Storm and Cloud are in a room. Storm is wearing sunglasses while Cloud is doing something off camera.

Storm, taking the glasses off: So bad what I was thinkings is-

Cloud punches Storm in the face.

Storm: A fuck. I can't believe you done this.

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Five, Four, and Three are opening presents.

Five, opening a present from Mario: An avocado...thanks...

Three and Four laughs. They both open their presents from Five

They both got blankets but for Four it's him and Five, talking to each other at Five's home. For three it's him and Five, both playing Mario kart and having a blast.

Four: Awww~ thanks Five! This looks amazing!

Three: How- how did you buy this?

Five, grinning: I'll never tell~!

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You see Five sitting at a table sipping on tea and reading a book. Suddenly a random person crashes through his window.

Random person: Hey SMG5! How would you like to be a marketable plushie?

Five: I-I don't want to be a marketable plush-

Random person: That not your choice to make!

Five, scared: Wait what?

POOF

You now see Five as a marketable plushie on the chair he was sitting on. The random person picks it and showed it to the camera.

Random person: How would you like a SMG5 plushie?!

Random person: You can do anything to him! Like run him over with a car!

You seethe random person in a car with Five laying on the ground. You can hear muffled screams coming from the plushie as the car creeps forward.

Random person: You can blend him in a blender!!

Five is dangling on a rope above a blender that's on. Five is slowly getting lowered in the blender. Again you can hear muffled screaming as the plushie moves side to side.

Random person: You can put him in a dishwasher multiple times!!

The random person throws SMG5 into a dishwasher and turns it on. Screaming can be heard from inside.

Random person: So come on down to [REDACTED] to buy your very own SMG5 plushie!

You see the same plush on a stool, soaking wet and shivering a bit.

Five: help....me....

Random person: shut up. No one will save you here.

A distance crash can be heard. The camera and the plush falls to the ground.

???: NEVER TAKE HIM AGAIN!!!

Gun shots can be heard. Footsteps walking towards the plush and picks him up. Five looks and see it's Four and Three!

Four: Don't worry Five! We're here to rescues you!

Three: We also know how to get you back to normal. Let's get out of here before anymore comes out to get us.

They all leave and helped you back to your normal self.

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Five walks in and sees Four and Three in the living room. Four is doing something on his laptop (probably editing a video) and Three is scrolling through instagram.

Five: Hey guys I'm going to a party later this evening.

Four: Are you going to be drinking?

Five, confused: No?

Three: Are you going to have s-x?

Five: The hell? No!

Four: Are you going to be doing drugs?

Five: No.

Three and Four: THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING?!

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Four is behind a wall- Three has food in his hand.

Four: RAHHHH!

Three: AHHH! Stop dude! I could've dropped my croissant.

Four: Pfff-

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Five: Is it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Mario: Are you talking about prostitution, Moises, or airplane tickets?

Five, mortified: Uh..glasses..but oh my god...

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Cloud: Hey, who would win in a fight, predator or Kevin from home alone.

Four: Hm...

Four: How much prep time does Kevin get?

Cloud: 24 hours

Four: Oh the predator's fucked.

Cloud: I KNOW RIGHT?!

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Five: Hey, what flavor of ice cream would you be?

Four: Uh..vanilla.

Three: VANILLA?! You basic bi-ch, I would be pistachio.

Four: 'cause no one likes you?

Five burst into laughter as Three looks at Four with astonishment while Four grins.

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Five: A, B, C, D, E, F, Gun!

Mario shoots Five in the face.

Mario hears something.

Mario: Why do I hear boss music?

Four and Three crashes in through the wall and T-pose floating over to him.

Mario: MAAAAAAMAAAAHAHHHHHHHH-

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Cloud: So, I saw you hanging out with Four the other day...

Storm, scared: Cloud, it's not what it looks like!

Cloud with a crazed eyes: I WONT HESITATE, BI-CH! reloads a gun

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Five, typing on his laptop: 'How to make the perfect BLT'

Five, eating the BLT: And there you go!

Four and Three: That's too much bacon!!

Mario, also eating the BLT: No it's not!

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Five has a box of Life cereal and pours it into a bowl, all that comes out is lemons.

Five, holding a lemon: when life gives you lemons!

Music plays in the background

Five: You SQUEEZE them in life's eyes!

Five squeezes lemon juice right into the authors eyes.

Me, hold my eyes: AHHHHH-

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