textual intercourse

Author: sixtieshairdo

Fandom: BTS

Top: N/A

Words: 6,131

Tags: #Fluff, #Texting, #Wordplay, #EstablishedRelationships, #Humour (I'm not putting the tags cause they're all spoilers)

Summary: They're all nonparallel one-shots but are connected. So I'm giving the summary of the first one;

yoongi:

stop digressing what do i do about my crush do i avoid him so i can let it go i am THIS scared of fucking up you don't even know

namjoon:

tell him you like him duh

yoongi:

but the friendship! we have a good thing going on

namjoon:

then don't tell him

yoongi:

okay back to square one you are the worst friend in the universe and star wars is at least 10 times better than you

namjoon:

TAKE THAT BACK

yoongi:

no you are hopeless

namjoon:

you mean like you? geddit? hope-less. without hope. HAH.

Status: Complete

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/series/447349

External link's gonna be in the comments.

AN: Feel free to request any kind of story you want. 😄😄Either in the comments or in private.

Dedicated to: imnotokleavemealone. This is pure gold. That's it.

Also my dumbass finally realized how to post an external link. It's just going to be at the bottom of the page. This is going to make my life so much easier cause half the time I can't even comment the link. If you still can't find it, please let me and know I'll send it to you. I just want to make finding these fics easier for you.