Ok for this first one I'm gonna do a little random story I made up while talking to one of my friends. I was being 2 people ~I and Death~ and then I got bored so I made the story. There are references that are pretty easy to find so hope you see them.
AND ACTION!

Death- What are we doing?
I- I has no clue.
You- Clues are pointless.
Death- Who is You?
You- You is me. You can't be I because You isn't I.
I- You is not I. I am I.
Death- That is true.
True- *in whiny tone* BUT IM TRUEEEE!!!
Random Pig- Oink Oink Oink Oink *Translation- And now it's time for an intermission*
You- Who is Random Pig?
Random Pig- Oink Oink Oink *Translation- Me is Pig.*

One Intermission Later

You- *strangling Random Pig*
I- *slaps You* Stop You. You is strangling Pig.
Death- Pig is pet.
I- Very Nice Pet .
Death- Yeah.
You- Hey I'm still here.
Death- And....
I- I thinks Nobody cares.
You- I cares!
Nobody- So do I!
I- Whoa I does not care first. Second, so do I? Why would you want to do me?
Nobody- *sigh* That's not what Nobody meant.
Death- That's what Nobody said. Death suggests Nobody starts running because Nobody has...            
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I- *starts chasing Nobody with a knife*
Death- Called it.
You- Why would you call it?
It- It was sleeping.
Death- Sorry it.
It- Fooooooooooooooooood.......... *starts to snore*
I- *stops chasing Nobody* What were we doing again?
You- You has No Idea.
Nobody- Why does you have my cousin No Idea?
Youdemort- Because...
I IS YOUDEMORT!
I- I is not Youdemort.
Youdemort- Youdemort hate how this universe works.
YOUDEMORT IS HERE!
Here- But Here is me.
Youdemort- Holy You.
Death- *sneaks up behind Youdemort*
Youdemort- Fine, Fine.
YOUDEMORT IS YOUDEMORT AND YOUDEMORT HAS ARRI.....
Death- AVADA DEATHAVRA!!!!!!
Youdemort- Youdemort finally got said thing right.
I- That made No Sense.
No Sense- LA DI DA OREOS ARE IN MY HEAD MAKING ALIEN TACO BABIESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!           Death, I, and Nobody- Uhh.......
Youdemort- o.O                                                                                                                                                                             Death- By the way Youdemort in thirty seconds Youdemort will die.       Youdemort- Well then, good bye world.                                                           Nobody- NO! Youdemort will not and can not die! *pulls off mask*                     Nobridge- Nobridge loves Youdemort!                                             Youdemort- That's disgusting Youdemort is now happy that Youdemort is dieing. *Dies*                     Death- *whispering to I* We have to kill Nobridge! That ugly pink rat!             I- *whispering to Death* I will stab her!                                                               It- *aappears* Cover the eyes Death and I! It will reveal it's true self!  Death and I- *covers eyes*                   It- *Transforms!*                                       I-*opens eyes and gasps* Death look at what It transformed into!                           Death- *opens eyes* Holy Youdemort! IT'S HAPPY POTTER!                         I- What? NO! DEATH THAT'S STUPID!                                                     Death- It is actually Stupid?                  I- *face palm* No. It's Sidie Tane!         Death- Oh. Who that?                               That- That is me.                                      I- Where That come from?                      That- A terrible place that makes 24 innocent thatren fight to the death where only one can survive and.... oh never mind. That came from Thatpital where everyone is That.                           Death- Right....                                          That- *turns into a pink fluffy unicorn and dances on a rainbow*

Death- Ok then.....                                   Sidie Tane- Sidie will now kill Nobridge.                                                       No Sense- *trips over That and hits Nobridge which causes Nobridge to fall to Nobridges doom*        
Sidie Tane- Seriously?                           No Sense- HAHA! Evil Oreo is dead!  I- Well, this has been a weird day.         Weird Day- This can't be me.               This- Me can't be Weird Day.                 Death- Anyways..........................                                                                                     Everyone (yes even That)- THE END!

This is what happens when I'm bored. But I do want to say that this part "No Sense- LA DI DA OREOS ARE IN MY HEAD MAKING ALIEN TACO BABIESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" is based off of CoarilineRose 's book 100 Things NOT to be Done at School! #Wattys2016. If you read it you'll understand.

(You won't get this if you haven't read the Heroes of Olympus Series) Anyways someone I knew was obsessed that the Amazons would take over today since it's Amazon Day. She's probably reading this right now but I don't care. I know people that are obsessed with the books but I think she has now just gone insane. And to that friend if she is reading this all of this ^ is true. Also, I would like to wish Annabeth a happy birthday.

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