Meet Kaelin. She's a friend. Kaelin, tell me a bit about yourself.

Kaelin: Um. I'm Kaelin. Hey.

Kaelin: This is what I look like:

Kaelin: Sorry if it's a bad picture.

She's good at guns. It's... really scary.

Kaelin: I'm in the army, and Anya is one of my best friends.

...And..???

Kaelin: I have nothing else to say.

You're boring.

Kaelin: Shut up.