I never thought I'd tell my mom not to fight Beyoncé but I did. In a dream.

So the dream started with me talking to a person at school and then my cousin told me I should try out make up and then my mom was smacktalking Beyoncé and the I said "no mom don't fight Beyoncé" and then I made a chapter in my random book about it

Now I have a Beyoncé song stuck in my head

WHO RUNS THE WORLD? GIRLS!

Ironic because I don't even have a gender but I swear I saw it somewhere last week

Lemmie just look for it again..
*looks for non-existant gender*
*trips over shoe and falls down stairs*
True story
Except I had a blanket over my head (because I was playing a game) and my cousin was shouting "Selena noooooooo" in the background

Anyway, I woke up and started coughing

Thanks a lot, asthma

I was hoping to wake up like that at 4 AM

So I had to get a breathing treatment and let me just say I could not go back to sleep at all afterward

So you know that's lovely

Ugh

That's all bye