Phoenix: B-Bert, don't you think w-we should stop? W-we've been a-at it for eight d-days straight! I can't f-feel my legs!

Akane: Wut?

Bert: *seductive voice* Come on Phoenix, don't be like that. You know you like it~

Tohka: Wut?

Phoenix: Not gonna lie, I'm r-really enjoying myself. A-ah! Yes, right th-there!

Hange: MORE TITAN BABIES

Bert: You like that? Of course you do, you little slut.

Mikasa: . . . . . . . . . . .

Phoenix: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Annie: No, just, no

Bert: Now who're you a slut for?

Scarlet: *banging her head against the wall*

Phoenix: *in a quiet voice* Y-You

Erwin: Think of the children!

Bert: I can't hear you~

Levi: I'm surrounded by idiots

Phoenix: I'm a s-slut for you.

Reiner: That sh-

Bert: Still can't hear you~

Fuyuka: *points at the corner* Back to the corner, armored pervert!

Phoenix: I'M A SLUT FOR YOU AND ONLY YOU!

Armin: My ears!

Bert: Good girl~

~ A few hours later ~

Bert and Phoenix come out

Everyone: *screaming and running around*

Phoenix: *cant even stand*

Bert: What's going on? What did we miss?

Everyone: HE'S ACTING INNOCENT!

JEAN: THE DUDE IS MAD

EREN: INSANE

MARCEL: NUTSSSSS

SCARLET: SPEAKING OF NUTS

I dare Scarlet to kick Marcel in the nuts- DarkSunnyMunn

Marcel: Whyyyyyyyy?????

Scarlet: I kick like a certain animal

Jean: It's my people, right?

Scarlet: Yup! *retracts foot* GET READY MARCEL!

Marcel: I REGERET E- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *lying on the floor, holding his nuts, if he had any*

Scarlet: Oops

Hange: YOU'VE COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!

Scarlet: Double oops

Phoenix: *trying to stand*

Scarlet: TT_TT BUT SEME PHOENIX!