Scarlet: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAA-

Phoenix: Shut up, sh*tty four eyes #2.

Hange: *flies in through the window* I HEARD MA NAME!!!!

Levi: Tch, idiot, it wasn't your name.

Hange: Awwwwwww.

Scarlet: LEVI, YOU FAINTED LAST CHAPTER!!!!

Levi: Did not

Scarlet: Did too

Levi: Did not.

Scarlet: Did too.

~~~Ten Minute Time Skip Brought To You By YumiKuri~~~

Levi: Did not.

Scarlet: Did too.

Levi: Did n-

Scarlet: I HAVE PROOF!! *starts playing a video*

Matchmakers: OTP! OTP! OTP!

Hanji: Can that be us, Levi?

Levi: AFSHWDHSFWHSCHWVSJY *faints*

Hanji: ?????

Levi: . . . . . . . .

Scarlet: NO COMEBACKS FROM SHORTY!!!

Reiner: *pours ice cubes all over Phoenix*

Phoenix: ABJSXCHSKWNMDOSNSKSMNDJSIAKDHBDHSISNSIAJSOSJDOSN, YOU SON OF A-

Reiner: Be nice!

Phoenix: *right eye twitching* O-of course, anything for my reindeer. *kisses Reiner's forehead* *gags*

Reiner: -_- Nobody loves me.

Bertholdt: I do!

Phoenix: . . . . . . . . . . .

Everybody except Bertholdt and Phoenix: *takes multiple steps back*

Bertholdt: PHOENIX, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, I MEANT LOVE LIKE-

Phoenix: *walks out*

Sasha: *blinks* Did she just. . . . .leave?

Conny: Yes, she did.

Scarlet: NUUUUUUUU, MY OTP!

Bertholdt: I have no idea what just happened.

Reiner: I think you just-

*SOUND OF SOMETHING SHATTERING*

Scarlet: I think that was Phoenix's heart.

Annie: Breaking into a gazillion pieces.

Mikasa: So I guess we should do the dare now.

Armin: Yeah.

Eren: It's from Fuyuka1 again

I dare Eren, Armin and Mikasa to sing Hey Brother.

Mikasa: I can't sing.

Annie: Yes you can.

Mikasa: How would you know?

Annie: We sing Attack on Titan's first ending together, all the time.

Mikasa: . . . . . . .

Armin: Let's just start singing.

Eren: What he said.

E M A (Eren, Armin, Mikasa): *starts singing*

Hey, brother, there's an endless road to re-discover.
Hey, sister, know the water's sweet but blood is thicker.
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Hey, brother, do you still believe in one another?
Hey, sister, do you still believe in love, I wonder?
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

What if I'm far from home?
Oh, brother, I will hear you call.
What if I lose it all?
Oh, sister, I will help you out!
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Hey, brother, there's an endless road to re-discover.
Hey, sister, do you still believe in love, I wonder?
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

What if I'm far from home?
Oh, brother, I will hear you call.
What if I lose it all?
Oh, sister, I will help you out!
Oh, if the sky comes falling down for you,
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Scarlet: *wipes away a tear* That song relates to the three of you so so so much!

Annie: Agreed!

Reiner: It relates to Bertholdt, Annie and I as well.

Scarlet: Whatever.

Eren: What does EMA stand for?

Levi: It stands for Eren's Magical Adventure, brat.

Eren: *eyes sparkling* REALLY?! THAT'S SOOOOOO COOL!

Levi: Idiot, it stands for Eren, Mikasa and Armin.

Eren: As in a threesome ship?

Everyone: *falls down anime style*