This chapter is also dedicated to Fuyuka1 because why not?
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Scarlet: PEOPLE, and Titans, GUESS WHAT!!!!

Armin: What?

Scarlet: Shut up, coconut.

Sylph: Don't talk to my Armin that way! Let's go, baby coconut. *leaves*

Armin: *scrambles after her*

Scarlet: After that SYLMIN moment. . . . . . WHO ELSE WANTS TO GUESS?!

Sasha: POTATOES?

Conny: FRIED CHICKEN?

Hange: TITANZ?

Eren: TITANZ?! LET ME AT THEM!!

Scarlet: NOPE! WE HAVE SOMEONE JOINING US! *opens the door to reveal Fuyuka1 *

Fuyuka: HEY PEOPLE!

Mostly everyone: Hey.

Phoenix: Dear Reiner-sama, let's go eat cotton candy clouds together!

Reiner: After that, we can hold hands and be together forever!

Both: *laughs hysterically*

Fuyuka: *right eye twitching* Scarlet, I need gear.

Scarlet: Right here! *hands Fuyuka her gear*

Fuyuka: *after putting on gear* Reiner Braun.

Reiner: I'm busy talking with my flower, Phoenix.

Reinix: *laughs*

Fuyuka: *cracks knuckles* You ruined my OTP, and now, I'm going to ruin you.

Reiner: Chocolate fudge.

~~~Time Skip Brought To You By Fuyuka's Awesomeness~~~

Reiner: *is dead*

Phoenix: . . . . . . . . .

Fuyuka: *grinning like a madwoman*

Bertholdt: *walks over to Phoenix* I-I'm sorry.

Phoenix: I'm beginning to think my name is 'I'm sorry.' You've been saying that to me a lot.

Bertholdt: I didn't mean love like-

Phoenix: I don't care, we're over and we are never getting back together. *leaves*

Fuyuka: MA OTP *cries*

Scarlet: *hugs Fuyuka* *pats her back* There, there Fuyuka-chan. I'm sure we'll get them back together. . . . . .somehow.

Matchmakers: Scarlet x Fuyuka.

Scarlet and Fuyuka: *poker face* Matchmakers, no!

Matchmakers: Matchmakers, yes!

Mirajane: *appears from nowhere* I SHALL CREATE A SHIP NAME SOOOOOOON! *disappears*

Levi: Before anything else happens, time for the dare.

I dare Isabel and Farlan to kiss in front of Levi.

Scarlet: WHO ISABEL AND FARLAN!!!

Levi:. . . .,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wrecking ball: *destroys the building*

Isabel and FARLAN: *comes in sitting on the wrecking ball* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!

Sylph: They are Isabel and Farlan.

Tiamat and Aruru: THEY STOLE MA ENTRANCE!!!!!

Isabel: Hey, big bro! *jumps off of wrecking ball*

FARLAN: Yo! *jumps off*

Scarlet: YOUR DARE IS TO KISS IN FRONT OF SHORTY OVER THERE!!,

Isabel: Easy as pie!

Farlan: We can definitely do that.

Both: *walk up to Levi* *kiss*

Levi: *slowly starts snapping photos*

Isabel and FARLAN: *seperate* CAN WE STAY, PLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE CAN WE STAY!!!

Fuyuka: Only if Scarlet is okay with it.

Scarlet: 👍🏻

Isabel and Farlan: THANK YOU SO MUCH, SCARLET-NEE!!!

Scarlet: Woah! So I'm now you're big sis.

Isabel and Farlan: YES!!!

Mikannie: *appears from nowhere* NEXT DARE, STILL FROM FUYUKA!!!

I dare Phoenix and Bertholdt to be locked in one room together for two hours.

Phoenix: What

Reiner: The

Bertholdt: Actual

All three: FUDGE???!!

Bertholdt: *silently hands Fuyuka a giant lollipop* *whispers* Thanks for this.

Fuyuka: Honey, Bertholnix is my OTP. *licks lollipop*

Bertholdt: *drags Phoenix to a room* *locks door*

Phoenix: *BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Scarlet: The girl and her profanities.

~First Hour~

Phoenix: Don't worry, my precious Reiner, we will only be parted for two hours.

Bertholdt: 😱

Phoenix: Don't act so surprised, colossal jacka**

Bertholdt: *stuffing face with ice cream* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Phoenix: *making a Reiner body pillow*

~ With the rest ~

Everyone: *ears pressed against the door*

Scarlet: Nothing.

Fuyuka: *sitting in a corner, crying and licking her lollipop* MA OTP!!!

Scarlet: *sits beside Fuyuka* There, there Fuyuka-chan.

Matchmakers except Phoenix: *whispers* I still ship it.

~ Next hour ~

Bertholdt: *unlocks the door*

Bertholnix: *steps out* . . . . . . . . .

Fuyuka: How did it go?

Reiner: Please say horrible, please say horrible.

Phoenix: WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!

Fuyuka: BOOYA!!! (That rhymed)

Matchmakers: MA OTP IS ALIVE!!!!!

Isabel: What did you guys do in there?

Bertholnix: It included a bed.

Phoenix: And a blanket and pillows.

Farlan: You're kidding.

Matchmakers: *hardcore fangirling in a corner*

Bertholdt: YEP!

Phoenix: WE BUILT A FORT!!!

Everyone: *falls down anime style*