I'm very glad you're here! Let me show you arou-- shit. It's a book, I forgot.

Well, I could definitely, at the very least, tell you a little bit about the little bits of me you'll find in the infrequent entries I insert into this envelope.

I'm Sam, (I think that's the first time my name will have been said on this site; cherish that, reader. You're one of few) and I have some pretty strong opinions about a lot of things. From my insistence upon the value of walkable communities, to the certain fact that Bethesda ruined the Fallout series, you'll find me bitching about a lot of topics in this collection. I'll also probably be gawking at things, sharing info I find worth sharing, and generally mucking about and commiting heinous shenanigans.

In this set of pages, I'll write pretentiously, earnestly, and truthfully; I'll feed you the thoughts I have with only the limitations of language between us; I'll whoop your mother's ass.

I love you, thanks for stopping by.