This chapter is dedicated to Fuyuka1
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Scarlet: TRUTH OR DARE SHALL CONTINUE!!!!

Phoenix: *sitting in a corner*

Annie: I feel bad for Phoenix.

Mikasa: Same here.

Bertholdt: . . . . . .

Mikasa and Annie: Bertholdt Hoover, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Bertholdt: *singing* IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY??!!!!

Scarlet: I LUV DIS SONG!!! (Yes I am a JB fan, deal with it! If you have a complaint, take it up with the complaints department! *holds up a trash can with the words 'The Non-Existent Complaints Department* spray painted on it*)

Mikannie: YES IT IS! YOU'VE RUINED BERTHOLNIX, AGAIN!!!

Sasha: Since when were you guys the matchmakers?

Phoenix: The world is a cruel place.

Reiner: And since when was she the one stating the obvious *dumps ice on her*

Phoenix: I don't even care anymore.

Levi: Dare time.

I dare Reiner to be nice to Phoenix for 20 chapters. I know it's similar to Phoenix's dare but I hate when Reiner is mean to her.

Sasha: *horrified gasp* A REINIX (REINER X PHOENIX) SHIPPER!!!!!

Mikasa: I thought you shipped Reinix.

Sasha: You're right! *eats a potato*

Scarlet: OH MY GAAAWWWWWDDDDDD!!!

Reiner: *trying not to scream like Armin*

Eren: What is it this time, Scarlet?

Scarlet: If Phoenix is being nice to Reiner and Reiner is being nice to Phoenix and Phoenix and Bertholdt are over, doesn't that make Reinix practically canon?

Sasha: Holy potatoes, you're right!

Bertholdt: *still singing* IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY SORRY?!

Armin: SSSYYYYYLLLPPPPPHHHHHH!!!!

Sylph: Yes, coconut?

Armin: I just felt like calling you, I like your name, it's pretty.

Sylph: So sweet! *hugs Armin*

Armin: *hugs back*

Matchmakers: SYLMIN 5EVER!!!

Reiner: *sings* I CAN'T DO IT, ONCE ME THERE YOU

Scarlet: CHARLOTTE REFERENCE!! (If you haven't seen it, how dare you call yourself an otaku?) (Jk, but seriously, how dare you?) (Jk again, but if you haven't seen it, go see it now!)

Reiner: NO SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE *releases Armin scream*

Everyone: *eardrums explode*

~~~One Hour Time Skip Brought To You By Mikannie~~~

Phoenix: *has been mentally healed* Reiner-sama, take me now!

Reiner: I will Phoenix, now let's go skip over rainbows together.

Both: *laughs hysterically*

Bertholdt: What has the world come to?

Sasha: You have only yourself to blame for this, Bertholdt.

Bertholdt: *singing* IS IT-

Levi: *covers Bertholdt's mouth* NO MORE OF THAT NONSENSE!

Scarlet: Wow, he didn't use a swear word.

Reiner and Phoenix: *links arms* *walks away talking and laughing like best friends*

Scarlet: Welp, the world has officially ended.

Levi: We have one more dare.

BERTHOLDT, GO APOLOGIZE TO PHOENIX OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!

Hange: Titans, Fuyuka1 is one hardcore Bertholnix shipper, that's for sure.

Scarlet: You can say that again.

Hange: *says it again*

Bertholdt: *leaves to go apologize*

~~~Three Minutes Time Skip Brought To You By Reinix~~~

Bertholdt: *comes back*

Scarlet: So? How did it go?

Bertholdt: *bursts into tears* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *stuffs face with ice cream* SHE REJECTED ME!!!!

Scarlet: WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO??!!!!

Matchmakers: MA OTP!!!!

Conny: *sits there like a confused idiot* MOMMY??!!