Scarlet: WH-WH-WHAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!! *face be like 😱*

Fuyuka: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! B-BERTHOLDT! EEEEEEHHHHHH???!!!!! BABIES?!

Hange: YEA! TINY PHOENIX'S RUNNING AROUND, KICKING PEOPLE BUTT!!!

Reiner: IMMA BE AN UNCLE

Christa: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN???!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??!!! WHAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

Ymir: WELL, CRAP!

Mikasa: Twins?!

Annie: EEEEHHHH???!!!

Eren: HOLY TITAN BLOOD??!! SHE BE PREGNANT , OHHHHH MAAAA GAAAAWWWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!

Jean: WHAT??!!! WHY, I MEAN, I NEVER EXPECTED, GAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Conny: *sits there like a confused idiot* MOMMY??!!!

Sasha: POTATO BABY!!!

Erwin: MORE BADASS SCOUTS!!

Levi: I hope one is as short as I am.

Bertholdt: . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .

Everyone: *takes a million steps back*

Bertholdt: . . . . . . . . . . . . . *jumps off Wall Maria*