Mario goes fishing!
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I'm on a yacht with Meggy, Bob, Mario and Boopkins. They are all fishing while I'm just chilling on a lawn chair reading a book. Mario seem to be bored since the fishes aren't biting. Meggy however seems to be enjoying it.
"I'm so glad we're finally doing an outdoors activity together! Nice choice, Bob." Meggy comments.
Bod is singing the tune for wellderman and dancing. "ThErE oNcE wAs a BoB wHo WeNT tO sEa, CaUgHt SoMe FiSh aNd LaDiEs FoR fReE!"
"Say... SMG5? Why aren't you fishing with the rest of us?" Meggy turns around and ask me.
"Uh...well..."
Flashback~
You see yourself but normal...ya know.. human..in the real world. You're at a lake with some of your real life friends. You have a fishing pole in your hand and you cast it.
"Yo! Nice cast dude!" (REDACTED) said with a thumbs up.
"Thanks!" I reply.
I look over to my other two friends in the water. They have been together for about...5 months now. Honestly I'm jealous. Never found someone to love like that. Sure I had crushes before but...never really said anything to them or about them...
My fishing rod jerks.
"OH! I GOT A FISH!" I said trying to real it in. I got it and hold it up.
"Aw....." I frown. The fish swallowed the hook. I give it to (REACTED) so they can get it out of the fish's throat. After that I continue to fish. But fish after fish... they kept swallowing the hook..
"BAH!" I throw the fishing rod on the ground. "Screw this! They keep swallowing the damn hook!"
"Dude, you got to jerk the hook along ya know?"
"I know! But they keep eating it! I'm going to go read!"
"Fine, fine go read ya bookworm." (REACTED) tease.
I flip him off as I walk away from him.
Present~
"I don't like fishing... the fishes keep eating the hook and I didn't want to keep killing them. So I stoped."
"Oh...well if you want I can-"
"No." Immediately turning her down. "Thanks for the offer but I rather just read." Plus I'm tired...I just want to relax..
She seemed sad but never less pays attention to everyone else.
"THIS IS SOOO BOOORING! No fish are biting!" Mario complains.
"Relax, Mario. Fishing is all about patience." Bob looks in the water and a minute pass. "Okay, maybe patience and some dynamite." (I'm not doing that...I'm just gonna make him have bold from now on.)
"Wait-what-?!" I shoot up and try to stop Bob but he throws it where Boopkins was. Near Boopkins is- was a fish. But now it's dead and on the boat. Bob looks to see what fish it is and gets upset.
"Dammit, I don't want this fish!"
"Then don't blow up fishes then bastard!" I shout at him.
"Shut up you gay."
My cheeks gets a bit pink "I-I ugh!" I stuttered out. Mario watching this gets an idea.
"Yo, Bob! Come with me! I've got a better idea than telling SMG5 he's gay!"
"Oh, this gonna be good!" Bob follows Mario and they both leave.
"Well that ain't good." I frown, still upset.
Boopkins look over at us. "Meggy,SMG5, Bob and Mario plan to release the fish after they're caught, right...?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." her face shrinks as she does that and smiles sheepishly.
"No...they aren't." I bluntly said.
We turn to see Mario pulling out a harpoon. "Oh boy! I'm-a guess I'm-a go FISHING!"
"HOLY SH¡T MARIO! NO-" I shout running up to him.
"NOOOOO!!!" Just as Mario readies himself, Boopkins blocks the way. "I WON'T LET YOU! Fish are friends, not food!"
"Yea what he said! And plus a harpoon is for something more bigger...like a shark." I said standing next to Boopkins.
"Out of the way, Boopkins and gay Five." Bob says.
Ignoring what he just called me.
Me and Boopkins didn't move. "NEVER! I won't let you hurt my friends!"
Bob and Mario both look at each other and back at us.
"So long, gay Boopkins and gay Five." And throws us in the water.
"YOU BAST-" I get cut off by the water. I hold my breath and take off my hat and dig through it. Boopkins is confused on why I am doing this. I get out an air tank, flippers, and a breather and put it on.
"Ugh..this is annoying. Wait- I CANT SWIM!" I start to panic. Boopkins swims over and calms me down.
"No no no no no! Don't panic! It'll be okay! I'll teach you while we are going back to them!"
I nod my head and began to swim the best I can back to the boat.
After a while Boopkins gets hooked and I grab on to him. We get lifted up to see Meggy surprise and worried. "You okay you two?"
I take the breather away from my mouth and let it hang around my neck. "Yea.. I'm good."
"Yeah.." Boopkins said sadly.
"Don't worry! I've told the boys to not harm the fish." Meggy reassures Boopkins.
Boopkins seems really happy about that. "Oh, really!? Oh, thank you, Megg-."
They hear something. Mario and Bob have brought Link with them to help catch some fish. Link raises his Master Sword in the air for power... and then swaps it out for a machine gun and begins to shoot the hell out of the water and the fishes.
Boopkins is horrified and so am I. "NO! FISH ARE ALLERGIC TO BULLETS!" Boopkins shout. Meggy and I yanks Link and swings him out of the area. She turns to Mario and Bob murderously.
"GUYS, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?!" She shouts.
"YEA WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU TWO!?" I yell.
"What? We didn't lay a finger on the fish." Bob smartassly says.
"Yeah, Link did." Mario says
"You smarta$$." I mutter.
Both me and Meggy are EXTREMELY angry. Meggy gets ready to strangle, or for me blow him up with my bazooka, the living daylights out of the uncaring, cross-eyed, yet correct plumber.
"If Boopkins and SMG5 doesn't like fishing, they can just go back to shore." Mario saids uncaringly.
"What?! But we're meant to be hanging out together!" Meggy defends the both of us.
"We CAN hang out together!"
Me, Meggy and Boopkins are on the shore, having been abandoned by the dastardly duo.
"Just hang with us from over there!" Bob high fives Mario and speed off to catch more fish. I am flabbergasted.
"Aw, man..." boopkins looks at the ground.
"YOU BASTARDS!" I shout. "WHAT ABOUT MY BOOK!" The book hits my face. "Ah-! Ugh..." I pick up my book and put it in my hat.
I was making a sand castle with some items I got out of my hat. Meggy suggested we all go back to Bob and Mario and I agreed to come along and so did Boopkins. So here we are back in the water. Honestly...I love swimming but it can be..scary... and exhausting... I'm so tired I could sleep in the water... I shake myself awake. We all get caught in a big net.
We all look at Bob and Mario angrily. Meggy pulls out a harpoon and shoot Bob in the head.
"Ow."
"ENOUGH! You two have killed too many innocent fish!" Boopkins yells.
"Nahhh. You're cool with us excessively fishing, right, Meggy?" Mario ask innocently.
"You... guys know I have a dear connection with marine life too!?" Meggy explained.
"I can respect that." Bob looks down and see a squid appears in front of him.
"I'm dying..." the squid said weakly.
"Oooh...!" Bob picks it up and eats it. Boopkins, Meggy, and I are horrified that Bob would go to such a low.
"You guys are going to kill the whole fish population at this point if you keep doing this!!" I yell and pointing at the piles of fish behind them.
"I... Uh... Mario, step on it!" Mario revs the boat up and they take off, leaving Boopkins, Meggy and me to falling off the boat and back in the water.
We all land on the ocean floor. I have my things back on as we fall down.
Meggy looks over at us. "Boopkins... SMG5...I'm sorry... I don't know if we can stop them."
I smile at her softly. "It's fine Meggy. Mario and Bob are a handful."
"Yea It's okay, Meggy! I have an idea!"He floats up and uses his calling powers. "CALLING ALL FISHY FRIENDS! CALLING ALL FISHY FRIENDS!"
Holy moly. Aqua man reference!
An army of marine life has been summoned. I look at all the different species that Boopkins called over.
Meggy is just as amazed as I am. "Huh? Wow...!"
"This is so cool! Good job Boopkins!" I do a thumbs up and smile.
"We need your help! All of fish kind is in danger! Two evil men are snatching up all of our brothers and sisters AND EATING THEM!" Boopkins tells the other fishes and such.The aquatic life begin to riot. They all have fire and pickfork in their hands/flippers.
"Wow... I've... I've never seen anything like this. Have you Five?" She ask, still amazed.
"No...I haven't." I replied.
"COME, MY BRETHREN! TONIGHT, WE FIGHT FOR OUR FAMILIES! TONIGHT, WE FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOOOOOM!l Boopkins yells.The fish applaud and follow Boopkins upward. We also follow along.
Up at the boat Mario and Bob continue fishing. Mario looks sad at the water.
"Yo... Do you think we should listen to what Five said and stop?" Mario ask Bob.
"I will not rest until all the fish have been captured and eaten!" Bob is determined.
Mario still ask his questions. "But if we keep going, won't we like... wipe out an entire species of fish like what Five said too?"
Bob is confused on why Mario keeps asking. "...So?" Suddenly, something begins pounding the side of the boat.
It's Boopkins on a dolphin."Stop right there!"
"I am Meggy, and I speak for the fishies! Release them now, or I'll cap your knee- ees!"
"Better do it or else!" I said with a wide smile.
Mario remembers that smile and was about to warn Bob but he shouts instead. "NEVER!"
"Then we have no choice but to unleash hell...!" Meggy says determinedly.
"Fishies of the sea... ATTAAAACK!" Shouts Boopkins.
An army of fish lunge upward to begin their assault... And merely smack into Mario and Bob, leaving them with no scratches or bruises. They get their nets out for more catching.
"Thanks for the fish!"
"...Alright, that's it!" Meggy is upset. We all leave to devise another plan. I would use my bazooka but they both warned me that it will hurt the fishes too so I don't.
Really want to though... maybe a knife?
It's nearing sundown. All the fish have been stored in boxes with Mario and Bob looking proud.
"We have caught all the fish!"
"I have eaten so many fish, I have become one." Mario says seriously.
"Me too." They turn into fish, but keep their heads intact. Mario hears something in the distance.
"Why do I hear boss music?"
Suddenly a pirate ship appears out of the water with Meggy on it and SMG5 both dressed up as pirates.
"YAAARRRGH! BE PREPARED TO MEET YOUR MAKER, YA SCURVY BILD RATS!" Meggy impersonate.
"That's right!" Boopkins says in a costume of a Pokémon character.
"You boys better runs~" I said and smile crazily with wide eyes.
"OH SH!T!" Both Mario and Bob says.
"Launch the canons!" Captain meggy yells.
"Ay Captain!" I head over to the canon.
Mario starts to freak out. "NO WAIT WAIT WAIT!"
I shoot at them causing the boat to explode and with them falling in.
So I couldn't use my bazooka but I can use a canon?
Boopkins points at them. "GET THEM!"
Meggy and I dive in the water.
"Holy crap, Boopkins and gae Five has gone nuts!" Bob says as they swim away.
"Maybe it's cuz we committed fish genocide and SMG5 can get like that...but he seems more...crazier then usual.." Mario looks down. He start to think about SMG5 and how he usually acts around. Bob interrupts his thoughts.
"Just keep swimming!"
Me and Meggy appears in front of them. She fires her harpoon, but they evade. The harpoon hits Squidward, who is escaping his watery grave, only to die again.
"Aw, man..." Squid pears said looking down.
"Ha! So then you only had one shot-"
"BOB!" Mario shouts.
Then out appears two angry people. Me and Boopkins.
"LOL! What the hell is this little piece of poo and gay Five gonna do?" He and Mario swim away. "Well, later loser!"
Boopkins pulls out two hooks, reaches back, and grabs the duo by their mouths.
"Good job Boopkins~" I pull out my bazooka.
"Ah, piss..."They get yanked upwards, I use my bazooka and shot them earning me and Boopkins 100 points.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" I laugh.
As punishment for their atrocities against the marine life, Mario and Bob have to release all the fish they caught back into the ocean where they belong.
"And don't stop 'til you returned the fish population back to normal!" Meggy raises her harpoon.
"Or else~" I said raising my bazooka up. A craze smile across my face.
"Yes, Meggy. Yes, SMG5" they both said and continued to put the fishes back in the water.
"We did it, Meggy and Five! Thanks so much!" Boopkins said with a smile.
"Aw, it was nothing! Somebody's gotta teach those boys to only take what they need, and- HEY!!!" She cut her self off because Mario and Bob are about to drop a toaster into the water when Mario gets harpooned through his head.
Mario's eyes are crossed "Well, that wasn't very nice."
"No sh¡t now keep at it. Or else." I said pointing my bazooka at them. They hurriedly get back to putting the fishes in that water.
I'm back home and laying on my bed horizontally, tired after today. "Ugh...be glad I didn't take you guys along...I'm exhausted..." Eggcat and Mini V are beside me. One of them is on my left and one of them on my right.
I get my journal and sit up, leaning against the wall. I open it and start to write.
Dear Journal,
Today was...exhausting... you see. I went with Meggy, Mario, Bob and Boopkins to fishing I expected to just relax because last night was insufferable for me. I did get some sleep but not a lot. Anyways back to what I was saying. Bob and Mario decided to fish until there is no fish in the lake.
Insane right? So Me, meggy, and Boopkins put a stop to it. I also got to use my bazooka! It felt nice to use it. Maybe I'll use it more often? Who knows. Oh! And before I forget, Bob somehow knows I'm gay? Like how? Am I that readable? If so then would that mean SMG4 and SMG3 knows too? Whatever...I'm exhausted and I need to take a shower and go to bed.
Goodnight,
SMG5
I put it away and head for the shower. While I'm the shower I put on a song that I also like hear.
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I sang to it a bit too. I love it~
Outside the bathroom~
You see Eggcat and Mini V just at the door. Mini V has his father's phone in hand and record the singing. After they hear him stop and water stopped running they send the video to SMG4 and SMG3. They both chuckle and leave to go to bed.
With you~
I dry my hair and climb in bed. I think for a while until it hits 10pm. I close my eyes
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Sleep welcomes me.
At night you can see SMG4 getting a notification. He picks up his phone and see that Five send him something. He smiles and clicks the video. It's pitch black but in the background he can here someone singing and water running. "Is that...Five?" He whispers and continues to listen. His voice is beautiful... he sighs and plugs in earbuds. For the rest of the night, until he goes to bed, he listens to SMG5 singing.
At Starbucks SMG3 was about to go to bed until his phone dings. "Who the f—k..." he picks it up and see that SMG5 send him something.
"This better be worth my time." He clicks on the video. All he hears is the shower running. He was about to click out of it until he hears someone singing. Five? He continues to listen until it was over.
"What an..." Not the type of music he listens to but listening to SMG5's singing... he'll gladly listen to it. He plays the video a couple more times until he actually goes to bed.
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