Seven minutes until it's too late. Oh, gosh, what if I don't make it!

My earpiece blares with Big Yellow's voice, "Keep running, Hailey!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm the vile Irritator!" The tall-hat-wearing menace has taken the stage already. Big Yellow is beaming it through my wicked shades.

"Bru-ha-ha!" His smile is just curves of insanity.

"Better pick it up, Hails!" Even Big Yellow sounds panicked now.

Oh, no! I got to hurry.

The villain snickers and works the stage, "I'd like to introduce you to my little friend. His name is the Clogger," his skinny evil fingers wrap nicely around the trigger of a classic bad guy gun.

"What is that?!" A cutie like Monroe says as she swoons in place on the dance floor.

Her man catches her like Superman, and he handsomely says, "It looks like a water gun!"

"Oh, good observation, sir, but this doesn't use such a free agent. Oh no," he points the nozzle towards the couple, "this uses raging radicals!"

He pulls the trigger, and out of it comes dirt, grease, and old make-up. The couple starts to hug their faces with their palms, and both whine, "No! We'll break out like hormonal teenagers!"

The mad man is trigger happy now, and he lets all his ammunition out into the crowd. Soon every victim is breaking out. Some have tiny whiteheads, and others have grown red pulsating volcanos.

I'm running as fast as I can, "Oh, no, Big Yellow! Are we too late?!"

"No, Hails, it's never too late to fight a breakout!" Ahh, Big boy is always a positive Benny!

"BIG YEL-LOW! STAR FACE POWER! ACTIVATE!" My transformation settles just as I burst through the doors of the ballroom. I'm wearing a cape and have an eco-friendly wand and the classic superhero uniform.

"Do not fear. The power of hydrocolloid is here!" I got to do my twirl for this move, "RAIN DOWN HYDRO-STARS !"

With the power of Big Yellow, every face receives Hydro-Stars which will render the breakouts defeated. By the next day, this will all be a bad memory.

"Your done, Irritator! You and Clogger are headed for the waste bin," in my hand swirls one big Hydro-Star.

"No, Starry Yellow Girl! No!" The mad man backs away in fear.

Before he gets far, I throw out my power and catch him. Easy to say he'll never get to clog another pore for the rest of his life.

"Thank you, Starry Yellow Girl!" Grateful shouts ring out from every direction.

"Always a pleasure, and remember it's never too late to fight a break out when you have Big Yellow on your side."

(epic theme song- Di-doe-di-do-da-da-da!!)