Cloud: Toss me my keys!

A Christmas tree was thrown at him. He dodged it.

Cloud: I said my keys!

Luigi: I thought you said Christmas tree!

Cloud: Why the F—K would I say 'Christmas tree'!?

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Mario: She says she shower with Pantene!

Next you see Mario in a bathtub with Cloud and Storm. They are all wearing their clothes. Except Mario is shirtless.

Mario: but I got watermelon to keep me clean!

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Storm, SMG4 and SMG3 are in Storm's room talking.

Storm: Ugh Cloud is so annoying.

Just then Cloud appears outside from the window.

Cloud: I heard you are talking sh¡t about me?

Storm: WHAT THE F—K

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Storm: I love watching the waves.

Cloud looks at Storm.

Cloud: I'm in love with you Storm~

Storm looks at Cloud, scared and surprised.

Storm: AHHHHH-

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Cloud: Isn't spiral stair case just stairs on top of stairs?

SMG3 thinks about this all the way into night time.

It's 2am and you see him in his bed still thinking about what Cloud said.

SMG3: GODDAMNIT CLOUD!

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Cloud is in the kitchen looking at the ground as he is sad about something. Storm comes in the kitchen and sees this. He pulls out chocolate chips from his hat and pour some on his hand. He walks up to a cloud and shoves his hands to his mouth.

Storm: Eat the chocolate.

Cloud: No I'm not in the mo-

Storm: E A T T H E C H O C O L A T E

Cloud eats the chocolate chips from his hand.

Storm: Do you feel better now?

Cloud nods his head sadly.

Storm: Good!

Storm then hugs Cloud to comfort him.

SMG4: Dude what are you doing up?! It's 3am! Your going to hate yourself in the morning! 

SMG5 is in a curled in a blanket on his bed with his laptop, working. You can see dark eye bags under his eyes

SMG5: Jokes on you I'm going to hate myself regardless!

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Cloud: SMG3!!!

Three: Yea?

No response.

Three: Yea!?

No response.

Three: YEA!!!!!!!!!?????

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Cloud: Storm I made cookies!

You then hear a faint scream coming. It grows louder and louder.

Storm: eeeeeeeeeeEeeeEeeEeEEEEEEEE

Crashes through the wall

Storm: COOKIES!

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Cloud: knock knock!

SMG4: Who's there?

Cloud: Turkey!

SMG4: Turkey who?

Cloud: The turkey went hunting and shot itself!

SMG4: ...

SMG4 is horrified at his other self. Cloud just smiles and walks away.

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Cloud has an axe in his hand with a mad smile. He is chasing Mario.

Cloud: No matter how fast he ran, he can not let his soul be taken today!

Mario is terrified.

Mario: AHHHHH-

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SMG5 sees SMG3 walking eggdog and gets and idea.

Five: There once was a handsome man walking down the street.

SMG3 grins with a light blush

Five: the guy that was walking him was okay.

Three stops grinning and turns around fast to face him.

Three: Wha-?! HEY!

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Cloud and Five are playing War. Two numbers were played down and they are both 9 so they did the war and Five won. He picks up the cards that cloud placed down.

Five: ah...thanks for giving me the world most useless numbers a 3 and two 4s!

What five didn't know was that Three and Four are around the corner. They both look at each other. They both slowly walk away, sad.

Five hears them.

Five: Ah! Sh¡t! NO GUYS IM SORRY!

Five chases after them while Cloud is laugh his ass off.

War is a simple card game, typically played by two players using a standard playing card deck — and often played by children. There are many variations, as well as related games such as the German 32-card Tod und Leben

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Cloud is holding Five's journal in the air with his cloud while Five is trying to get it back.

Cloud: What's the magic word~?

Five's eyes changed red: GIVE IT!

Cloud terrified: O-okay!

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Five is reading a book he really likes but his mind wanders somewhere else and now has to restart at the beginning of the page.

Five: *slams head on the book and his hand on the table*

Four and Three are looking at you either worried or think you're crazy...mostly worried...

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Five: Oh I think that I found my self a unicorn... how did you get into my house?

You see Mario in the corner ceiling staring at Five with a big smile and black eyes.

Mario: SCREEEEEEHHHHHHHH

Five: AHHHHHHHH-

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Five is showing Four, Three and Mairo around his house. Mario finds a button with a 'Do not press' on it. Mario, being who he is, went to press it.

Five: Do not touch that button!

Mario is a bit annoyed: Alright alright alright! I won't touch it...

Five: Now back to what I was saying, over here is the gam-

Five cuts himself off because Mario is about to press the touch button.

Five:-DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON! IT WILL KILL US ALL IF YOU TOUCH THAT BUTTON!

Five yells at Mario holding his trusty knife.

Mario scared: Okay, I won't...

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Five is using a light bored (a bored that lights up). Three walks in and sees Five doing something. So Three walks up behind Five.

Three: What is that  and what are you doing?

Five: I made a comic page and using a light  bored to trace it.

Five lifts the paper off the light board. Due to how high the light was Three got flash banged.

Three: AGGGHHH!!!

Three holds his eyes while Five starts to laugh crazily.

My sis got flash banged by this and I LOVED her reaction so it gave me this idea.

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Five is showing Mario around his house. Five opens a closet and turns on the light. Mario walks in.

Mario: Ooooo~ what's in here?

Five: Your demise.

Mario: AHHHH-

Five shuts the door, cutting off his screaming.

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Mario is working at the Lost ID section of something. He gets a call.

David (Three): Hello, I'm David, I lost my ID today near Central Park.

Mario, smiling cheekily: So you are Dav now?

David(Three):  ...

David(Three): Listen here you little sh!t-

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Cloud is eating McDonald's and has a basket of fries. Mario goes over to him and takes a fry.

Cloud: Wha-?! Hey?!

Mario laughs at him and eats it. But then shrivels up due to how salty it is.

Mario: AAAAAHHHHH—-

Cloud: HA! Pay back for stealing my fry! I love salty fries!

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Storm walks in and sees Cloud as flat as a paper.

Storm, worried: What happened to you?!

Cloud, embarrassed: I got flatted by a cork board above my bed...

Storm is flabbergasted: WHAT?! You need to go to the hospital or something'?

Cloud with tears in his eyes: yes....please...

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Five is at McDonald's wondering what to get for breakfast.

Five: Can I have...oh! An oatmeal please?

Mario comes up from behind him.

Mario: O A T  M E

Five: AHH-! Mario what the hell?

Mario gets buried in oats. Five is flabbergasted.

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I'll add more when I see or think of a vine/meme.