"Guys...SMG3 invited me to go do a 24 hours stream with him.. WHAT THE F—K DO I WEAR?!" I'm panicking because it has been awhile since I last seen him and I want to look good for him. Eggcat meows.

"I should wear normal clothes but wear the accessories he got me? Hmm.. Yea! This is the perfect moment to use them! Thanks for help Eggcat!" I walk over to my drawer and open the top drawer. There, inside, are the accessories he got me.

  I have a chocker with spikes on them, bracelets with spikes on them, a skull pin for my hat, and some earrings!(or clip on earrings)I don't how the hell Three knows my ears are(n't) pierced but whatever. I put them on.

  Unfortunately I have to leave my bandanna behind for the chocker to wear. I rub my neck. The bruise is still there but is A LOT more better than it was a few days ago. Luckily the chocker hides it.

"There! Now I'm ready! I'll see you two when I get back!" I go to the kitchen and grab an energy  drink I then leave to go to the internet graveyard.

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I get to Starbucks and knock. The door opens and I see a happy SMG3.

"Hey! Glad you could make it!"

I scratched the back of my head,nervous. "Yea I wouldn't miss it for the world!"

As I was talking he looked at my head to toe. "Your wear the stuff I got you? Wait how long have you been wearing the shoes?!" His cheeks got a bit light pink.

"I have started wearing the for a while now Three. And yes I am glad you noticed. Anyways you ready to start the stream?"

"Yea I already have it started so some followers can join in a bit. Let's go Five!" He grabs my wrist and drags me inside.

Im sitting at the desk waving at the viewers. SMG3 dances his way to a computer table with Eggdog. I pet eggdog and he leans towards me.

"TODAY!! I have a special guest and his name is SMG5! And we are going to be streaming for 24 HOURS STRAIGHT!! While in a BURNING BUILDING!!" The place magically catches fire. I start to panic a little.

  "And if I fail... Well, I guess We'll die in this fire. Eggdog catches on fire and turns into a sunny side up egg. NOOO THE POOR EGGDOG NOOO-

"So, let's get right into the thematically-appropriate content!"

"Wait what-"

He begins to play Team Fortress 2.

"Does that mean I should've brought my computer?"

"Uh.. not necessarily... but it would give you something to do otherwise then watching me play."

"DAMNIT! Hold on." I take off my hat and rummage through it. I take out my computer and place it next to his computer. "Got it!" I booted up TF2.

"Do you have just about anything in there?" He ask.

"Yea! I could even give you a nuke if I wanted to. It does have some limitations like I can't make money appear out of nowhere."

"Huh... well, ready to actually play now?"

"Yep!"

We both start to play TF2.

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At Peach's Castle, SMG4 is watching this stream on his computer.

"Pfft. A challenge stream? That's ridiculous. Like anyone's gonna watch that." He also a bit annoyed that SMG5 is in it. He summons his cellphone and calls SMG3.

Ringtone: Hello, it is I, the fat and stupid idiot. Please pick up. Please, I am stupid and worthless-

"Really that's your ringtone for him?"

"What? It's true." He Answers. "Hey, SMG4!! Are you tuning into my 24-hour livestream?" He grins.

"Actually, I'm calling to offer up some advice! Challenge videos are so 2019! Do something more relevant, like spinning for 10 hours. And why drag Five with you?"

"...Nice opinion, but there's just one small problem with it: WHO ASKED? Like, genuinely, who asked? Who gave you the Talking Stick? I'll tell you, nobody did! Nobody asked, dude!" He then grins evilly at the camera. "What are jealous~?" He laughs and gets crushed by falling rubble.

"OH SHOOT, THREE ARE YOU OKAY!?!" SMG5 shout in the stream.

"Hmph. I'm not jealous. Nobody's gonna watch them anyway." He heads off to bed.

The next morning...

"WHAAAAAT!!?? Their live viewer count has skyrocketed to three million!?" He rushes out for a confrontation.

Meanwhile, in a dimly lit room...

"Yes! I've been waiting to collab with people like them!"

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Eventually, SMG4 reaches Starbucks. He pulls the doors open and gets blasted by fire as a result.

"Only you can prevent wildfires." The safety guy says.

SMG4 points a revolver at Pyro "Strip..."

SMG4 walks in dressed in the Pyro's uniform. He finds SMG3, SMG5 and Eggdog dancing in their seats. Although... SMG5 has like...5 cans of energy drinks around him. So not worrying....

"What the hell did you two do!? How do you have so many viewers!?"

"Hey, do you mind? I'm streaming here with Five so leave."

He receives a $20,000 donation from Mr. Yeast.

"comin in hot boiiiiii"

"Woah that's a lot of money! Wait is this just for you, Three?" I ask.

"No I have been sending some of the money towards you since your helping me and Thanks for the donation, Mr. Yeast! ...Wait, what does "comin' in hot" mean?"

"DUCK!" I grab a hold of SMG3 and drag him down. He's on top of me while I'm below him. MR. YEAST flies in through the monitor and lands on SMG4. While looking at Mr. Yeast I didn't notice Three's blush or his stare. He clears his throat and stands up, helping me up as well.

MR. YEAST

SMG3 is unimpressed while SMG4 is in awe. I'm just annoyed. How could this man have so much money but never does anything good. Just challenges after challenges.

"SMG3!! Your viewer count broke the world record! Let's collab!"

"OH MY GOOOO-" SMG4 yells.

"I dunno. Maybe we can do that after my fire stream is over." He gestures his computer. "And what about Five? He also helped me. I'm not doing anything until he is coming with." He crosses his arms.

"It's a deal! My people will contact your people! Buh-bye!!" He leaves and gets in his Lamborghini. A bunch of people crowd around it.

"LAST PERSON TOUCHING IT KEEPS IT CHALLENGE!!" Someone shouts.

MR. YEAST drives off as two people get thrown from the car.

Back at Starbucks, SMG4 turns to SMG3. I'm still upset with Mr. Yeast. He's just using us for his own personal purposes.

"Hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fellow brother amigo pal buddy friend chum friend pal-" SMG4 says as he gets closer and closer.

SMG3 sighs and pushes his face away "Let me guess. You want me to put a good word in for you to collab with him too?"

A begging SMG4 nods with puppy dog eyes.

"Fine. I'll do it. But only if you help us with our stream!"

SMG4 is happy. ...Until he has to help film SMG3 horribly singing karaoke. He shrinks into despair over hearing SMG3 sing a Minecraft parody of "Ocean Man".

I cover my ears. I take the mic away from him. "Your not doing it correctly, either you suck at singing or doing it on purpose. Here let me sing a song. Let me know if it's good viewers."

I put a song on.

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

As SMG5 is singing both SMG4 and SMG3 are hypnotized. SMG5's voice sounds so much better in person. Even the viewers like it-no- love it!

I get done with singing and look at the chat. "Holy pfft- they really think my singing is that good? Haha! What do you guys think?" I honestly don't think I'm a good singer.

No response.

"Guys?" I look at them and their cheeks are red and their mouths are open. Their just staring at me. "Uh..." is my singing that good? I'm not some siren.

BEEEEEEP-

Me, SMG4, SMG3, MR. YEAST, and Mario are all in a kitchen.

"Today, we're cooking ONE MILLION DOLLAR SPAGHETTI! I'm joined by special guest Mario, who will cook it." He gestures to Mario

"Pffff, too easy!"

"While on a crashing plane!!!" SMG3 says and the plane starts to crash.

"WHAAAT!?!?" Me and Mario says at the same time.

The plane we are on begins to fly downwards.

"Mario didn't sign up for this!!" Mario panics

45 seconds until imminent crashing.

"Better hurry! Time's ticking!" Him and Mr. Yeast have their feet taped on the ground. Three is hold my wrist so I don't fall off.

"You got this Mario!" I encourage him

Mario leaps his way over to the counter.

30 seconds until imminent crash.

"OH, SH!T!" Mario shouts. Mario takes his mustache, pounds the tomatoes to make the sauce, and tries to open the noodles, only to be twice interrupted by the plane speeding up.

Giving up, he eats the box and spits out the noodles onto the plate. The plane jerks itself forward, causing Mario and the plate to fly back. As this goes on, SMG3 and MR. YEAST watch the view count go up. Mario then takes his head off and hurls it at the plate, catching it in his mouth as the view count reaches 10 million.

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They both celebrate. Im just wondering what the f—k is wrong with them.

"I-I DID IIIIT! I DI-" Mario got cut off my the plane crashing.

The plane crashes. Me, SMG3 and MR. YEAST fly down on a magic carpet as SMG4 regains consciousness. I'm worry for them and jump off. SMG3 try's to stop me but couldn't.

"Great work, guys! You did a fantastic job!" Mr.Yeast congratulates them.

SMG3 whisper to him a bit and clears his throat. "Thanks, dude! Say, would you also be up for a collab with SMG4 next?"

Mr. Yeast thinks. " ...No."

SMG4 is saddened. I rub his back to comfort him. He smiled at me sadly.

"If you haven't already, hit the subscribe button" He takes the pile of money and throws it, turning it into a boat. He boards. A bunch of people put there's hands on it

"LAST PERSON TOUCHING IT KEEPS IT CHALLENGE!"

The boat takes off as two people, Frankie being one of them, get thrown back down to the ground.

SMG4 is sad "How could he not want to collab with me...? Am I... Not with it anymore?"

"Welp, I tried. Later. You coming Five?" He ask.

"No I'm gonna stay here with Four for a bit."

SMG3 didn't show it but he is a upset and disappointed. "Okay then see you later." He leaves.

SMG4 walks over to the screen and picks it up. His sadness turns to anger.

"No... I just need to make more content... A LOT MORE!" He looks over to Frankie.

"Four, whatever your thinking of, don't do it."

"I saw Heaven!" Frankie says.

"I have to Five! If I want to be famous and have a lot of viewers I just need more content."

"It's better of what your doing right now. People like-no- love the videos your already making. It doesn't have to be perfect but at least it is good quality and not crappy. Okay? Now I'm going back to my home because I have a feeling my children's did something." I pat his back and teleported away.

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"I knew it..." I pinch the bridge of my nose. Somehow...Eggcat and Mini me got into due and dyed themselves. Eggcat is now pink and Mini me is now black. "Where the hell did you guys get the dye!?! I don't own any dye!"

Mini me 'bleped'

"You went to the store, bought some dye, and tryed to dye eggs? ITS NOT EVEN EASTER! Ugh!" I rub my temple.

"It's going to be a pain in the neck to get rid of this due, especially you Eggcat! Your fur color will make it impossible to get it off!" I pick them up but the scruff of their necks and take them to the bathroom. I place them in the tub and turned the water on.

After while...

"Ugh...finally..." I got the dye off of them. It took me... all night to just to get rid of it. Eggcat still has a hint of pink but other while Mini me skin color is...well it's back to normal.. sort of. The color black is still on some of his skin but it will come off sooner or later.

"Jeez.. never do that again you two. Understand?" They both nod.

Just then a door bell was heard. "Who the-?" I go and answer the door. There is SMG3 outside my door. "Oh-! Hey Three!"

"Come! My meme guardian senses are tingling." He grabs my wrist and portals us.

SMG3s EXPOSED

"Welcome to Exposed! It's ya bois SMG3 and SMG5 here! And we're here to expose the world's worst content creators."

"This is SMG4's office." I point out. SMG3 pushes a button and a door opens, revealing SMG4 mistreating his army of Toad slaves.

"MAKE BETTER CONTENT, YA DAMN TOADS!!!" SMG4 shouts swinging a whip.

He stops when he notices SMG3 filming him. Lakitu even looks ashamed. Even his curs- I mean- his friend, SMG5, is there. He is embarrassed.

"...I, uhhhh... We're playing Fortnite together...?" He says in a questioning tone.

"No...just no..." I whisper.

CANCELLED

Later, SMG4 is curled up in the corner, crying. Suddenly, the door opens.

SMG4 says tearfully "Who... Who is it...?"

It's SMG3 and SMG5 behind SMG3. He extends his hand out.

"Time to get back on your feet, scrub."

OH MY GOD HE SAID IT AND I HEARD IT IN PERSON AHHHHHH- i fanboy in my head.

SMG4 seems confused. "Wha-? But you just exposed me and got me cancelled." And embarrassed me in front of my crush- I mean Five

SMG3 helps SMG4 up "I only exposed you so you'd stop damaging yourself online."

"Yea what he said. It was hurting me to see those crappy videos on your channel." I said honestly.

SMG4 is even more confused "HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?! I'M CANCELLED"

"Pfft, YouTubers get cancelled all the time and bounce back. The Internet moves so fast, everyone's gonna forget by the time they see what we have planned." SMG3 says proudly.

"What? What do you guys have planned?"

I snap my fingers. The room gets dark but them the lights turns back on. The room changed into a more hobby-like appearance.

"We're gonna make you... SOME SPICY QUALITY CONTENT!!!" SMG3 yells.

"Not those crappy videos that made me cringe. Something good."

Mr. Potato Head behind us talked "If you could kill me, that'd be great!"

SMG4 is overjoyed. Especially if his crus- FRIEND is helping him.

We all begin filming spicy quality content.

SMG4 is holding an anime book? "I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose!" He does a backflip and breaks his back.

"HOLY-"

Me, SMG4 and SMG3 are playing with Luigi matryoshka dolls when Meggy walks in. She awkwardly leaves after seeing three grown men playing with dolls.

"Annnd...now I'm embarrassed...." I hide my face with my hands. My face feels hot. They both laughed a bit at me, making my cheeks grew hotter.

SMG4 is now performing a ritual with BEEG SMG4 plushies hoping to get a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend-

"The f—k? That's not how you get a partner. This is how you get a partner." I then grab SMG4 and dip him.

"Hey handsome~ Your looking mighty fine tonight~ How about we head somewhere more...private~?" I pick him back up.

"Now that how it's done!" I walk away from the madly blushing SMG4.

SMG4 pov-

OH MY GOOODDD- did he just!?! Did he just flirted at me...AHHHHHHH-

Back to your pov-

SMG4 finishes the ending of his video. Unsatisfied, SMG3 changes it.

MR BEEEEEEAST!

This rips the clothing and skin off the duo. I got out of the way and covered my ears.

"PERFECT!" The skeleton of SMG4 says.

"THATS AN EARRAPE YOU TWO!" I shout at them.

One montage later, the video is finally finished and uploaded.

"It's done. My masterpiece..."

"Our masterpiece, SMG3. Our." I bluntly said.

SMG4 points at the screen "SMG5! SMG3! LOOK!"

The views and likes/dislikes go back up.

SMG4 is enlightened at this. "We... We did it...!"

SMG4 has been uncancelled.

"See? People care about quality above all else. Can't believe I had to teach YOU that, SMG4. ...SMG4?"

"I told him that but he didn't listen to me.." I muttered.

SMG4 smiles . "This... This is just the beginning... If people want quality... What if... What if I made the best video ever!?" He begins typing like crazy. "Yes!!! Ooo yes... IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT!!!!"

I get worried. SMG3 shrugs and calls his phone.

"Yo, I'm done here. Can you come and get me" MR. YEAST drops down.

MR. YEAST shouts. "I"M GONNA DONATE $10,000 DOLLARS FOR EVERYONE I ABDUCT!" He and SMG3 leave aboard his spaceship.

SMG4 is still typing "Hoo hoo, yea, this video's gonna be the best. It's gonna have boobs, and... Wait, I can't have that... GODDAMMIT!" It needs to be perfect for Five...

I have a bad feeling about this...really bad feeling...

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Im home and chilling on my bed. I sigh. "Eggcat,mini me, I have a bad feeling... I know I show be happy that SMG4 is...well... it's
Just.. his smile and his tone was making it sound like he is going to stop at nothing to make this video perfect..."

I realize something. "Wait... oh... shit... 'It's gotta be perfect' movie... i didn't stop it...I helped it... and now it too late to stop him..." No no no no no what did I just do!?! I need to...I can't... UGH HOW COULD I FORGET SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT?!

I get my journal.

Dear journal,

I just did something that I could've stop. Ya see, I don't come from this world. This world is just made believe. And there is a video where the castle gets destroyed and can't come back. SMG4 goes crazy with a video because he wants to make it perfect.

I could have stopped it but I didn't. And now we are all screwed. It's seem like my 'sleep schedule' is messing up with me. I can't remember much of anything anymore. I just need to remember that it's coming... and it's coming pretty soon.

Wish me luck,

SMG5

I place it down and get myself ready for bed. I look at my neck. The bruise seems... like it's almost gone? What the f—k did Three do to the chocker? Put healing properties in it? Yes

After changes and taking most of the accessories off I head to bed. I take some melatonin and laid down. I close my eyes....

Sleep welcomes me.

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