Scarlet: AAAAAAAAAAAA DARE FROOOOOOOM MEEEEE!!

Phoenix: Freckled Jesus, help me

Marco: No. You're the devil

Phoenix: *poker face*

Jean: DAMN RIGHT SHE IS!!!

Phoenix: *poker face*

Scarlet: A DARE FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!!

Sasha: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Phoenix: *poker face*

Tiamat: *appears from nowhere* HOW COME I HAVEN'T BEEN INCLUDED???!!!

Scarlet: Because you're unimportant.

Tiamat: *poker face*

Scarlet: Same for Aruru and Sylph.

Aruru and Sylph: *poker face*

Connie: DUCK BUTT UCHIHA!!

Sasuke: *appears from nowhere* I am not a duck butt *disappears*

Hanji: *points at Phoenix,Tiamat, Aruru and Sylph* POKER FACE SISTERRRRRZZZZZZZ!!!

Scarlet: A DAAAARRRREEEEE FROM MEEEEEEEEE!!

Reiner: *poker face*

Christa: POKER FACE REINDEER

Reiner: CHRISTA NOTICED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ymir: Back off, armored reindeer.

Reiner: *poker face*

Tiamat: SHE GOT YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Scarlet: Time for-

Phoenix: *leaves to get a cookie*

Scarlet: TIME FOR MA DARE!!!!

I dare Bertholdt to slap Phoenix's ass. You can't tell her it was a dare.

Bertholdt: EEEEEHHHHHHH????!!!

Reiner: HOLY SHIIIIIIIT!!!!

Ymir: PLAN THE FUNERAL!!!!

Aruru: MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PIECES!!! (Typed on purpose)

Tiamat: WHAT ARURU SAID!!

Sylph: WHAT YMIR SAID!!

EVERYONE: LIKE ARURU SAID, MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PIECES, COLOSSAL TITAN!!!

Phoenix: *comes back* What's all the commotion 'bout?

Everyone: *forms a circle around Phoenix*

Phoenix: Death Circle?

Armin: *has been brought back to life* *shivers* S-something like that.

Bertholdt: *walks into the circle*

Phoenix: I'm fighting Bertholdt?

Ymir: Something like that.

Mikasa: Phoenix, face me for a sec.

Phoenix: Okay? *faces Mikasa* 1 *faces Bertholdt again*

Mikasa: *sweatdrop* Not a literal second.

Phoenix: *faces Mikasa again*

Bertholdt: *stands behind Phoenix* *raises hand high in the air*

Ymir: PHOENIX, WATCH OUT FOR-

*SLAP!!!*

Phoenix: WHAT THE FLIPPIN' SHIT???!!!! *turns to Bertholdt* WWHHHHYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!

Bertholdt: *sweating*

Phoenix: WHHHHHHYYYYYYYY????!!!!!!!

Bertholdt: I'M SORRY!!!!! *runs away with arms flailing*

Phoenix: I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *chases Bertholdt*

Aruru: Tiamat, Sylph, Ymir, Christa, everyone!!! FUNERAL TIME!!!!

~~~Time Skip Brought To You By Phoenix's Badassery~~~

Sylph: . . . . . . . . . And may his souls last in everlasting pieces. Lower the coffin.

Coffin: *being lowered*

Bertholdt: *throws coffin open* I'M STILL ALIVE!!!!!

Phoenix: PEEEEERRRRRVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Bertholdt: IT WAS A DARE FROM SCARLET!!!!

Scarlet: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING!!!!!

Phoenix: SHIIIIITTTTTTTYYYYYY FOUR EYES #2 !!!!!

Scarlet: I WANT THE MOST MEMORABLE FUNERAL IN EXISTENCE!!!

Phoenix: *kicks Scarlet's ass*

Scarlet: *flies somewhere over the bloody motha fucking rainbow* IIIIIIIIIII REGREEEETTTTTT NOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Phoenix: I regret everything.