I'm proud to announce the winner of my contest (which literally got only two entries) DarkSunnyMunn ! Fuyuka1 just because you didn't win doesn't mean I didn't like your entry! I liked what you wrote for Colt and I might just bring him in at one point!

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Scarlet: You can squeeze my hand if it hurts

Phoenix: It doesn't

Scarlet: You don't have to hold it in, scream all you want.

Phoenix: Seriously, I feel nothing

Scarlet: We all know you strong, but you can let it out.

Phoenix: Scarlet, it just feels like I need to pee really bad.

Scarlet: *winks* I g-

Phoenix: Nurse! Get this lady out of here and put her in therapy! She needs serious help.

Random Nurse: *crashes in through the window, grabs Scarlet and jumps out* I NEEDZ THERAPY TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Phoenix: -_- I'm dealing with a bunch of idiots.

~Time Skip Brought To You By Robin x Raven~

Akane: *petting Honey*

Tohka: *also petting honey*

Girls: SOOOOOO KAWAII *inhuman fangirl screeching*

Boys: *sweatdrop*

Akane and Tohka: *hugs both of Phoenix's legs* Okaa-san! (Mom) Kowaidesu! (I'm scared)

Phoenix: Naze? (Why)

Akane: Karera wa ningen ni wa kikoemasen! (They don't sound human!)

Tohka: Soshite sore wa osoroshīdesu! (And that's scary!)

Everyone except Aruru, Tiamat and Sylph: . . . . . Eh?

Tiamat: THEY'RE SCARED!

Aruru: WE'RE HORRIBLE AUNTS!

Sylph: WHAT HAVE WE DOOOOOONE?

T A S: *hugging each other and crying*

Akane: Mom, what's wrong with them?

Phoenix: Honestly, I have no idea.

Tohka: They're weird.

Phoenix: I know.

Sasha: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?!

Conny: YOU SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY?!

Sasha and Conny: OH MY GOD, THE MORE YOU KNOW!

Tohka and Akane: *sweatdrops*

Phoenix: Has anyone seen Bertholdt?

Fuyuka: At the toy store!

Phoenix: Wh- Buying toys, obviously.

Tohka: Mom, who Bertholdt?

Phoenix: Your daddy!

Akane: So he's the guy who screwed you?!

Phoenix: EEEEEEHHHHHHH????!!!!!!

Scarlet: H-How do they know where babies come from?!

Ymir: THEY'RE ONLY THREE YEARS OLD!!!

Phoenix: ;-; I'm a horrible mother!

Reiner: That you are.

Phoenix: TT_TT

Akane: Tohka, Mom's crying!

Tohka: Oh no!

Akane: *grabs Phoenix's book of profanities and bad names* Mom, look!

Phoenix: *stops crying* Lets go learn swear words and bad names, ne?

Tohka and Akane: *eyes sparkling* HAI!

Phoenix: Yay! *takes her book and works away with her children*

Scarlet: What

Eren: The

Mikasa: Hell

Annie: Did

Reiner: We

Jean: Just

Christa: Witness?