He's got the body of an arrogant Adonis.
His personality is lacking if I'm honest —
Cars, calendar girls all day.
No bookshelf but that's OK
'Cause they
Love him anyway.
Yes, they
Worship him anyway.

Here comes a guy with a mind like an arrow —
Sharp, straight face, striving for the dough-oh.
Star-crossed genetically —
He gyms and he gyms but he's slim as can be.
Baby,
Some chips just fall that way.
The game is rigged
But you cannot lose
If you do not play.

I said,
The game is rigged
But you cannot lose
If you do not play.

[Instrumental Interlude]

Here I stand at the old microphone —
Not a tenor like the rest, I'm baritone.
I can croon in my chest like this —
Not popular, I'm gon' still do it
'Cause hey,
I was born that way.
The game is rigged
But I cannot lose
If I do not play.

I said,
The game is rigged
But you cannot lose
If you do not play.