

Gia: *facepalms* She's only going to use it against you.

Crystal: Listen to Gia, she's smart.

Scarlet: HEY! I SMART TOO!

Crystal: With the way your speaking, I don't think even Conny would believe that.

Phoenix: It's true.

Bertholdt: She was 0.1 marks away from being the top of her class.

Crystal: . . . . . . . . Imma roast you know.

Scarlet: *shoves the paper in her face again*

Crystal: What a shameful cry for attention. Yes - we're all proud of you for chewing down a tree and turning it into that paper. Good for you.

Scarlet: *curls into ball squeezing the life out of a Bertholdt body pillow*

Gia, Phoenix and Bertholdt: Where the hell did she get that?!

Scarlet: It's almost as good as the real one.

Bertholdt body pillow: *is dying* The world is a cruel place *dies*

Mikasa: Even the body pillow knows it. Wait, it was alive?

Scarlet: Duh, I was *air quotes* 'squeezing the life out of it'

Mikasa: *facewindows*

Crystal: I think my roasting job is done!

Gia: At least you didn't roast me.

Crystal: I was going to but then I decided you'd need a different professional for that job.

Gia: I don't even know if that was a roast or not.

Crystal: Me neither.

Jean: THANK GOODNESS SHE DID NOT ROAST MEEEEEEE!

Crystal: Almost forgot the Horse Donkey.

Jean: -_-

Crystal: I'd call you a horse, but it's overused.

Jean: The roast wasn't a-

Crystal: Instead, you look like a detective trying to solve the case of how to lose his virginity.

Jean: ;-; *sings* How could this happen to me

A buffet appears because reasons.

Jean: I MAGIC!

Everyone except Phoenix: *starts eating*

Phoenix: Um, guys?

Everyone: *still eating*

Phoenix: Guys?

Everyone: *still eating*

Phoenix: Guys?!

Everyone: *STILL eating*

Phoenix: CAN ONE PERSON STOP F*CKING EATING AND AT LEAST PAY ATTENTION TO ME?!

Everyone: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Phoenix: *takes a deep breath* Nothing much-

Everyone: Then why-

Phoenix: Nothing much except the fact that my water just broke.