How could this happen? How could my kids do this to me? After the huge amount of treats and gifts I gave them. They still...

"TRAPPED ME IN SHREK ONLINE!!" I screamed out. And wanna know what's the cherry  on top? I'm in Fiona's dress attire. Shoes and all. Even my hair grew into a braided, low ponytail.

"How the hell can girls deal with this dress being so low down the front...oh yea...they have a chest. I don't." I sighed. The kids jumped on me when I was on my computer, about to play SHREK online. They stomped on my watch, causing it to glitch the fuck out and transported me in here. It's annoy to deal with online people on here.

I'm in the main hub so it's pretty crowded with people from online. I tried to teleport out of here but only met with darkness. So I tried to get out with my watch...only for it just hissed before powering off. "Stupid...fucking...watch." I mess with the watch as I walk around. I bump into someone, falling to the ground. "Oh! Sorry! Didn't mean to...Mario?!"

In front of me is Mario, crossed eyed. "Hello SMG5! Are you stuck here too?"

"Yea, my kids stomped on my watch and it glitched, teleporting me here. What about you?"

"A powerful wizard teleported Mario in here."

"Oh."

Silence...

"Please don't ask-"

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

I face palm, "Damnit...uh..I don't know myself. I woke up in this dress and I look like Fiona. Tiara, dress, shoes-hell even the hair!" I grab a hold of my hair and showed him, "My hair is longer then it should be! It better not look like this when we get out of here!"

"OooooooOoo...okay! Time to cause chaos!" He speeds off.

"Mario no!" I chase after him.

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Mario walks in front of a Shrek that has Four's hat. Mario waves up at the sky while I catch my breathe.

"What hell are you two doing here?!"

"SMG4?/Four?" Me and Mario ask at the same time.

"Wow! You don't look so ugly anymore!"

I snake the back for Mario's head, "The hell you talkin' about?! Four is handsome! Not ugly!"

Four got a bit quiet when I said that but then clears his throat, "HOW ARE YOU TWO IN THE GAME?!"

"Mario pissed off some evil shrek wizard and now Mario got teleported in here!"

Four sighs, "What about you Five?"

"My kids stomped on my watched, causing it to glitch the fuck out and it zapped me in here. And don't ask about why I look like Fiona. I woke up like this."

"Ah..."

"It's not so bad here!" Mario takes out a ginger bread man, "Look! Funny talking food!" Mario eats the gingerbread man as it screams. Mario gains 10 xp and leveled up.

"Eh. Nothing out of the ordinary. Well..except for Five...I'm..sure he can get out...anyways, back to work." He gets back to chopping wood. A flaming donkey walks up and dances while it melts to the ground, "Huh?" He looks up and sees a sign saying 'Village —>' on fire.

He walks toward sit to see the whole village on fire, Mario and Five are in the middle of the chaos.

"The hell did I tell you Mario!" I shout at him.

"WHAT THE HELL?! Mario did you do this?!" Four shouts.

Mario looks around the place, not looking at Five or Four.

"Yeah I don't exactly know what he did either...I was too busy trying to get the dress off.."

"I-what? Why?" Four looks at Five.

"Because I don't like the dip of the dress. It's fucking- ugh!" I face palm, "Sorry...I'm not feeling well...don't mind me acting like a bitch."

"I won't but Mario!" Four looks at Mario upset, "I need this village to do quests and shit! I don't even know why you did this!"

Mario doesn't say anything by shyly waves at him. "I was doing it for a quest!" He shows a piece of paper. Four takes it and reads it.

KILL EVERYONE

"What the fuck Mario.." I look at him surprised and slightly scared.

A player called them out and a bunch of other players were about to hurt us. Mario takes out a scroll and hits them, teleporting them to a big boss.

Four sighs, "Come on Mario, Five, I'm getting you guys out of here.."

Mario celebrates but gets cut off by Four.

"Where did you last saw the wizard?"

"Mario last remembers was he was playing at the Swamp of AHHHHMAHASS!"

Four get agitated, "Dude! That's like a million miles away and you killed all the mounts, no thanks to you!"

We look back to see all of the donkeys screaming and calling out for Shrek.

"Yeah...uh...I don't think I have anything in my hat- oh yea it's a fucking taira." I deadpan, annoyed as fuck.

"Don't worry! Mario knows where to get a donkey!" Mario grins.

We both look at him confused.

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We are in a new place, like pub or something.

"Ah! Mario knows we will find a new sexy ride here!

We look around for a donkey. I see a bunch of random stands, like one that's selling girlfriends. Stupid if you ask me. We go to one of the stand.

"Do you have a worthy steed for our adventure?" Four ask.

"Of course!" the shop owner brings up a donkey that has a chef hat on.

The donkey said something, causing Mario to be excited and the next thing I know, the damn donkey is cooking on a stove well Mario cheers on.

"What the fuck..." I mutter.

Four looked annoyed and face palmed. We hear a commotion and look over to see Shroomy trying to stuff a donkey in his small as cart.

"Donkeys?!" Four shouts.

"Shroomy?" Mario ask.

"What?"

We go over to him. Shroomy smiles when he sees us. Four does a meme with someone slamming their credit card on the table, hitting Shroomy, while looking away as he does it.

"Ooohh boy! Howdy folks! If you want to buy one of my pretty steeds! It's gonna cost you a pretty penny!"

Four scoffed, "I can afford anythi-"

"9,900 Shrek coins!"

Four crushes to the ground. I look at Shroomy annoyed. "What did you say?" I glare at him darkly.

Mario whispers over to me, "Ok, imma murder him, and you take donkey, okie dokie?"

"Gladly~" I slowly approach him.

"W-wait! Please don't kill me! Uh! Oh!" An exclamation point appeared on his head, "Look! A side quest!"

Four and Mario 'Oohh'ed at this. I grumbled, "man..I wanted to chock someone.."

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We are now in a onion farm. A bunch of ginger bread mens are eating the onions. Just like pest. Shroomy wanted us to get rid of the gingerbread men's.

"Let Mario do this!" He walks into the onion farm, "imma pro at this rpg crap."

"No offense but I played more rpg games then you probably did so why don't you let me-" I get caught off by Mario taking out a rocket launcher and shooting the fuck out of the gingerbread men's.

"D-didn't they ban that item?" Four ask. Mario stops shooting and shushes him, and continues to shoot.

Mario soon killed them all, "Well that sure was fun." He puts the rocket launcher away.

Suddenly the ground shakes.

"What the fuck?!" I grab a hold onto Four's character's arm to keep my self balanced. A giant ginger bread man appeared out of the ground, "OH MY GOD! ITS BIG CHUGUS!" (Sorry not sorry. I had to bring it up.)

"Zippy do, zippy be. Come at me bitch, just fucking try!" The ginger bread man takes out a gun.

"Alright! Prepare for my secret move!" Mario gets serious and transforms into...a tire...WHAT THE FU- "imma tried.." Mario tries to roll away but Four stops him.

"Oh no you don't!" He brings him back, "You can't just run!!"

"Yeah you can't! We gotta level up if we want to defeat the wizard. It's like- what the hell are you doing.." I lose my try of thought when I see Mario stabbing Shroomy, a bunch of onions are dropped including a small donkey.

"What? He'll respawn later. Anyways!" He looks at the donkey happy, " a steed!" He jumps on the donkey. The donkey starts to scream. "It is what you wanted."

"I..I guess.." Four shrugs, "But can we actually do some RPG crap on the way?" He gets on the donkey, "If we don't get good gear, this wizard is gonna kill us."

"Okie dokie!"

I didn't get on since I didn't want the donkey to suffocate under all that weight.

And so...our adventure began.

We stopped at the onion lake to get some food and quests done. We went fishing... I didn't even bother with touching a fish rod. Four had a pretty good haul while Mario wasn't doing to well... and Mario was pissed about that because he reported Four for harassment and got him banned.

"MARIO WHAT THE FUC-"I tackle him to the ground in anger.

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Next we went to the Volcano land. Four and Mario was running on the lava while eating onion to gain health. I'm on Four's shoulder since for some reason he didn't want me to touch the lava..

Next we went to Shrek monster den, we almost got fucking killed by an ambush but thankfully Four glitched the WiFi so we got out of there safely. I was surprised that Four purposely hit the WiFi. Last time, he was very... cautious about it getting damaged...

Next we got to Duloc where a fucking dragon was there. Mario breaks open an onion and to the smell it got distracted and Mario punched it.

Four got an idea and used its scales to make armor for us all.

Then...we finally made it... A̴͔̮̯̲͕͎̠̲̐Ḫ̷̺͂̽̂ͅH̷͚̔́̑̂̆͐͗̑̽̀H̷͔̦̪̯͚͎͠H̴̡̰̊͋M̷̧̛̼̆̊̋ͅẢ̶̛̟̳͍͇̑́͐̆Ĥ̷͕͇͓̭͕̲͖͊̍͌̚ ̷̛̠̤͓̏̾̽̾͛͆̚Á̴̯̬̱͔̠̼̥̅̑̐̍̏͠S̶̜̑S̶͎͉̠̮͕̪̅̇͊̑͘͠! Swamp...

We enter in the swamp. "Well then...I already hate being here.." I deadpan.

Four looks around, "So...this is it.."

"Yeah.." Mario gets sad, "This is where Mario was playing when the bad wizard man appeared." He points to the lake, "He came from there."

"Okay, I'm gonna cast onion breath to boost our stats. Can you equip your ogre ears of strength? Use the AOE skill to eliminate any back row. We should have a 66% chance of critting if we-" Mario runs off into the water. "MARIO!" Four shouts, annoyed.

"PFF- I would do the same!" I laughs a bit, "I don't understand your DND talk Four. I was getting confused."

Four grumbles a bit, "I just don't want to die and lose our progress."

Mario gets kicked out of the water and lands next to me. "Oh hello! I didn't know it was raining Marios." I joked.

"Now's not the time Five.." Four mutters to me as the wizard gets close to us, now in the shore.

"Whattup losers?" The player said with a familiar voice.

"SMG3!!?" Four and Mario shouts.

"THREE?!" I shout, looking at him surprised. Three looks at me a bit, surprised by my outfit I'm guessing...

He shakes his head, "That's right! I've been playing Shrek online nonstop for three weeks! And now..I've become the ultimate Shrek-"

"Why did you warp Mario in?!" Four cuts him off.

"What?" Three seemed surprised and annoyed by the accusation, "I didn't do shit to Mario."

Four was surprised, "What?"

"YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR NONSTOP FOR THREE WEEKS?!" Five looks at him angry, "THATS WHY IM SO ANNOYED! You're not going to sleep and it's take my energy out! Did you forget?!"

"I..." Three stopped talking, "oops...I didn't mean to..."

I sighed, "whatever...you and me are gonna have a talk soon or later about your challenges for your streams or whatever.."

Four comes back online, I didn't even notice he was offline.

"Anyways, come and fight me SMG-"

Four oofed himself.

"That son of a bitch...HE LEFT ME HERE!" I stomped on the ground and groaned. Three seemed just as annoyed as I was.

"Ugh...do you think you could use your wizard powers to get me out?" I ask.

"I think so, hold still." He raises one of his hands at me. He chanted some words and poo, I'm back home.

"Oh my god!" I feel my clothes and hair, their back to normal. I sighed out of relief. I went to bed early since I was tired... "I'll deal with my kids tomorrow..."

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Dark...

And dark

Is all I see... until an tv appeared.

"Huh..?" I walk toward it. Suddenly the tv start to...float? No...it's connected...to a body..?

"Wait...no..it can't be!"

"Ohohoh~! But it is~! It's me! And you can call me Mr. Puzzle!" He exclaimed, getting to close for personal comfort, "I've been watching you Five...no no no...that isn't your name..it's (Y/n), right?" He grins at me.

"No no no! How?! Why are you talking to me now?!" I was panicking. I needed to calm down.

"Hehe...your a glitch to my world. You were never supposed to be here but you are...you're just another puppet to my show. A human puppet~ ohohoho~! We're gonna have so much fun together, you and I!"

"No! Whatever you're gonna do, don't!"

"Hm...the you wouldn't mind me telling your so called 'friends' about your secret~? You've been hiding it for so long~ how do you think they're all gonna act once someone else tells them. It would break their hearts...especially SMG4 and SMG3~ they would never trust you again~"

"Shut up shut up shut up shut up!" I covered my ears. I know how manipulative he is. But damn he is good at getting into your head.

"Hehehe~! You better tell them first before I do then...tada~!" The last thing I saw was him waving.

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I wake up in cold sweat, gasping for air. I check the time and it says 3:45 in the morning...

"I gotta tell them."

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(I edited this, just some light edits here and there, maybe I'll add a picture later.)

AHHHHH- FINALLY I PUBLISHED THIS HOLY SHIT! Sorry if this seems a bit rushed. I have a damn time limit on my phone and it's only for two hours. I'll edit this tomorrow...I really wanted this to be done.