I dare everyone to sleep in a haunted house where a grandma killed all her grandchildren- Rainbowdash902

Phoenix: I don't like it here.

Scarlet: Phoenix, are you scared?

Phoenix: Absolutely not!

Scarlet: Yeah, riiiight.

Bertholdt: Like you're one to talk, you are literally locked in a room that you built that is made of Titanium, guarded by a trillion meter steel gate which is guarded by a billion meter tungsten gate which is guarded by a million meter inconel gate which is guarded by a gazillion armored Titans that are so tall that there isn't even a number for it.

Scarlet: And just for that, you and Phoenix won't be coming in here.

Phoenix: But. . . . .But I pregnant ;-;

Scarlet: Pregnant my butt. Tell that to someone who cares.

Phoenix: *sits in a corner with a dark shadowy thing on top of her*

Bertholdt: I wish I could go Titan right about now. *goes to comfort Phoenix*

Levi: *sitting on Erwin's lap* SWIGGITY SWOOGY!

Erwin: . . . . . . . . Wut?

Hange: . . . . . . *crying in a corner*

Isabel and Farlan: Eh?

I dare Levi to act gay while saying 'SWIGGITY SWOOGY' at random times throughout the whole chapter- Crystal_The_Writter

Levi: Why me?

SWIGGITY and SWOOGY: Why us?

Levi: Why them?

Scarlet: DUN DUN DUNNNNN, THE REACTION HAS RETURNED!!!

Gia: You all are crazy.

Phoenix: Like you're one to talk, Hange could take a sanity test and get a higher score than you.
I HOPE THAT WAS NOT OFFENSIVE _Shadow__Fist_

Sasha: BA DUM CSHHHHHHHHH, ROASTED, I THINK!!!

Gia: You and I are gonna have a very interesting relationship.

Phoenix: . . . . . . . . Agreed. . . . . . . . . *returns to what she was doing*

???: *super creepy giggling*

Scarlet: *screams*

???: *creepy-a** singsong voice* We got friends to play with~

Phoenix: . . . . . . . .

???: *sneaks up behind Phoenix*

Levi: SWIGGITY SWOOGY,

Ymir: PHOENIX, WATCH OUT FOR-

???: Hello friend!

Phoenix: *suuuuuper high-pitch screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LUCY KICK *kicks ??? away Lucy style*

Lucy: *appears* SHE STOLE MY KICK! *disappears*

???: *flying away because of the kick* I'M A GHOST, HOW DID YOUR LEG NOT PASS THROUGH ME?!

Levi: SWIGGITY SWOOGY???!!!

Everyone: *eardrums have exploded*

Scarlet: THAT SCREAM WAS SO LOUD, THAT I COULD HEAR IT FROM HERE!!! DANG IT, AUTO-CARROT STOP AUTO-CARROTING EVERY WORD I TYPE!

~ One Day Time Skip Brought To You By Phoenix Screaming ~

Phoenix: LUUUUUUUCCCCCCCYYYYYYYY KIIIIIIIICK!!! *kicks a random person*

Random Person: *flying away* WHYYYYYYYYY???!!!

Scarlet: Dayum, she really loves that kick.

Bertholdt: Did you have to bring your room and all those Titans with you?

Scarlet: Yes.

Bertholdt: Why?

Scarlet: There's gonna be a lot of screaming when Phoenix gives birth.

Bertholdt: You're right.

Levi: *right eye twitching* SWIGGITY F*CKING SWOOGY!!!