I didn't want to do the next video. The 'SMG4: We don't talk about Luigi' video to be more specific. So this is a filler for that video.

    I am in my room at my desk working on a video I made with Mario. Ya know the last chapter with me and Mario making a cake.(NO FOURTH WALL BREAKING!) Shut up writer. I'm editing it right now. Mario did try to invite me with him back to the castle but I declined. I wanted to get this done so I can relax for a while. All these adventures get tiring. How the hell did SMG4 handle him and his craziness, I don't know. I wrote in my journal a bit this morning.

Dear Journal,

   Yes I know it's morning but I wanted to write sooner because my memory sucks and I can't seem to remember a lot... probably because I ain't sleeping right... I keep waking up in the middle of the night for no reason and then I can't go back to sleep. So Me and Mario made cakes yesterday as I told you but I injured my hand when taking out the cake and the narrator for some reason but a metal collar on me and chained me to a wall. While struggling out of it I hurt myself in the process.

   My hands still hurts from the burns but they're not so bad now as it was yesterday but still... hurts. My throat also hurts...when I talk for too long it starts to get sore and then I can't talk for a while so I try not to talk much. Thankfully only the trio (SMG4, SMG3 and Mario) saw them and not anyone else. Hopefully Mario didn't tell anyone else about my injuries.

I stopped there. I will continue it tonight. I was going back to editing the video but then interrupted by Eggcat who meowed.

   Eggcat meows again beside me, wanting my attention. I look over at them. "Yes eggcat? If you're wondering when I will be done don't worry. I only have just a little bit more."

 Eggcat glares. "Okay so yes, I said that last time but this time is true." Eggcat didn't seem to believe me. 

"Okay fine! I'll get off." I turn off my computer.

 "Happy?" Eggcat seemed happy. 

"Well what did you want my attention for then?" Eggcat walks away from me and stopped at the door frame and meowed. "Ya want me to follow you? Okay?" I get up and follow my eggcat.

    We are outside and I see mini me too, next to him a three buckets I look inside and see there are water balloons in there.

 "You want a water balloon fight?" They both nod their head. I smirk evilly and grab a bucket and reached in and grabbed a balloon.

 "Better grab your bucket and run guys! I'm giving you 10 second head start." I start to count as they both grab their bucket and ran in opposite direction.

 "READY OR NOT IM COMIN' AFTER YA!" I shout and start to run where mini me went to. I slow down and start to look around, high on alert. I hear a rustle and stop. I aim my balloon at where the rustling was. I hear it again and throw my balloon at it. "HAHA! I GOT YOU- oh your not mini me..well that's embarrassing..." my cheeks heat up a bit.Throat starting to hurt...

  In the bushes was SMG3, holding eggdog. "Yea. Not mini...you." he monotoned. 

He then gets upset. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?" He yells. 

   I flinch a bit. "Uh..well eggcat and mini me wanted to play a water balloon fight and I agreed. I told them to run off and I thought you were mini me. Sorry I made ya wet.."I explain, scratching my cheek with my pointer finger. I winced. God damn it... not now throat!

He sighs, "You better. Well I need to dry us both off so you can pay us back by letting us dry off at your house."

   I nod. "Yea, ya ca-" I was interrupted by a water balloon hitting my back I turn around fast pretty sure my neck cracked and see mini me with a water balloon in his hand. Mini me looked at me smugly.

  A grin spreads on my face and I pick up a water balloon. "It's on mini me~" I give SMG3 a key. "This is the key to my house, I'm pretty sure you remember where the bathroom is, now if you excuse me I have someone to water down~." I talk a bit faster then I meant too but my throat is hurting badly and in needed to get away from him so he doesn't notice. I start to chase after mini me, laugh manically,  leaving a confused SMG3 behind.

With SMG3~

  After SMG5 ran away I stand there a few seconds and start to walk towards Five's house. "Well that was weird..wasn't it Eggdog?" Eggdog barks in a reply.  "Did you also notice Five wincing? Maybe it's his throat.. I knew it! He didn't go to the doctor or a hospital!" I sighed. He needs to take care of himself better.

  We get to his house and I unlocked the door and enter in, closing the door behind me. I go upstairs and into his bathroom and took two towels, one for me and one for eggdog. I first dry eggdog and  fur went 'poof!' He is now a fluffy, poofy dog. I then dried myself. While drying myself, eggdog left to adventure around the house.

  "Eggdog! Let's go! I'm done drying myself." I look for eggdog and found him in Five's room. "Eggdog get out of here. We gotta go." Eggdog shakes his head and kept scratching at the bedside table drawer. 

"If I open drawer this can we leave?" Eggdog barks. I sighed and open it. Inside was a book but not any book. I pick it up. On the title it reads SMG5'S JOURNAL. 

"Why? Wait..he has one too?" I guess I'm not the only one with a diary- I MEAN- notebook.

 "Let's go now. I'm not looking in the book if you're wondering eggdog." Before we leave I wrote a note on a sticky note and placed it on his journal. I put the book back and closed the drawer.

We both leave his house. Though I'm now very curious of what he writes in the book.

   The sun is going down over the horizon and I got mini me pretty good. I also found eggcat. They were trying to avenge mini me but failed. Right now I am carrying mini me and Eggcat back home, soaking wet and a bit cold.

  "Hehe! I had a lot of fun with you two! We should do this again sometime!" They both nod their heads. We all walk back to my house and I sat them both on the counter in the bathroom and began to fill it up. Once it was done filling I put them in gently and put some toys inside.

  "You two need a bath okay? I'll let you play in the tub for a bit then I will start to wash you two, deal?" 

    Eggcat meows and mini me 'blep!' They both began to play with the toys as I walk out of the bathroom.

   I go downstairs and went to make dinner for us. "What to make...ah! I know! I'll make (fav food) for us! I haven't had it in a long time so I might as well make it since I forgot to eat breakfast......and lunch." 

   So I start to make the food. I also thought about my feelings towards SMG4 and SMG3. Yea they're nice and ...handsome... and can be funny and cute...oh god... do I have a crush on both of them?! But..what if they think I'm useless and weak..a burden...annoying...they couldn't like someone like me...nor love.. 

   A timer went off. "Ah.. times get the kids out." I go upstairs and see a HUGE bubble mess. "The hell happened here?!" I said gesturing to the mountain of bubbles. I see Eggcat and mini me pop their head out of the mountain of bubbles. Eggcat sadly meows and mini me 'bleped' an apology towards me and explained what happened. 

  "So you turned on the jacuzzi and put more bubbles in but didn't realize that this would happen...well I can't be too upset. It happened to me too." (This is real. It happened to me in real life.) I clean them and the mess they made and brought them down stairs and sat them on the dining room chairs.

   Few minutes pass by, I bring out their plates and I leave and come back with mine and we all start to eat. "You got me good you two. You guys are pretty quiet and quick." I complement them. Eggcat gleams with joy and mini me looks proud of himself, I almost forgot to add, mini me has an ego. 

   After I clean up the kitchen I go to my living room. "Who wants to watch movies until we pass out?" I said getting the remote and trying on the t.v. They both got excited and sat down on the couch. Once I picked a movie I left to go shower since I didn't want to be all gross any more. When I got done and changed into pjs, with my hat still on, we all binged watch and ate snacks while watching all sorts of movies.

At night more specifically at midnight~

   It's night time..BEEN nighttime. Around 10pm I put a blanket on me and for Mini me a nice small blanket just his size. Eggcat is asleep on my stomach and mini me is asleep on my upper legs. I can't sleep for some reason no matter how tired I am. I take off my hat and put my hand in it. I pull out my journal and a pencil. I throw my hat up on the couch. Before I open my journal I notice a sticky note on it. I take it off and read it. 

Thanks for letting us come in your house to let us dry. 

Also don't worry, I didn't read in your journal . . . 

DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS BAKA! 

 I chuckled. Classic Three.. I looked at the corner of the sticky note and noticed a small little doodle of him and me. Him looking annoyed and me looking happy. I smile and then continued to write what I was writing this morning.

Dear Journal,

   Yes I know it's morning but I wanted to write sooner because my memory sucks and I can't seem to remember a lot...or how I got here.. probably because I ain't sleeping right... I keep waking up in the middle of the night for no reason and then I can't go back to sleep. So...Me and Mario made cakes yesterday as I told you but I injured my hand while taking th cake out and the narrator for some reason but a metal collar on me and chained to a wall. While struggling out of it I hurt myself in the process.

   My hands still hurts from the burns but they're not so bad now as it was yesterday but still... hurts. My throat also hurts...when I talk for too long it starts to get sore and then I can't talk for a while so I try not to talk much. Thankfully only the trio (SMG4, SMG3 and Mario) saw them and not anyone else. Hopefully Mario didn't tell anyone about my injuries.

  Sorry, I'm back now. Eggcat wanted me to follow them outside so I did. Turns out Eggcat and Mini me wanted a water balloon fight. So what do I do. I give them one. So when I chased down mini me I thought I heard him in the bushes so I throw a balloon and drenched him. But it was actually SMG3 in the bushes...I never asked him why he was in there... 

    Anyhow, I won the balloon fight and got us home. I gave them a bath and got mine during the first movie I put on. I still can't seem to sleep at all. Good thing I know how to use makeup like..contour? I don't know... but I can hide my eye bags with that. I was also thinking about SMG4 and SMG3while cooking. I think I might have a crush on both of them...Well imma leave this gotten way longer then I liked it to be. Sorry journal.

Apologies,

Five.

I put the sticky note on the page I wrote in and closed my journal and put it on the table. I stare at the ceiling a bit. I close my eyes. 

Sleep finally welcomes me...but not too warmly.

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  AHHHHHHHHH- Heyo! So... I don't really know what to say here but 'Hello!' To all of the readers who read this book. Honestly I don't know what to expect from this book but I have ideas. I also realized that my chapters are getting longer the more I write. Not like following the video's transcript but something like this. It's easier now. I guess you can say the first book I made was a 'test' and 'warming up.'

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