Today was a lovely wedding between Emily Webb and George Gibbs.

However, like all weddings, when stress shows itself, the truth comes out.

FOR YOU SEE

GEORGE IS NOT CERTAIN HE IS WILLING TO MARRY EMILY.

BUT WAIT!

EMILY LOVES ANOTHER MAN.

AND THERE'S MORE

Emily's father, Mr. Webb, is a blonde. Her mother, Mrs. Webb, is a red head.

BUT SIMPLE SCIENCE WITH ALLELES TELLS US THAT THE ORDER OF DOMINANCE IN HAIR COLOR IS BROWN BEING DOMINANT, WHILE BLONDE IS RESSECIVE YET DOMINANT OVER RED.

THEREFORE, ALL THEIR CHILDREN SHOULD BE BLONDE OR REDHEADS.

BUT EMILY IS A BRUNETTE.

I swear this is getting even more intense than all of your reality shows.

(We're acting out the play Our Town in English class, and I'm Emily. While I'm very good friends with the guy playing George, I'm dating another guy and he's not interested in relationships. Plus I'm a brunette, the girl playing my mom is a reddie, and my father is a blonde.)