~Chat:We Are The Champions (& some others ig)~

~OriginalCape has added MaskedRoyal to the chat~

MaskedRoyal:We finally have a champion of Alola so I'll add him and be on my way.

SweetTooth:Alright

~Chat:The Actual Champions~

LegendaryMagnet:so im pranking kukui now

LegendaryMagnet:cuz he doesnt actually know who the orange league champion is

DragonGirl:understandable, kid

LegendaryMagnet:ur literally the same age as me

LegendaryMagnet:stuff it

SweetTooth:He's right you know

SteelAge:true

~Chat:We Are The Champions (& some others ig)~

MaskedRoyal:It's not working.

MaskedRoyal:It won't let me add him for some reason.

OriginalCape:@LegendaryMagnet Since you hacked me everyday for a week, have any ideas?

LegendaryMagnet:nope

LegendaryMagnet:maybe just wait a bit?

MaskedRoyal:Who are you?

LegendaryMagnet:orange league champion ^^^

LegendaryMagnet:and @OriginalCape's secondary champion ^^^

OriginalCape:And you're the youngest champion since @LossOfDirection

LegendaryMagnet:right ^^^

LegendaryMagnet:forgot about that

OriginalCape:You always do

LegendaryMagnet:ur professor kukui right?

MaskedRoyal:Uh... yeah?

LegendaryMagnet:thought so

SweetTooth:Kukui, I can feel you being curious about the kid's nickname all the way from Sinnoh

MaskedRoyal:Okay, yeah, I am.

LegendaryMagnet:of course the mortal is curious.

SteelAge:i think you might be scaring him.

LegendaryMagnet:i dont think so

LegendaryMagnet:ok wait yeah i did

LegendaryMagnet:oops

LegendaryMagnet:sorry

LegendaryMagnet:fine

LegendaryMagnet:i wont say how ur feeling

LegendaryMagnet:bc its scaring u

LegendaryMagnet:i sowwy ^^^

F A B U L O U S:Kukui.

SteelAge:Forgive him.

OriginalCape:Now.

LossOfDirection:Please.

SweetTooth:We're begging you.

TheOnlyBrainCell:^

MaskedRoyal:I was going to forgive the kid anyway?

DragonGirl:i hate your ability to get everyone to forgive you

DragonGirl:you dont even have to do anything

DragonGirl:theyre not even scared of you tho?

LegendaryMagnet:it comes in handy

LegendaryMagnet:yay!!! ^^^

TheOnlyBrainCell:Someone get this poor child some help.

MaskedRoyal:I've tried to add the new champion again. It still didn't work.

SweetTooth:What's their name? Maybe one of us has somehow met them?

MaskedRoyal:Satoshi Ketchum, but he goes by Ash.

LegendaryMagnet:I know him!

LegendaryMagnet:I got this! :)

~LegendaryMagnet has left the chat~

MaskedRoyal:Was that supposed to happen?

DragonGirl:hell be back

DragonGirl:read that whichever way you want

DragonGirl:both are accurate.

~OriginalCape has added Pikapi to the chat~

~Pikapi has changed Pikapi's name to LegendaryMagnet~

LegendaryMagnet:iris i will fight u

LegendaryMagnet:and ill have glalie team u w/ me

DragonGirl: >:(

OriginalCape:Did you really have to hack me to do that?

LegendaryMagnet:yes

LegendaryMagnet:sorry @MaskedRoyal

LegendaryMagnet:i thought it was funny

MaskedRoyal:Ash, it's fine. I was just very confused.

LegendaryMagnet:now does my name make sense tho?

MaskedRoyal:Yeah, it's perfect for you.

OriginalCape:You should have seen the message we got after he won.

SteelAge:and I quote, "WE DID IT!!! WE DID IT!!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! WE WON THE ALOLA LEAGUE!!! WE CAN ACTUALLY WIN ACTUAL LEAGUES!!! AND NOT JUST YO SO ANYWAYS YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY ON THE SAME LEVEL LEAGUES!!! AN ACTUAL FULL ON LEAGUE!!! PIKACHU AND ROWLET AND LYCANROC AND INCINEROAR YES TORRACAT EVOLVED AND MELMETAL AND NAGANADEL YES THATS POIPOLE IT EVOLVED AND CAME BACK AND I ALL ACTUALLY WON!!! FUEJDYDYFHFHFOGJGIDUVHDJFJ!!!!!!!  ^^^"

F A B U L O U S:It's the only thing in all caps we've ever received from him.

SweetTooth:We saw the all caps and thought he was possessed or something

LegendaryMagnet:nope!!! i was just really excited!!!

MaskedRoyal:Yeah, I'd be terrified too.

MaskedRoyal:What was the mortal thing about though?

LegendaryMagnet:oh right!!!

LegendaryMagnet:u dont know!!! ^^^

LegendaryMagnet:ill tell u after school

SweetTooth:Or you could tell him now.

TheOnlyBrainCell:^

LegendaryMagnet:fine.

LegendaryMagnet:i dont even know how Pikachu and i are alive!!! ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

MaskedRoyal:Either do I? You're lucky Tapu Koko saved you.

LegendaryMagnet:no no no no no

LegendaryMagnet:that was a time i figured that id live

LegendaryMagnet:sometimes world saving requires death

LegendaryMagnet:in life

LegendaryMagnet:three things are constant

LegendaryMagnet:Pikachu!!! ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

LegendaryMagnet:TRio

LegendaryMagnet:and cheating death!!! :)

MaskedRoyal:You're scaring me.

LegendaryMagnet:GOOD.

LegendaryMagnet:id rate death a solid 2/10

LegendaryMagnet:Pikachu agrees!!! ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

SteelAge:the one thing Ash actually capitalizes and shit

DragonGirl:plus the cute emoticon!

LegendaryMagnet: (:

SweetTooth:Ash, that wasn't what @TheOnlyBrainCell and I were talking about

LegendaryMagnet:wait

LegendaryMagnet:then what were u talking about?

DragonGirl:youre such a kid

F A B U L O U S:Your mother?

OriginalCape:And your father?

LegendaryMagnet:oh right!!!

LegendaryMagnet:тнaт parт

LegendaryMagnet:haha arceus and mew go brr

~DragonGirl has changed LegendaryMagnet's name to LegendarySpawn~

LegendarySpawn:i mean

LegendarySpawn:ur not wrong

MaskedRoyal:I'm confused so I'm just going to go...

LegendarySpawn:bye dad!!! ^^^

MaskedRoyal:Ash, if this lesson wasn't about the champions I would drag you out as well.

LegendarySpawn:dont forget to mention the orange league too!!! ^^^

MaskedRoyal:Bye though.

~MaskedRoyal has left the chat~

DragonGirl:so that's your new father figure?

LegendarySpawn:yee!!! ^^^

LegendarySpawn:hes also my teacher!!! ^^^

OriginalCape:I'm still surprised you're going to school.

~Chat:Forever 10 Gang~

~ChosenOne has added RestaurantChild to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added HowManyCharizards? to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added KyogreThanksYou to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added EverythingIsInABook to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added AstronautInventor to the chat~

ChosenOne:theyre my classmates!!! ^^^

ChosenOne:so basically travel buddies w/ extra steps!!!

~ChosenOne has added gladlad to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added HauAreYou to the chat~

ChosenOne:these are my rivals!!! ^^^

ChosenOne:plus @HowManyCharizards?

ChosenOne:heres my new parents!!! ^^^

ChosenOne: Contact Information: dad alolan edition

ChosenOne: Contact Information: mom alolan edition

ChosenOne:i think thats all!!!

LostInTheMist:How many parents do you even have at this point?

ChosenOne:legally biologically or emotionally?

TheDawnOfTime:it's been a hot minute so give us all three answers

ChosenOne:legally i have 3 now!!! ^^^

ChosenOne:biologically i have 2, dumbass

ChosenOne:emotionally is now 6+ depending on my mood (:

YoureSuchAKid:i can't believe he's up to six full time parents

BestBrother:a full team of parents.

ChosenOne: (:

Showtime:congratulations!!!

ChosenOne:ty!!! ^^^

ChosenOne:wait

ChosenOne:should i add rotomdex

ChosenOne:theyre in the alolan chat

gladlad:PLEASE NO

gladlad:IM BEGGING YOU

LostInTheMist:yeah sure

TheFutureIsNow:your rotom pokedex? i think itd be interesting to talk to it.

ZygardeProtector:I WANNA MEET THEM!!!!

ChosenOne:hi gladion!!! ^^^

ChosenOne:welcome to the chat!!! ^^^

NotAMonth:aka hell

gladlad:So the Distortion World?

BestBrother:oh no

TheDawnOfTime:this won't end well

ChosenOne:hOW dARE

ChosenOne:tHE dISTORTION wORLD iS nOTHING lIKE hELL

ChosenOne:i am deeply offended

ChosenOne:if gira comes after u ur on ur own

gladlad:?

ChosenOne:my bad

ChosenOne:i meant giratina

gladlad:I'm more terrified of the fact you're claiming that the Distortion World is different from Hell

ChosenOne:because it is!!!

ChosenOne:the distortion worlds all like dark but not spooky

ChosenOne:but hells just like the nether in minecraft

ChosenOne:just fire everywhere and very red

gladlad:I am terrified

ChosenOne:GOOD.

gladlad:How did you even...?

ChosenOne:hack

TheFutureIsNow:im the technology guy and i dont even know how he does it.

ChosenOne: (:

ChosenOne: Ɛ>

ChosenOne:@TheFutureIsNow youll like @AstronautInventor

~ChosenOne has added Rotomdex to the chat~

gladlad:STOP

gladlad:WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT LEAVE THE CHAT

ChosenOne:hack

ChosenOne:besides

ChosenOne:what happens in the alolan chat

ChosenOne:stays in the alolan chat

Rotomdex:Ash, who all are in this group chat?

ChosenOne:ill explain after school ^^^

LostInTheMist:you're supposed to be in class?

ChosenOne:its about the champions lmao

ChosenOne:tho prof didnt even know who the orange league champ was

Rotomdex:According to my data, the Orange League Champion is-

Rotomdex:Oh.

Rotomdex:OH.

gladlad:???

ChosenOne:ill explain later!!!

ChosenOne:itll be explained during the introductions!!! ^^^

~Chat:everyone (only use during emergency)~

~ChosenOne has added RestaurantChild to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added HowManyCharizards? to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added KyogreThanksYou to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added AstronautInventor to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added EverythingIsInABook to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added gladlad to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added HauAreYou to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added dad alolan edition to the chat~

~ChosenOne has added mom alolan edition to the chat~

etc, etc...

~~~

~Chat:We Are The Champions (& some others ig)~

[Ash]~LegendaryMagnet
[Lance]~OriginalCape
[Steven]~SteelAge
[Wallace]~F A B U L O U S
[Cynthia]~SweetTooth
[Iris]~DragonGirl
*[Alder]~SleepingBitch
[Diantha]~TheOnlyBrainCell
[Leon]~LossOfDirection
[Kukui]~MaskedRoyal

~Chat:Forever 10 Gang~

[Ash]~ChosenOne
[Misty]~LostInTheMist
[Brock]~BestBrother
*[Tracey]~EtchASketch
*[Gary]~OGAsshole
[May]~NotAMonth
*[Max]~MrPetalburgGymLeader
[Dawn]~TheDawnOfTime
*[Paul]~dont
[Iris]~YoureSuchAKid
*[Cilan]~ItsEvaluationTime
*[Trip]~PhotoClub
[Clemont]~TheFutureIsNow
[Bonnie]~ZygardeProtector
[Serena]~Showtime
*[Sawyer]~NotebookKid
*[Alain]~MegaEvolution
[Mallow]~RestaurantChild
[Lillie]~EverythingIsInABook
[Lana]~KyogreThanksYou
[Kiawe]~HowManyCharizards?
[Sophocles]~AstronautInventor
[Gladion]~gladlad
[Hau]~HauAreYou
[Rotomdex]~Rotomdex
*[Jessie]~PrepareForTrouble
*[James]~AndMakeItDouble

~

Yup, another chatfic. I got inspired by the ones on AO3 and couldn't help myself. This one starts to divert from canon after the alola league because I said so.

also there may be some wrong nicknames in this chapter and next chapter. this is because i didn't have all of the nicknames at the time of writing them and had them as (name). i also changed a few of them so i could have missed a spot where they sent something.

~Vannah