Chapter 1. Oryx's Deal
Oryx: I escaped from hell by simply making a deal with Sonic.Exe. The deal went rocky in the beginning, but we arrived to an agreement. I get rid of the Multiversal Heroes, Sonic.Exe gets rid of the Guardians. And the two of us benefit.
InfiniteLeJackal: Antasma, this guy means business.
Me: Sonic.Exe will betray you, just like Bowser did to ME. Just a little warning.
Sonic.Exe:
https://youtu.be/b32k4dkm9PE
As if I'd do that to my partner!
Me: You have no idea how hurt I felt after being betrayed! But even so, I managed to bury the hatchet. Now, then, Oryx...
https://youtu.be/x7o9odk9Agg
https://youtu.be/zqujcCBgwkU
Time to meet your doom... Again.
Oryx: What if I drain your light?!
Me: That won't drain the Bolt-Caster! (Fires electric cloud from the Exotic Sword)
Oryx: The Darkness is a gift. Let my will set you free...
Me: I refuse to kowtow before you, Oryx! I defy you in the name of the Mushroom Kingdom, the SSS Mansion, and all the Multiversal Heroes, even the ones that muted me!
Mario: Let's-a GO!
Luigi: Okey dokey!
InfiniteLeJackal: Bring it, Sonic.Exe! I'll tear you to shreds! (Gets hit by Oryx)
Sonic.Exe: I am the Alpha and Omega. I am the Beginning and End. (Picks Infinite up by the throat)
Me: Don't you fucking dare!
Sonic.Exe: Surrender... Or your so-called "Jackal Buddy" gets it!
Me: (Gets triggered) OH, HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! Mario! Luigi! Get this blue bastard!
Bowser: What about ME?!
Me: YOU can sit this one out.
NintendoFan997: I have no other choice... (Shoots rocket launcher at the announcer, steals the Platinum Cup)
Me: (Frozen stiff while having Vietnam flashbacks)
Splendid: It traumatized you that much...? Wow. No wonder why you don't want to watch SMG4 anymore.
Sonic.Exe: Stay like that, and I will make this quick. (Gets shot by someone)
???: I don't think so!
(I saw AerisEreway with Han Solo's blaster pistol, as he blew on the nozzle.)
Me: Thanks, AerisEreway. (Turns into Antasma the Ripper mode, slices Sonic.Exe in half vertically) Let's see you come back from THAT, you overrated creepypasta!
Oryx: No! My hedgehog buddy!
Me: Now for YOUR demise, Oryx!
Oryx: Never! I'm not dying! (Leaves an Echo of Oryx, teleports to his new Dreadnaught)
Me/Panty Anarchy: (Towards Echo of Oryx)
https://youtu.be/jP5isF0AysQ
...and REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!
(Ka-BOOM!)
Echo of Oryx: Looks like I'm... TAKEN... (Explodes)
Me: Thanks, Panty.
Panty Anarchy: No problem.
William Birkin: You okay, Antasma? I got concerned there for a bit!
Risky: I was also worried about you... My Tinkerbat King...
Me: Everything's ok, sweetie...
(Just then, a Taken Knight smacked my shoulder with its sword.)
Me:
https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM
William Birkin: Sending a healing capsule right now!
Splendid: I have an idea. (Takes out Robotnik's glove)
I'm initiating a healing sequence. One thousand nanobots per cell should suffice.
William Birkin: I'll just be intel, then...
Me: (Impersonates Sonic) Eh, can't win 'em all!
William Birkin: I'll monitor your position and see what lies ahe-- Aah!
Bulma: I just thought you might want a frappé with caramel!
William Birkin: (Calm voice) Bulma, of course I want a frappé. (Yelling) I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!
(Richard Lind: Yes, this is a reference to the Sonic Movie. Thank you for asking.)
Me: Okaaaaaay.... Anyways, let's get a move on. (Sees Oryx's shadow)
Oryx: You Multiversal ZEROES are the last of the light?! I have taken entire worlds. Three of you face me... No more, no less. Any more and you will ALL perish.
Me: I won't fall for that! (War cry, charges at Oryx)
InfiniteLeJackal: Antasma! Wait! (Rushes after me)
Future Comet: Father! (Rushes after Infinite)
(All the others are surrounded by Taken in a matter of seconds)
Viger: The grand finale is about to get underway!
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