So I come from a house of entirely girls, meaning I've never owned a Nerd Gun.

Last night there was a Nerf Gun war sponsored by STEM club.

So of course my friends and I rounded up a bunch of darts and went to this nerf gun war.

HIGHLIGHTS OF THE WAR

1) One of my friends asked the supervisor if we could use foam swords instead, and this was approved.

He got the most kills on our team. He could also deflect bullets. A bunch of the Seniors got mad and said that "SWORDS CAN'T KILL PEOPLE!" 

2) My boyfriend was a TRAITORRRRR.

He got recruited by a senior friend to join one of the two senior teams, leaving the rest of our friend group on a team of sophomores and freshmen.

Hey, don't worry.

I totally shot him.

3) One of my other friends brought a MACHINE GUN. It could hold up to 40 darts at once and MAN IT HURT.

He would patrol the hall where our flag was and I would follow him around and pick up the ammo and load him up.

It was a frightening experience.

4) We played a round where there was one flag that our supervisor hid, and the first person to bring it back would win.

He hid it in plain sight.

5) We had a hallway really well defended by our respawn point, but the mistake came when we didn't go check on our flag.

Oops.

And then there's fish dissection.

Context: I, two of my best friends, and my boyfriend are all in firs period Biology together. It would be great, but where they all sit in the middle of the room very close to each other, I sit all the way in the back without a science partner.

We started doing fish dissections earlier this week, and since I was alone, my teacher gave me the chance to go join an existing group of two and make a grouo of three.

So I joined my boyfriend's group and he and I plus another girl I'm friends with are all dissecting this fish together.

I thought I was strong enough to handle the fish I WAS WRONG.

We opened it up and took out the stomach today.

Half the time was just me and the other girl sitting there staring at the fish going "THAT IS DISGUSTING." while my boyfriend would hold the organs up and investigating them.

"This is so gross!"

"Hey you've got the same things inside of you!"

I love and hate him.

I mean the dissection is pretty interesting and all, but when you're touching a dead fish, probing at its internal organs and getting that smell all over you while you're already a bit sick...

Yeah I almost threw up.