Today, You, Four, Bob, and Boopkins decides to make cheesecake. Your using your own recipe, stirring the batter for the cheesecake. Four dumps a lot of cheese in a bowl, Boopkins cracks an egg, and Bob uses a hammer- a mallet- to shift the flour.

Boopkins reads the recipe he has, "12 eggs..." he cracks an egg, "one..." he cracks another, "two.." and another, "Three..." but before Boopkins could crack another, Bob shoves him aside, dumping random eggs while counting the rest.

"Bob no!" You shout, putting your bowl down.

"Bob stop! You got to follow the recipe!" Four also tries to stop him.

"Oh relax, I am a master at baking!" Bob then jumps up in the air, making a fist and smash down on the bowl full of eggs, causing everyone to get shoved into a wall.

You grimace, you could feel the egg yolk everywhere on you. In your hair, your clothes, your hat... "ewww....gross." You shake your hand, "are you okay hon?"

Four gets up, "yeah..I'm-" he stops talking as he hears chewing noises.

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You both look down and see...a rat.. "is..is that a..."

Four yells, "OH SHIT!"

Bob gets angry, taking a boot out, being the boot, and stomps on the rat multiple times, surprising Boopkins and Four. You...you just watch in horror, yes you hate rats but...maybe..maybe don't squish it..?

"Holy fuck Bob..." you mutter once he was done.

"Uh...Bob, don't you think that was over kill?" Four asks.

"No! I hated rats ever since the dark ages.." Bob then has a flash back of when rats literally attacked him, Bob was playing a flute at that time.

"Uhm..." You get interrupted by Boopkins yelling, but then shuts up once he smells the cheesecake.

"Ohhh~ one of the cheesecake are done!" He goes over to the oven.

"Uh..don't you mean the bottom of it? Cause you're supposed to-" you get interrupted (again) but Bookpins screaming because rats came out of the oven and are attacking him.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" You shout.

Bob acted, stomping on the rats again...with boopkins underneath...

"What is happening?!" You say to Four, Four shrugs his shoulders as Bob goes on about how the rats are here because of our sins.

"Uh..." Four shuts up again, because rats started to appear fucking EVERYWHERE! The pots, the cabinets, the refrigerator- everywhere. You scream, jumping into Four's arms as rats gather around you too.

"WHERE ARE THEY EVEN COMING FROM?!"

"I DONT KNOW! I HATE THIS!" You shout as you can feel the little rat's feet on you. You felt so weirded out.

Boopkins got out from underneath of Bob, "We have to get out of here!"

"No! We will stay here and fight!" Bob changes his swords to guns, and starts to shoot shoots at the rats.

"THERE...THERE TOO MANY!" Four says, with rats around you and him.

"Guys!" Boopkins shouts, you both look over and see him at the door, "over here!"

Four runs over to him, holding you tightly.

"No! I will not run away like a-" Bob gets cut off by you grabbing him, pulling him into the main entrance. The kitchen door slams closed.

"What..what the fuck...why..why are these rats here..?" You say, terrified.

Bob goes over to the middle, kneeling down. He starts to spew something about the rats, coming after us for all the sins we did.

Four deadpans, "or I can text a pest control."

"Don't you mean call?"

"No, text."

You look at Four, confused, before a guy crashes in.

"In there!" Four point into the kitchen.

The guy dances towards it, opening the door and does a thumbs up towards bus befor getting grabbed by the rats and got eaten.

You, Four and Boopkins all scream, running out of the castle, only to fine some sort of...barrier? around the castle.

"Wha?! What the hell is this?!" Four shouts.

"I did this to keep the vermin's inside."

You all look over to see Three.

"Hey hon!" You smile, waving at him.

"Hello to you too sweetheart." Three smiles at you before glaring at Four and Boopkins, "If you think I want to get a rat infestation just before I get to open my shop, then you're crazy!"

"Let us out you ass!" Four shakes the barrier.

"Hard pass- OH NO! Mario found the construction dynamite!" An explosion was heard, Three runs over.

Four gets an idea, "Wait-! Sweetie! Use your teleport thingy!"

"Uh.. I can't.. I uh...I think Three did something to the barrier and it's effecting my powers a bit.."

"Ah..well shit.." Four sighs. You start to feel bad, and useless.

"I'm sorry I'm not much help.." you mutter.

Four looks a bit surprised, "There's no need to be sorry,
It's okay.." he smiles softly at you.

You smile just as Boopkins screams again, this time from the inside of the castle.

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Boopkin was at the kitchen door, holding it shut. Bob was in front of him, his knife hands are now katanas, wearing a headband.

Four motions you to his room, you nod and run over to the door.

"Release them, Boopkins!"

Boopkin couldn't hold them any longer, the rats burst through the door. Bob attempts to fights them.

"Boopkins! Over here!" You shout. Boopkins runs over to you too.

"Bob! Get your ass in here!" Four shouts.

"I will not! I will fight them to the death-" Bob gets grabbed by Four, dragging him in the room.

Four goes over to a metal shelf, presses some buttons on a keypad. The front door gets blocked by wood planks, metal chains, some robots and all other sorts of stuff that blocks the door.

"There...that should hold them. There's no way they're getting through that."

"'Should'? Hon, you blocked that like we are in a zombie apocalypse." You deadpan at him, "but..I understand why. I..I hate rats. They're just so...ugh...I can..well..I can tolerate them but with this many...hell no."

"Four, (Y/n), what are we going to do? There's too many of them."

"RATT!!" Bob gasp, pointing at a baby rat. Bob transforms into the boot, and attempts to kill it, but Four stops him.

"Bob wait!!" Four stops him, picking up the small rat, "It's only a baby, Bob, look how cute it is."

The small rat begins to hum and sing. It was almost adorable...almost.

You slap the rat out of his hand, "Four! Don't you know how many diseases those things carry?!"

"Wha- (Y/n)?! Don't tell me you're on Bob's side!" Four looks at you surprised, going over to the rat to console it.

"You're out of your mind Four! You can't seriously be protecting this one little thing!"

"Hey! They're not a 'thing'!" Four argues back, "don't worry little one, I'll make sure Bob and (Y/n) don't hurt you,"

You look at Bob and Bob looks at you. And for once...you two aren't on each other throats. You both go after the rat,

"Yes we will." Bob raises his arms and smashes the ground as for jumps to the side.

"Bob! Stop this!"

You appear behind him, "no." And tries to get the rat. Four dodges away.

"Guys! Stop!" He puts the rat on the table, "You'll be safe with me, little one."

You and Bob both glare at him.

"Hon, I don't want to fight you. Just give us the rat."

"Never." He pulls out his phone.

Bob scoffs, "What are you going to do? Meme us to death?"

Four puts a lightsaber on his phone, he clicks again and uses him meme entry to make an actual lightsaber come out of his phone. He gets in a fighting stance.

"Oh." You and Bob both look at him, surprised. Bob charges at him as Boopkin tries to stop the fight. Boopkins gets pushed away, bouncing from the walls and back on the ground.

You attempt to grab him, not actually wanting to hurt him. Bob however doesn't care as he swings and punches. Four dodges the hits, swinging his lightsaber at Bob. You manage to wrap your arms around him as Bob uppercuts him

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You all gasp. Underneath the hat...is a rat...controlling him by his hair!

"OH MY GOD ITS-" you get cut off by Four, shoving you away. Four kicks bob away.

"Get my son! Get the other one!"

"Yes dad!" The small rat goes over to Boopkins.

"WAIT NO! I COME IN PEACE!" Boopkins shout has he holds up a peace sign. The small rat ignores him, landing on his hand and pulls a strain of hair, boopkins face now changed an strangely calm, now controlling him.

"Good work my boy!!"

"Thanks dad! Let's go rob a bank with them!"

Crisp shakes his head, "Not yet my son... For now, we must go to master." He makes Four walk up to the controller for the security and shuts the security off, and they both leave, leaving you and Bob on the ground.

You sit up, groaning as you rub your head. Bob sits up, takes out a box of cigarettes and hold the box towards you.

You, however, shake your head. "I don't smoke."

He shrugs, putting on in his mouth, lights it up after a few tries, inhales and exhales, "Bloody rats.."

"You can say that again," you say as you and Bob get up. You take out your knifes as Bob's knife hand turns into a machine gun.

"We're doing things my way." Bob says as you nod yes and walk up to the door.

You kick the door down and throw your knifes at the rat while Bob shoots the place up. He lights a bottle and throws it at the rats, causing it to explode and cause a fire, making the rats run to safety.

"THATS IT RATS! LEAD US TO YOUR BASE!!" You laugh maniacally as you and Bob chase after them. They go into the basement. Bob readys his machine gun and jump down, you jumping in after him.

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This was probably a bad idea....You and Bob were now surrounded by rats.

The controlled Four and Boopkins walks out from the darkness.

"Hello stupid hobo and human!" Crisp jr. says.

"Dudes, how did you fall for the bait? You're FUCKING STUIPD!" Crisp cackles.

Bob shoots as you throw a knife at the smaller rat.

They both jump off, Four and Boopkins falls to the ground.

"Four!" You run over there, worried for your boyfriend, but are stopped by rats.

Crisp runs over to a hand, climbing on it and disappears in the darkness. Then, Depresso comes out from the darkness, Crisp on his hair, "good work, my child."

"Oh anything for you, my king!"

"Depresso?! You're behind all of this?" Bob says, surprised.

You're surprised too. Never expected someone like him to do this. Also somewhat disappointed, you expected more than a clown.

"I've been taken in by the rats. For over the year, I've tried to be friends with humans, but everyone ignored me... Until one day...I found these rats. They accepted me for who I am. They understand what it's like to be hated by society.." he then smiles, "and they also laugh at my jokes!"

"Depresso, you don't have to do this! Just call these rats off, please." You beg. And leave the evil villain stuff to more interesting people.

"Never! Rats! Assemble!" Suddenly all the rats started to go over the Depresso, clinging on to him, "And now, it's time for us to take over the world."

Depresso became DEPRESSO LORD OF THE RATS.

"Oh my god...this is going to be in my nightmares..." you whimper, slightly faltering.

"DONT YOU FUCKING CHICKEN OUT NOW, GAE FIVE!" Bob shouts as he shoots Depresso.

"Oh shut up Bob!" You say as you throw your knifes at him.

It barely does anything to him. You would use KBB but you sort of...lost it..you think your kids took it somewhere.

You and Bob get punched, launching to a wall hard. The monster roars. You both get upset, You bring out your rocket launcher, aiming at the monster and shoot, as Bob is shooting him with his mini gun. Bob then throws a bomb at him.

A damage indicator shows it only took 1 hp. "Are you fucking kidding me!" You exclaimed.

The monster still stands, "Rats are love. Rats are life." He then shoots you two with his own rocket launcher...that shoot out two rats. It hits you both.

You groan, holding your side as you sit up, "Ah..shit...Bob...I think we are done for.." who knew rats were actually a good weapon. Fuck I think I've bruised something.

The monster walks up to you two, aiming his gun at you two, "any last words.."

Bob takes out a flute, "Can I..play..one last song..before I die..?"

Depresso looked confused, "Very well...?"

"Why would you-" you were interrupted when Bob begins to play...the song of RATS.

The monster began to fall apart thanks to the music as more and more rats began to dance.

"Hey! This is a pretty catchy tune!" Crisp says as he dance.

"Watch me dance papa!" His son says as he dances aswell.

"Bob! Five! You did it! I didn't know you could control the rats, Bob!" Boopkins celebrates.

"Eh. I didn't do much. Bob saved the day." You said as you got up for the floor, hiding a wince as you got up, and went over to your boyfriend.

"Well, no time to waste, let's get rid of these vermins." Four says with determination. You slowly but surely bring your hand up to feel his soft hair. Four texts Mario about spaghetti, Mario somehow broke the rocks and made a tunnel, "Bob! Through there!" Four points at the tunnel as your hand finally makes contact with his hair, starting to feel his soft ass hair. Four blushes, surprised, but lets you touch his hair.

The rats goes into the tunnel as Mario looked confused. The rats picked up Depresso, "WAIT! NO! PUT ME DOWN!!!" Depresso says as he goes into the tunnel.

"Good going Bob! That was some nice pipe playin'"

"I hate hate HATE rats!" Bob says as he throws the flute on the ground and walks away.

You then realize something, "wait. Wasn't Mario with Three helping him build?" Four gets shy, chukling nervously, "oh FUCK!"

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With Three, he stood proudly in front of his cafe when the ground started to shakes. Three looked confused but then to surprise when the ground opened up and tons of dancing rats popped out of the ground. Three's screams were heard all the way from the basement.

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"Aw shit! Got to go help three! See ya later hon." You gave four a quick kiss on the cheek and teleported to three to help him.

Four stood there blushing a bit and sighs with a dumb smile on his face.

"When's the wedding?" Mario asked with a dumb expression.

Four blushed hard.

SMG4.exe has broken.

"Smmmmggg4? Eh." Mario then walks away and left four there with a surprised look.

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FUCKING FINALLY! This is out! GOD. I am excited to do the next chapter tho, SMG3 CAFE!!! WOOOOOOOO-

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