Phoenix: *poker face* Seriously

Scarlet: *shrugs* Its not like anyone except for juIiaxx noticed this book.

Sasha: *stuffing her face* *incoherent words*

Tiamat: Nani?

Connie: Potato girl said ' As long as I'm eating, I'm happy. '

Scarlet: Figures

Annie: Let's get on with the dare.

Eren: Yeah, what the female Titan bitch said.

Annie: *irk mark* Watch it, cheeburg bastard (No, this is not AoT junior high, I just included the reference)

Eren: You're a cheeburg basta-

Aruru: OKAY! Let's get on with the dare, shall we?

Marco: What Aruru said.

Aruru: *dies from extreme happiness and fangirling*

I dare Reiner to kiss Christa / Historia in front of Ymir then face the consequences

Christa: Why me?

Reiner: Why us?

Ymir: Why them?

Scarlet: I have no idea where that came from.

Jean: *holding a video camera* Reiner, do it!

Reiner: The dare must be done! *puffs up chest* *kisses Christa*

Christa: *thinking* EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!! I BELONG TO YMIR . . . . . WAIT DID HE JUST??!! OH NO WAY ARMORED TITAN, YOU KEEP YOUR TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH! *slaps Reiner*

Reiner: *stunned*

Christa: You pig

Reiner: *reaction when Christa called him a pig after he gave his speech for student council president on AoT junior high*

Ymir: May I send him to hell

Christa: Yes you may.

Reiner: *thinking* Christa, I still believe you are as noble as the steeds you tame.

Ymir: *reads his thoughts* *kills Reiner* Oh, knock that crappy nonsense off! Nobody cares!

Bertholdt: *dragging Reiner away*

Phoenix: *Jealousy level: 50 / 100* NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws Reiner's body out the window* *pulls Berthildt's face into her chest* My Bertholdt!

Bertholdt: *extreme nosebleed*

Matchmakers: OTP! OTP! OTP!

Scarlet: AND IT IS CANON!

Jean: I GOT EVERYTHING ON VIDEO.

Mikasa: Let's just do the next dare

Scarlet: *incoherent words*

I dare Armin to watch Mikasa and Annie when they're alone.

Armin: Wh-why me?

Mikasa: Why us?

Annie: Why them?

Scarlet: Again, no idea where that came from and *rage mode* HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SHIT!!!! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY YOU ARE NUMBER ONE IN MY LIST OF MY TOP TEN MOST HATED CHARACTERS IN AOT!!! THIS IS PUNISHMENT FOR {SPOILER} EATING BERTHOLDT!!!

Phoenix: *still holding Bertholdt's face in her chest* *stroking his hair* After the dare, may I send Armin to my assumed father/ brother/ true self the devil?

Scarlet: Yes, yes you may.

Armin: Why m-

Levi: *covers Armin's mouth* NO MORE OF THAT CRAP!!

Scarlet: CAPTAIN SORTY RAVIOLI McCLEANFREAK HAS ARRIVED!

Levi: Tch, sh*tty four eyes number 2.

~~~ Time Skip Brought To You By That Moment When Your Three Year Old Sister Starts Singing AoT's First Theme Song ~~~

Mikasa: You think he's here?

Annie: No sign of the coconut so I'd say we're free . . . for now.

Mikasa: Good. *climbs on top of Annie* Then we can enjoy ourselves for a few minutes

Armin: *only just arrived* *starts watching* Holy Wall Sina.

~~~ Time Skip Brought To You By Scarlet Crying Over Bertholdt ~~~

Armin: *washing eyes with bleach* My eyes have been scarred forever and beyond.

Mikasa and Annie: *blushing*

Eren: HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW YOU GUYS WERE A THING AND ON THAT LEVEL??!!!

Scarlet: There were cameras in there.

Phoenix: One day Bertholdt, Armin will be washing his eyes because of us, one day . . .

Bertholdt: *another nosebleed*

Reiner: I don't even I'm supposed to be terrified or feel sorry for Bertl.

Eren: I swear, one of these days, that girl will become a yandere.

Phoenix: *chainsaw beside her* Hehehehehe, and if you decline, my chainsaw has been waiting to cut through your organs and . . . *insert disturbing, gory details here*

Eren: Let me re-phrase my sentence entirely . . . . Phoenix is a freaking yandere.

Bertholdt: I'm actually enjoying this.

Everyone except Bertholdt and Phoenix: *sweat drops*

Sylph: Any more dares?

Scarlet: Yes, yes of course.

I dare Sylph to kiss Rico in front of Armin and Anna (who, as mentioned before, belongs to ChocolateChip-Master )

Sylph: Scarlet, if you want, I can to take you to a hospital to see if you have any mental problems then have you taken to a church to purify your soul.

Anna: *hugging Rico tightly* Don't do it!

Rico: *blushing profusely*

Matchmakers: RICANNA (Rico x Anna) FOREVER AND BEYOND! OTP! OTP! OTP!

Scarlet: I'll have you know that I'm considering {NOT YET CERTIFIED SPOILER} killing you off, alongside Aruru and Tiamat.

Sylph: *gulps* *turns to Rico* This kiss means nothing, you are merely my replacement role model because my former one *points at Phoenix* is a yandere now.

Rico: I completely understand *shakes hands with Sylph*

Sylph: *kisses Rico's forehead* Done! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to disinfect my mouth with all Levi's cleaning products.

Rico: I'm going to do the same, only, I'll be disinfecting my forehead.

Anna: THANK GOODNESS!

Scarlet: Not what I wanted to happen but whatevever. Next dare!

I dare everyone to break the fourth wall and visit it's inhabitants.

Bertholdt: But breaking the walls are Reiner and I's job, plus, there is no fourth wall.

Reiner: What he said.

Phoenix: *kills Reiner with chainsaw* Reibert will never canon. *returns to Bertholdt* It's alright now, my precious Titan. The idiot is gone. Let's get married after all this crap is over!

Bertholdt: *staring at Reiner's body* Not even a Titan can do that.

Phoenix: But I am a Titan and don't look at him! *pulls Bertholdt's face into her chest again*

Bertholdt: *nosebleed*

Scarlet: So after that very weird Bertholnkx moment, I think we're ready to break the fourth wall. Now, Bertl and Dead Reindeeer, listen up! I'm teaching you how to break the fourth wall, just do this . . . *waves at readers* Hey, readers!

Fourth wall: *shattered to pieces*

Readers: *crossses where the fourth wall used to be*

Bertholnix shippers: *picks up Bertholdt and Phoenix* All aboard the Bertholnix yacht!

Random person: *handing out tickets*

Levi fan girls: Oh my god! It's him! It's really him.

Levi: Oh my windex. * starts running* NOT THESE CREATURES AGAIN

Levi fan girls: WE'RE COMING LEVI! *chases Levi*

That was how AoT fans overrun the place faster than Titans

Scarlet: I bet you people are happy that the fourth wall has been reconstructed

Everyone except Bertholdt and Phoenix: Yes! No more fans! No more fans!

Bertholdt: Bertholnix finally got enough attention

Phoenix: I agree, the Bertholnix yacht was a wonderful place!

Jean: That ships gets enough attention in Promise Me.

Phoenix: *kills Jean with chainsaw* Anyone else think Bertholnix doesn't need attention?

Everyone: N-No! Bertholnix is my OTP

Phoenix: Good! ^_^ *returns to Bertholdt*

Scarlet: And that marks the end of this chapter! Leave a truth and/or dare!

Everyone: Bye!