Which au should Five go into next~?

I'm with Mario at his pizzeria, customers are gathered to see a new item has been put on the menu: Pizza with spaghetti. A tearful Mario is serving pizza alongside his most treasured food. As he tries to have one final sorrowful goodbye to a plate of spaghetti, a Koopa snatches it out of his hands, making him feel worse. Not even money can cheer him up.

"Can this day get any worse??" Mario whines.

"What wrong?" I ask. I'm helping him with the pizzeria because Mario invited me over.

Luigi walks up. "Hey, Mario, SMG5! Can I have some spaghetti pizza, please?"

Mario turns to see Luigi across the counter. And now his day just got worse.

"Looks like your new pizza recipe is a big hit! I'm so proud of you!" Luigi says happily.

Mario has finally hit his breaking point.

"LUIIIIIIIGIIIIIIIII!!!!!"

I cover my ears. I still hate loud noises... especially from Mario...

Mario yells so loud, Luigi's skin tears off, leaving his skeleton. I look at the skeleton surprised. Egh... was that supposed to happen to me?

"I THOUGHT RUNNING A PIZZA STORE WOULD JUST MEAN I GET TO EAT PIZZA ALL DAY!! I DIDN'T THINK IT'D JUST BE WORK... And giving away my children...!" Mario curls up on the ground and starts crying more.

"Oh...Mario..." I says sadly. I forgot Mario sees things differently.

"Well... Yeah." Luigi's skeleton picks his skin up and puts it back on. "Running a business is hard work. Trust me. I know from running my flower shop. It'll be like this for the next day. And the next day... And the next day... And the next day..." Mario seems to not enjoy running a simple business for the remainder of his life... "And the next day... And the next day...-"

"Shut the f—k up we get it. Especially him." I interrupt Luigi.

"So... Can I get my order?" Luigi ask.

Mario finally flies off the handle. He throws his clothes at Luigi, tosses his chef's hat in the air, and runs off. The chef hat lands on Luigi's head.

"Oh...noo....uh..good luck?" I do a thumbs up.

Luigi looked at me confused but then the customers start to yell.

"HEY!! WHERE'S OUR PIZZA!?!"

"YEAH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!!"

"Uh, sorry, I don't work here..." Luigi says nervously.

"WHAT!?! BUT YOU GOT THE CHEF HAT!!"

"HE'S KEEPING THE PIZZA TO HIMSELF!!"

"KILL HIM!!"

The rabble gang up on Luigi and beat him up while Mario runs onto the couch to cry... And take a nap. I follow after him, worried.

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"La la la, looking for memes..." Four has a metal detector and is looking for memes.

He eventually comes across Luigi, whom the irate mob has tied up with plans to burn at the stake.

"Let me guess... Mario?"

"SMG4, HEEEEEEEEELP!!! WE NEED TO GET MARIO BACK HERE, OR THESE PEOPLE ARE GONNA HURT MEEEEEEEEE!!"

Four sighs. "Okay, I'll be right back." He leaves

Luigi talks to the mob. "You hear that?? SMG4 will come back with Mario right away! Your pizza will be here in no time!"

Not buying this promise, the crowd light the stake on fire as Luigi screams.

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I'm next to Mario reading a book. I see Four walking up to us. Four goes over to find Mario napping on the sofa.

"Alright, Mario, what's happening?"

Mario is sleep taking in his dream.
"Mmm... Ass..." He continues his slumber. Four angrily shakes him by the shirt collar in an attempt to wake him up.

"Oi, Mario! You have a shop to run!"

"HEY NO! Don't do it like that! My goodness Four!" I get up and separate the two.

Mario woke up . "Mario doesn't want to..."

Four is annoyed. "What do you mean you don't want to? You built the damn thing! Now run it!"

Mario, still refusing, continues his nap. Four looks over to see Luigi is now being hung by his right foot to a street light.

"Stop being rude or else..." I held my hand up to my hat. I glare at Four.

Four gulps. "Alright. You leave me no choice!!"

SMG4 begins to use the power of memes, to Mario's confusion and mine to... summon Three.

Three runs up to us. "WHERE?! WHERE?!"

"SMG3, we need your help with Mario. He's going through a midlife crisis."

"So... Your telling me... Jack Black! ISN'T doing a signing here?"

"Oh so that's what got you here..." I muttered.

"Nope! Sorry. Just a friend in need."

Three sighs in frustration "OK. Fine! Let's get this over with..."

"Hey! You wouldn't act like this if you were helping me, would you?"

"Well no-"

"Exactly, so stop being so mopey and help us. I don't like that Mario is feeling down. I care about him, even with how he acts..."

Three sighs. "Fine...just for you though."

"Yay! Let's go!"

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I'm in the audience, sitting down. I didn't know that Three knows how to do..therapy? It's pretty cool. And useful.

LAZY FAT ITALIAN MAN GONE WILD

He started his own pizza shop, but didn't realize it involved ACTUAL LABOR. So, he had a mental breakdown, and is now a lazy loser. Such a STUPID, LAZY, DUMB, UGLY, STINKY-

"Hey!" Me and Mario says in sync.

Today, Dr. SMG3 is gonna fix him! Go watch...

DOCTOR SMG3

The audience applauds. I sort of clapped. I'm just worried for Mario.

"Alright, Mario. What's up?" Dr. Three ask.

"Well... It all started when Mario was just a baby..."

Flashbacks~

Baby Mario is playing with a plate of spaghetti in a sandbox.

Miyamoto yells at Mario. "COME ON, MARIO! YOU GOT A PRINCESS TO SAVE! HERE'S A YOSHI!" He throws Yoshi at Baby Mario. "COME ON! GET TO WORK!"

"Since I was a kid... I've always had to work. Mario never had time for himself. And as he got older, he was given just more and more work..."

Four interrupts Mario over the flashbacks. "WHAT!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? You've NEVER worked!"

Dr. Three calms him down. "SMG4, let Mario talk. This is his time."

"Yeah! You big monkey!"

Dr. Three chuckles. "Hehe. Monkey."

"No name calling! Get back to what you guys were doing!" I shout.

"So finally, Mario thought getting a pizza shop, something for himself, would make it all better. But it's not!"

Flashbacks end.

"It's just more work!"

I roll my eyes. Of course it is. Even I wouldn't want that much work...

"Yeah... So you have commitment issues."

"What?!"

"You don't like being locked into anything." Dr. Three diagnosis him.

Mario thinks. Hmm... WOAH!! You're... You're right!! Mario's a... FREE SOUUUUUUL! He's lifted into the air via a Heavenly beam.

"What the f—k?!" I look up surprised.

"Great! Well, my job here is done!" Three claps twice, and the set vanishes.

"That'll be $999,000. My intern, Eggdog, will hit you up with an invoice." He leaves.

I look over at Eggdog and sighed. "I'll pay for it..." I get out a check and write it down. I hand it to eggdog, who takes it and rolls away.

So Mario has commitment issues? That would make sense...he'd never wants to do one think for too long...

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As Three walks, he bumps into Meggy.

"What the?! How'd you get here?"

"I overheard your Dr. Phil parody and wanted to help!"

Four looks over at Mario.  "If you don't like the pizza shop, why not just close it down?"

"What?! That's like askin' you to stop making video and delete your channel!" I counter him.

" What SMG5 said! That's not the spirit at all, SMG4! Mario's commitment issues will NEVER be resolved if he just gives up!"

"Five...Meggy... I've known Mario for a looonngg time... Perhaps too long... He's never going to change. What CAN we do?!"

"You have a point..."

Meggy ponders, then gets an idea. She pulls out a Morpher. "It's morphin' time! Coach Meggy!" She morphs into her coach uniform. "TIME TO MOTIVATE AND DELIVER THE STRONG HAND OF SELF-CONFIDENCE TO THOSE IN NEED!"

"So that's how you guys change so fast..."

Four looks at me confused. "How do you get changed fast?"

"I just think of the outfit I want to change to, flip my hat up in the air and boom! I changed."

Four hums.

...It seems that in the midst of her morphing, and Four and me talking, Mario has hit the snooze button again.

"C'mon, Mario, get off your butt. It's time to SEIZE THE DAY! You have sooo much going for you!"

No response.

Meggy is more irritated. "C'mon, Mario, get up"

Nothing.

"MARIO!!?"

Still nothing...

"MARIOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Not even that worked.

"OK, that's it! Time for my ultimate move... SUPER MEGGY MOTIVATION MEGA ATTACK!!!"

"What?" I ask confused.

Three and Four watch in awe. Her attack is...

"DO IT! Just DO IT! Just DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"

"Oh..that meme?"

Three and Four are underwhelmed.

"This... is kinda sad..." Four says with a frown.

"It is...this meme is so old it's as old as my grandmother who can live to and over 100..."

Suddenly, Fishy Boopkins and Bob pop up.

"We think we can help!"

"I doubt that with my life." I cross my arm, glaring at Bob.

"Shut up gae Five."

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" I get my knife, KBB, and threaten him with it.

"WOAH! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM?!"

"Mario! You just need a spa and relaxation session!" Boopkins says with a smile.

Mario finally wakes up. "NOW WE'RE TALKING!!!!"

Meggy is flabbergasted. "WHAT!? NO!!! MARIO NEEDS TO FACE HIS PROBLEM HEAD ON, NOT GO ON VACATION!!!!!"

No one listened. They head off as Meggy shuts down in rage.

"Sorry Meggy, but Mario is different. So he thinks differently then everyone else." I say with a sad smile and followed everyone else.

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I didn't really want to enter in and I just stayed away from Bobs most definitely illegal spa. I'm at a café, sipping some coffee and reading my book. Four and Three joined me and they got their own treats and drinks.

"Not that good...i mean it tastes okay...but I can make better coffee then this." Three criticized his coffee.

"Well it's just black, what do you expect?" Four ask with a bit of sass.

I snort. "He has a point. I don't know how the hell you can deal with black coffee. I need something in mine."

Four chuckles a bit. "Hey..Five?"

"Yea?" I take a bit of my chocolate filled croissant.

"Where's your USB ship?"

"What?"

"Your ship? Me and Three came here in a USB ship. Where's yours?"

"Uhhh....I..don't know.."

Both of them look at me surprised.

"What do you mean you 'don't know'?!" Three interjects.

"I don't! I didn't see a giant USB ship when I woke up!"

"Maybe we can go back to where you first got here?" Four suggests.

"Uh..sure? Don't know what we are going to find there. But you guys aren't going to like where it's near..."

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We pass by the giant hole and to the lake where I first came to.

"Here is where I woke up." I point at the ground near the water.

We split up and look around. I don't think I ever came in here in a giant USB... I just remember waking up where I pointed at.

"HEY I FOUND IT!" Three yells for us.

Me and Four runs over to Three and Three points down in the giant hole. There it is..my USB ship...the ships color is my favorite color and my second favorite color. With a black rotate symbol on it. So that's what mine is supposed to be? I thought it would be the up and won symbol like Threes and Fours but that's cool!

"Woah..." I crawl down the hole, not hearing Four or Threes calling, and I walk over to my ship. My ship's door opens and I peek inside. A seat, shelves with books on it, and watch on the seat and overall it's messy.

I pick up the watch and put it on. Four and Three comes up from behind me. The watch turns on.

Okay..is this working?

That sounds like...me?

Oh! Good it is! Okay! The other me sat down in a chair. So... hello future SMG5, aka Five. I'm you from...well who knows when or where you land, but I know that I will lose my memories and theirs a chance that someone else will take over my mind. Other me chuckles nervously.

As you know your power is based on vines, and that you are a battery source for all SMGs no matter what number or version of the SMGs you may encounter, your always a battery source and that's good and bad at the same time. It's good for the SMGs since your more powerful then the both of them combined or not.

It's bad for you because if you don't sleep or if use too much of your power, you get tired more often and can't use most of your powers. And also if the SMGs that your connected with and care for a lot will take some of your energy if needed. They will either do it consciously or unconsciously. No matter if they ment to or not.

The watch will help you adventure around the multi version and aus! So be careful. Some aus aren't good and will try to keep you there. Trust me...I know. You may not see it but I have a scar across my back because of one. I had to fake my death just to escape. Thankful their versions of us helped me. Never thought a ghoul would be nice.

Anyways, the watch will download any more videos or clips I left for me to remember. If you need anymore information the books will help you. I hope where ever you are is nice and not horrible.

Beep beep beep....

I stood there in shock. So..I took over his body? I have a scar across my...his...my? Back? My hands is shaking.

"Five, are you okay?" Four ask worried.

I don't hear him though. Why can't I? I'm hyperventilating that's why. I'm panicking... I fall to to floor, Four and Three catches me.

"FIVE!" They both shout.

"Can't......breathe.....help...." I managed to get out before I pass out in their arms.

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Third pov~

"C'mon! We got to get him home!" Three frantically tells Four.

"Wait! What about all of this?! The watch-himself- told him that these are useful." Four argues. The books looks like they explain and tell him about himself and how to control his powers.

"We can get them later dude! Let's get him home!"

Four shakes his head. "Fine, but after we get him settled we are coming back for these."

"Deal! Now use your stupid key of yours!" Three shouts at Four, holding on to the unconscious Five in his arms bride style.

Four takes out the key and hold on to Three, presses the button and they both teleport back to Five's house.

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Your pov~

I wake up in my bed...

Wait...my bed?!

I shot up and immediately get a headache. I groan. "What happened...?" I look out my window and see that's it's night time.

I look around my room and see boxes? I get up from my bed and walk over to the boxes and opened one. It's the books from my USB ship...

WAIT!

Oh god! I just remembered! I passed out in front of my crushes! Fuck! I was about to run out before I see that watch still attached to my wrist. I try to take it off but I found out I can't...fuck I'm like Ben 10...

I leave my room and walk down the stairs to see Three, Four, Mini me, Eggcat, Eggdog, and Beeg on the couch, sleeping. I smile softly.

Awe...they were all worried for me.

I pick up the kids and brought them all their bed. Eggcat and eggdog are sleeping in Eggcat's bed and Mini me and Beeg are sleeping in Mini me's bed.

I teleport back downstairs and hold both of their shoulders and teleport to the comfort room. I carefully set them down and covered them. I tried to walk away but the both of them hold my wrist and dragged me down between them. They both snuggled up to me.

I can tell I'm blushing because I can feel the heat radiating off of me. I look down to see their faces. Four and Three both have a smile on their faces. The reason I can see is because my eyes glow in the dark.

I guess I'm not writing in my journal tonight...yes I could just teleport out of here be to tell you the truth...this feels amazing.

I sigh and close my eyes. I tried to change my clothes but I can't... I sighed again and accepted fate. I close my eyes again and relaxed.

Sleep welcomes us all...

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Short story:

Four walks down the stairs at 1 in the morning because he heard a noise downstairs. He walked in the kitchen and froze. Glowing (fav color or 2nd fav) eyes stares back at him. Four passed out which worried Five greatly.

When Four woke up and sees a crying Five next to him. Four punched Five lightly and told him to turn on the light next time. Five chuckled and hugs Four tightly.