I have been here for quite awhile, hanging out the SMG4 and the crew. I basically met everyone except SMG3, much to my dismay. SMG4 try to introduce me but SMG3 always said that he is busy. Even I watched his stream and it just shows him to doing a bunch of stuff that people have already done. Like ASMR. Anyhow.

I'm with Mario, who is going to play Shrek online's. The login screen appears. A person logs in to the game. After that, the screen shows various Shreks T-Posing, alongside item boxes on the right. Then, the Shrek-Mike Wazowski hybrid starts walking. Then, various comments and Mario appear afterwards next to me.

"Hey guys! I'm SMG5 and here is Mario." I said waving at the camera and then gesturing to Mario.

"Top of the morning to you ladies! Welcome! Today, Mario's gonna commit homicide!" He then proceeded to kill everyone on the screen. I laugh at this.

"Jeez Mario! Ya did commit homicide!" I said between laughs. I look at the chat and a bunch of people are mad at Mario for killing them in the game. Mario obviously laughs at there pain. I chuckled a bit. Then a crash bandicoot character appears and shoots the abomination of shrek. The death screen appears. U R Die

Mario is enraged at this. "WHO?! WHO DARES DEFY MARIO?!" I try to calm him down.

"It's okay Mario! No need the get so angry! Why don't we go and hang out with SMG4 for a while?"

Mario instantly cheered up and ran out the door leaving me behind. "HEY WAIT FOR ME!" I chase after Mario.

SMG4 and Mario are playing chess while I'm watching the endless stream that 3 is doing. SMG4 for plays a pawn and moves it up one. Mario plays a Sampton and it shoots the king.

"I won!" Mario raises his hands in the air. SMG4 is upset at this.

"You guys might wanna move." I warn.

SMG4 looks at me confused and so does Mario. "What do you mean-" just then SMG3 crashes in the castle, in a red car. 4 grabs me and pulls me with him out of the way. Unfortunately Mario gets run over.

SMG3 pops out from the car. "Guys! I'm stuck on an endless live stream! You gotta help me!" He says frantically. SMG4 stands up and helps me up.

"Hmmm... That's a tricky one."

"Yea it definitely is. The only way to stop an endless stream is-." I got caught off by Mario.

"Is getting your self cancelled!" SMG3 look down and sees Mario under the car and looks back up at me.

"Who the hell are you?" He says getting out of the car and pointing at me.

"This is the person I was trying to have to meet but kept declining my invite."

"I'm SMG5! It's nice to meet you SMG3!"

"How the hell do you know my name?!"

"I watched your stream when they were playing chess."

His scowl turned to confusion. "Wait you watched my stream?"

"Yea I did."

He looked didn't know what to say. "Uh..thanks? Anyways! How do I get my self cancelled?"

"Say a profanity or something. Twitch can be stubborn with swear words." SMG4 suggests.

3 looks at the camera and takes some air and then says, "ASS!"

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Nothing happened. SMG4 and Mario weren't to happy, neither am I. "Well that did absolutely nothing." I monotoned.

"Uh..." SMG4 tries to say something but Mario interrupts him.

"YOU CALL THAT GETTING CANCELLED!? THIS IS GETTING CANCELLED!" Mario shouts from under the car. "NNNNIIIIIIII-" just then a person came crashing down and points a gun at Mario's face, shaking his head. Mario is scared to death. "O-ok, I'll behave." the person leaves.

Everyone is shocked. "What the hell just happened?!" I shout.

"Uh... Maybe let's try something else..." SMG4 suggested.

We are all in a room with a kiddy pool filled with water. Since I love to swim I immediately taking off my clothes, revealing swim trucks underneath and jumped in making a splash. "KIDDY POOL!"

Everyone looks at me weirdly. I blush a bit out of embarrassment. "What.... I love to swim okay..." I say crossing my arms looking down. SMG4 look like he was going to say something but shakes his head instead.

SMG3, ignoring what I did, looks confused. "The hell am I supposed to do with this?" he says gesturing to the kiddy pool.

"Take your clothes off and jump in! Kind of like what 5 did." he says.

Everyone looks at each other and back at SMG4, a Spongebob meme is played.

"Oh come on!. Everyone knows if dudes do pool streams they get insta-banned." He says in matter in fact tone.

"But wait 5 is already shirtless shouldn't that be enough?" SMG3 says questionly.

"No it has to be you." 4 deadpanned.

SMG3 groaned. "Fine..ok.. But do you guys have to be in the room?"

"Does it matter? This is being streamed live anyway and look at 5 he's already in there shirtless and having fun." He gestured to me who is playing with the water by splashing around and splashing Mario.

SMG3 sighs. "I guess your right... Baka.." YES I HEARD HIM SAY BAKA HAHAHAHAHHA

"Welp, here I go!" SMG3 undresses and joins me in the pool. Mario and 4 tries to hold in there laugh.

"'Ello!" I said waving at him. He blushes some more and crosses his arms. "Do you want actual swim wear?" I said as I hold out some wear were for him. He looks at it and back at me, he mutters a thanks and takes it and wears it over his underwear.

"Well? Is it working?" he questioned. Mario and 4 looked like they were trying to hold their laughter.

"Almost... Just turn around a bit..." SMG4 says. SMG3 looked annoyed and does so.

"Now put your hands up and say, "oh, will anyone give me the succ"!" Mario says. My eyes widens and I try to stop him from doing so but 4 covered my mouth.

3 copies what Mario just said as I try to get 4's hand away from my mouth. "Ooooh, will anyone give me the succ?" Both Mario and 4 laughs. I don't.

I moved 4's hand. "Why would you guys do that?! That embarrassing for him and it'll only give him more viewers!?" I shout. They continue to laugh.

SMG3, upset, shouts. "SCREW YOU GUYS! THE ONLY PERSON HERE THAT WILL HELP ME IS SMG5!" He takes my hand, leading me out the room. "I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HELP ME!" he walks past them, Mario still laughing, but SMG4 stops laughing.

"Uh...?" He seems confused on why he was bringing you too and a bit upset...

I'm with SMG3, who is laying on the ground. I got redress and so did he when we got to the middle of the room. I put my hat back on as he sighed.

"Maybe if I pretend I'm dead for long enough, people will get bored and leave the stream!"

"Maybe... I don't why people like to watch other sleep... or going to the bathroom... ugh... I mean I get it for watch the other sleep. Like lovers for example but the other things is just weird..."

SMG3 sighs again and closes his eyes. He seems to be sleeping... I reach in my pocket and pull out a pillow. I lift his head lightly and gently and put it underneath his head. He smiles in his sleep. I did a little smile my self. I pull out my journal and start to write about yesterday since I forgot to.

I was drawing in my journal when SMG4 walks up to us.

"Hey 5! What are you doing?"

I close my journal. "Nothing much just writing and drawing in my journal. What are you doing here?" He looks a bit suspicious.... I don't like the emptiness in his eyes...

"I think I might know how to help 3."

Ignoring for now I reply to him as I put my journal away in my pocket. "Okay then go ahead and wake him up."

SMG4 stands over 3 look ping at him a bit. 3 wakes up a bit later and sees him standing over him.

"Helloooo!" 4 says over him.

He screams and punches 4 in the face. "The hell do you want, SMG4? Haven't you caused me enough pain already?" He says still upset and SMG4.

SMG4 looks guilty "Hey, look. Sorry about what I did before. I have an actual idea that will definitely work."

SMG3 didn't believe him. "Leave me alone, man! I don't want your help. If I want help I'll get it from 5 since he is the most normal one here!"

SMG4 ignores what he said. "Oh, Maaaarioooo!" He calls out.

Mario coming down from the ceiling in a t-pose. SMG3 is still very upset and crosses him arms looking away. SMG4 whispers to Mario.

"Alright, little one. Do your thing."

Just as he said that multiple Marios appear and start to dance with music playing poorly over them. I just start laughing my a— off, SMG3 looks back surprised, and SMG4 pulls out his phone And starts a livestream on twitch. On the livestream it quickly grows as more and more people start to watch it.

"Oh, look at that, Lakitu. Mario's craziness is attracting more viewers than ever! Guess you're gonna have to follow him now!" he says in a matter-of-fact tone.

The Lakitu shakes, he then switches from SMG3 to Mario and his pals dancing as they start to move.

SMG3 is surprised. "Th-thank you, SMG4... But doesn't this mean Mario's on an endless stream by now?"

"Yea I'm wondering that too..."

"Oh just keep watching guys." He says and shows us the livestream.

The Mario's goes into the Nintendo HQ where Miyamoto is trying to make a new game that is based on Luigi and his garden.

"Hmmm. I feel like we need some mobile elements to this game." he then claps his hands twice. The watering can, that Luigi was using disappeared and reappeared in a cage with a sign on top of it that says: WATERING CAN DLC $5.99. Luigi starts to cry at this.

Miyamoto looks pleased at what he did. "Good, Very good!" Just then Mario comes crawling in.

"Miyamotooooo!"

Miyamoto looks at Mario that is on the ground. "Oh, hey Mario. What is it my boy?"

Mario points at the Lakitu. "This camera from Twitch keeps filming me!"

The Lakitu looks at Miyamoto, who is glaring at him. Miyamoto appears from behind him and snaps his neck then a copyright notice appeared where the Lakitu was. Mario is happy.

"Thanks miyamotooooo!"

On the screen it says: SMG4 IS OFFLINE

SMG3 smiles, "I-I'm free.." He is happy once again. "I'M FREE!!" he shouts and then starts to run around the place. I laugh and held my hand up

"High five?" I ask. He runs up to me and does a high five but he bumped to SMG4 who was just standing there looking at nothing. His head...fell...off...to reveal a camera.

I looked horrified as I stare at the head. SMG3 is confused.

" what...the..." He then looks at the toad and goes up to him lifting his head to reveal another camera.

"NO! NO!! NO!!" He then looks at me and try to lift my head but ends up hurting me.

"OW HEY!" I shove his hands off my head.

"Oh! Sorry... I thought you were a camera in disguise too..." he apologized look around the room.

"It's fine, I would do the same thing if I was you."

"Let's get out of here.." he says and grabs my wrist and runs outside only to see Meggy, Tari, and Melony whose head has been replaced by cameras. SMG3 screams and hit the girls and runs away from the castle, still holding on to my wrist tightly, crying and saying 'no' repeatedly. He then runs into an invisible wall, he falls down bringing me down with him.

He stands up. "Huh?" He put his free hand on the 'wall' as I stand up. He then starts to panic and look around. I look around too, I'm also freaking out but I'm trying to keep it inside. Am I forgetting something ? I feel like I watched this before... I tap his shoulder and he flinches and looks at me. I point to the stairs leading to an exit. He gulps and leads us to the exit and entering in, me closing the door behind us.

The room is dark and barely lit. "Stay close to me..." he whispered holding on to my wrist even tighter then before. He then shouts, "H-hello? Twitch? I'm sorry I stopped the stream!" Then a random voice is heard.

"SMG3. You must pay with what you've done!" The voice says.

He looked confused and looked at you to see if me know what's up. I shrugged my shoulder. He looked back at the darkness "Pay? How?" he shouted back.

"Get on your knees and Kiss the ground! and SMG5 will have to do it too.

"Wait WHAT?!" We both shout.

"Why do I have too? I didn't do anything wrong!"

"DO IT!" The voice demanded.

SMG3 cry's. "Fine!" He then looks at me. "Just do what the voice said so we can go back to normal!" I rolled my eyes and get on the ground and kissed it so does SMG3.

"Ooo I love the ground!"

I giving him a 'really' face.

"Now flap your hands and make chicken noises!" the voice demands. We both do it, my cheeks getting red from embarrassment. Then we both heard laughter. We both stop and look at each other, confused, and then to the lights turned on. With the lights turned on, oh we're in Starbucks, we see SMG4 and Mario laughing. SMG3 is mad. I'm just embarrassed and also upset. Then they both started to dance to the music that is playing again.

SMG3 presses a nuke button and I see this and immediately grabs everyone and teleport to the first thing in my head, my home. Just as we disappear the nuke hit the ground and exploded.

SMG4, SMG3, and Mario lands on my couch, I however, landed on the hard ground. "Ohhh... that hurts..." I groaned from the pain and dizziness . I stand up "Everyone okay?" I said joldinh my head. They all just look around and then at me.

"'Are we okay?' What about you?! We had a soft landing but you just crash to the ground!" SMG4 shouts.

"Also where are we?!" SMG3 adds.

"Well I wanted you guys to have a soft landing... and you're in my house! So welcome to my house everyone!"

They all 'ohhhed' and began to look around my home. Mario is having a blast with adventuring around, touching anything he can.

"Nice place you have here!" SMG4 comments.

"Thanks! EGGCAT! MINI ME! WHERE AREYOU?! IM HOME AND BROUGHT GUESTS!" I shout.

Eggcat and mini me came running up to me. "Why hello my adorables!" I crouch down and hold out my arms. They both came running up to me and jumped in my arms. SMG4 and SMG3 looked at them surprised.

"You have them too?" SMG4 asks.

"Yes I do! Though eggcat here for some reason like to tie up mini me and torture him."

SMG3 laughs at this. "Ha! Now that's a good kitty!"

They both get out of my arms and began to play with each other. "Well I guess you guys got to go home?"

For some reason they both didn't feel like leaving but they knew they have to leave. "Yeah we better get going." SMG4 says, scratching the back of his head. "Come on Mario we"re leaving!" He calls out.

Mario comes back with some of my stuff for some reason...wait... those are the merchandise that SMG4 sells online. "What did 5 have this in his room?"

I grab the stuff in his hand and yeet them back into my room. "What stuff?" I said nervously.

Mario looked at me suspiciously. "Hmmmmm...." Just then SMG4 grabs Mario by the collar and drags him out.

"Come on buddy we gotta leave.. bye SMG5! See ya tomorrow!"

I waved goodbye as I close the door. I sighed. Phew... that was close....why was I so nervous for them to see my stuff I bought from their store...

I shake my and go into the kitchen. I ate and fed mini me and eggcat. I go upstairs changed into my pjs and laid down in bed. I take out my journal and start to write in it.

Hello journal,

Hi! It's me again. So today I went to hang out with Mario. He streamed himself playing shrek online. He got killed and we both ended up with SMG4 and him and Mario played chess as I watch SMG3 stream his life. Long story short he needed help so we gave him help....though I think I was the only one who actually cared...SMG4 and Mario just made funny of him and made him to embarrassing stuff. So he stormed out p, bring me with him for some reason... I thought he would leave me behind...but he didn't?

So another long story short I think SMG3 hates being flimed without his knowing even me... I also brought them to my house. They both saw my pets. I think SMG3 likes my eggcat since his pupils grew a bit. Mario also broke into my room and brought out all of the merchandise I bought from their online store....remind me to get revenge on Mario... lucky they didn't see anything. So anyways imma go to bed now... good night!

From,

SMG5

I close my journal and put it in my bedside table. I laid back down and close my eyes.

Sleep welcomes me

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