(Dedicated to @UniversalWatcher, the Destiny Player)

Announcer: Racers, start your Sparrows! And be mindful of Team Karma while you race!

Infinite the Voidwalker: Ready, son?

Future Comet the Defender: Bring it!

Infinite: Ready, my Gunslinging Bat Buddy?

Me: Always, my Jackal Buddy! Good luck, "Stellar Nephew"!

Future Comet: You too, Uncle Antasma!

Announcer: 3... 2... 1... GO!

https://youtu.be/4GnBF7_otwQ

Me: (Hits an Item Box, gets a Blue Shell) Lemme see who's in first... Ah!  It's... MANFRED VON KARMA?! What the fuck?! Eat THIS! (Shoots Blue Shell)

Manfred: What the hell?! (Gets a banana peel, gets shot by the Blue Shell)

X: Sir!  Antasma shot that Blue Shell at you!

Manfred: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Me: (Passing Manfred Von Karma) That's what you get for forging evidence and killing Gregory Edgeworth, muthafucka! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Manfred: (To X and Ted Tonate) I'll take him down myself! Cover me!

X/Tonate: (Soldier voice) Sir, yes, sir!

Me: Well, shit! (Gets an Air Horn) Lucky ME!

Manfred: Get that motherfucker!

Me: Like THAT'S going to happen!

Tonate: I've got this! (Sends a Red Shell towards Infinite)

Me: Infinite, look out!

Infinite: (Drives in front of a banana peel, the red shell hits said banana peel)

Tonate: God-fuckity-dammit!

Manfred: (Gets a blue shell) Consume this, you wretched purple stain on my life! (Throws said blue shell)

Me: (Uses air horn before the blue shell hits me)

Manfred: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Me: (Crosses the finish line)

Manfred: Demand that the Platinum Cup be given to me!

X: I've got this! (Pulls out the SAME rocket launcher used to shoot Mario and SMG4 on the announcer)

Me: (Vietnam flashbacks) Uh, Mitch? We have a problem.  X just pulled out the same rocket launcher used to shoot Mario and SMG4. He's using it on the announcer.

Infinite: Oh, HELL no! (Puts his Sparrow on autopilot, runs to the announcer's rescue)

Me: (Videotapes the whole thing)

???: Welcome to Round Two, my victims.  For today, the Multiversal Heroes/Guardians will be murdered in cold blood.

Me: I know that voice... Sonic.Exe!

Oryx: Long time, no see, Antasma!

Infinite: Oryx! How'd you get out?!

Viger: Find out how Oryx got out of hell next time... In Chapter 1!