I'm on a bean bag with my phone in my hand, looking at comments or on social media, Luigi and Tari are on the couch and they are playing a Pokémon game. Melony is sleeping on the other side of couch. How does she sleep so much? I can't even take a nap during the day... then Mario appears from the ceiling and falls to the ground, with a worried look.

"Guys! Have you seen my sombrero?" Mario disguises as a Mexican and dances disappointed, meanwhile Luigi and Tari keep playing the Pokémon game very concentrated.

I look up from my phone, "Sorry Mario, I haven't seen your sombrero. Maybe it's in the dress up chest?"

"I already looked in there!" Mario then looks at Luigi and Tari, who are still playing the game, unbothered. 

He tries to get their attention, "Hey stinky! Hey stinky! Hey stinky-stinky! Hey Stinky!" Mario tries to get them to pay attention to him by walking in front of the game and distracting them with him shaking his plumber ass but all his efforts are in vain, "What the hell is this? What going on here?" 

Then Mario looks at the TV where the game is running and gets interested, and asks them if he can play, "Can I play?"

Luigi and Tari look at each other worried, remembering the events of the SM64 bloopers episode "Mario VS Pokemon GO". When Mario messed up with Pokeballs a lot, Yoshi shouting 'Oh My God!' as he gets caught, too.

"uhhhh nu huh" Luigi shakes his head.

"What do you mean "nu huh"? I WANNA PLAY TOO!!" (THE FYM 'NU HUH'!?)

"Uhhh? What's wrong with him wanting to play Pokémon?"

Tari then whisper to me about the past.

"Oh...yea...no...just..no."

Then tv starts to beep and Mario sees why the TV's beeping, he sees that from the Pokémon game, the Legendary Pokémon "Obamic" appeared. Luigi and Tari get excited at this and both of them try to capture him, which they succeed.

Mario gets even more interested in the game, and starts talking under his breath angrily, then an idea occurred to him, and he smiled mischievously. "Hey Luigi, " he shows his Iphone, "there was a terrible accident."

Luigi looks at the phone strangely, and when he realizes he gets worried. Apparently a plate of Lasagna that supposedly owned him fell to the ground, he then becomes a Helicopter and goes home, very worried.

"What the f—k..."

Then, Mario sits on the couch, replacing his brother's place. Me and Tari looks slightly worried at him.

"Oh Well... i guess you can play now." Tari smiles nervously.

"Just don't go too crazy...okay?"

Mario nods, "Here we GOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Mario then plays, collecting all sorts of characters. I smile. Maybe he won't go crazy...hopefully...

"This is the greatest day of my life!" Mario gets hyped at this and continues playing for the rest of the day.

I leave after four hours of being over there. It doesn't seem like Mario is going to stop anytime soon...
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I'm outside the showgrounds with my kids. They wanted to play outside so I took them here so we can play. They kids wanted to play hide and seek and I'm the seeker.

"Kids~ where are you~ I'm going to find you one way or another~"

(Unknowingly, that kids are on the roof of SMG4's castle. Five doesn't know that though.)

I pushed a bush away and found Mario in there, "Oh! Hey Mario! I'm just playing hide and seek with my kids. Do you want to join?"

Mario just stares at me...

"Uh...Mario...?"

Mario lifts his hand up to show a Pokémon ball.

"Uh...what with the poké ball?" I ask nervously.

Mario smiles widenly, "YOUR A RARE POKÉMON! I MUST HAVE YOU FOR MY COLLECTION!!"

"What?! Wait no-!" Before I could run or teleport away, Mario throw the ball at my head and all I see is white.

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Four is sitting in his bedroom using his computer, Mario enters his room with sunglasses. Four notices him and salutes him.

"Oh, hey Mario. A box came today, it's from a fan! Look they made a sweet doll of you and Five, i think it looks just like you, although Five...it could use a touch up..."

Mario just stares at him in front of the dark room, Four is creeped at this.

"Mario?"

"Guess what time is it."

Four starts to get afraid by Mario's attitude. "You... you good man?"

"Hey, are you ready for Mariocise?"

Four gets even more anxious, "Uhhh... what's happening?"

Mario then smiles and throws Four his pokeball, After this the ball begins to spread a red light and starts levitating. The pokeball tries to abduct Four, so he grabs it on the computer table and starts screaming.

"Mario are you crazy!!" His left hand then fails grabbing the table and he screams even more, Now he is only held to the table with his right hand. Mario then approaches him with a giant mallet.

"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT MALLET?!"

"Are your fingers getting tired? Here we go!"

Mario crushes Four's fingers with the mallet, causing him to be unable to hold on any longer by the pain and ends up letting go and being abducted by the Pokeball. Mario looks at this with a terribly sick smile. He picks up the Pokeball from the ground with a decisive look; he's going to hunt another victim.

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With you~

I wake up in a white abyss. "The hell...?" I rub my head. 

"So this is what it's like in a pokéball?...weird.." I stand up by immediately fall back down due to a headache. "Oh...f—k...that doesn't feel too good..." 

I want out of here...

I might lose my mind...

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Three is streaming and playing a Mario Kart game with Eggdog and Eggcat. "Wooo! Let's go chat! First place baby! Hell yeah!"

Suddenly, Mario bursts into the room. Look where Three is and walk towards him, stopping at a bunch of music players.

Three notices him angrily. "The hell?!! Get the hell out Mario!"

Mario stares at the music players for a few moments, then he turns and looks at Three, "Do you like rock music?"

Three is weirded out at this question.

"It's so powerful compared to other genres... the way it gives Mario that rush of emotions..." Mario then turns one of the players on and starts oddly dancing, then he moves to the front of Three.

If Five was here he would've said something like 'Mario, you good?' Or 'Mario stop that please, your make us uncomfortable.' ...where is he anyways...?

"The guitar riff... the beat of the drums... it's why it captures everyone's interest..." Three starts to get nervous , "like how I'm going to capture... YOUR ASSSSS!" Mario turns around and makes a sadistic face as he picks up the Pokeball. Three realizes Mario's intentions and gets scared.

"WAIT MARIO! AHHHHH!!"

Now we can only the shadows of Mario and Three can be seen on the wall. The first forces Three to get into the Pokeball by hitting him, he screams in pain and is eventually abducted by the Pokeball. Eggdog and eggcat saw the whole scene and was traumatized.

Boopkins looks out the door scared by Three's screams. Mario notices him and turns his head around, and asks him to solve this by the easy way or the hard way, Boopkins then proposes him to put down the pokeball. Mario understand this as he chose "the hard way" and rips off his clothes making Boopkins scream in fear.

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With you~

I can feel pain all over my body... 

did Four or Three get hurt? 

God...why and how?

 I also feel like throwing up...

Fuck...I think I'm sick..

or something I don't know...

when can I get out of here...?

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Meggy, Tari and Bob are playing the Crocodile game.

"God, this sucks"

Meggy is excited that it's her turn, "I'm gonna win, Im gonna win! No one outsmart ME- "The plastic crocodile's mouth closes and crushes Meggy's finger. This hurts Meggy a lot and screams in pain. Then Boopkins enters the room running and screaming from getting chased by Mario, stating that he's not a Pokemon. Mario enters the room with a sick look and keeps chasing him.

Tari is worried about this, but Bob in the other hand is not impressed.

"What was that?"

"Hey! Just another day"

Behind them Meggy is furious at the game. "GRRR! This time, i will win!" Her finger gets crushed again, and falls to the ground in pain. At the top left Markiplier appears and gets surprised, thinking that what he saw was "the bite of 87".

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Boopkins gets out of the castle, searching desperately a place to hide himself, Then he looks up and sees that on top of the castle Mario is still trying to hunt him, so he throws the Pokeball directly to him. Boopkins tries to prevent getting hunted by using a 'getting out if here' Pokémon card, but he gets abducted by the pokeball anyway. Mario goes down and picks up the pokeball from the ground.

Tari looks at this very worried. "G-Guys? Mario's like CRAZY crazy this time.."

Bob, Tari and Meggy, taking the crocodile out of her hand, looked surprised at Mario's actions.

Meggy's scoffs, "Pfft. Don't worry, I'll handle this." She approaches to Mario "Alllllright, red. That's enough-" She gets abducted by the pokeball, Mario has that crazy looking face.

Bob and Tari gets surprised at this a lot.

"OH BOY, MARIO GOT THE SHORT GREMLIN POKEMON!"

Pff-

"HEY! I HEARD THAT!" Meggy shouts form inside the poké ball.

Bob decides to "choose" Tari and throws her to Mario, after this he tries to escape using another door.

Tari lands in front of Mario and gets scared when she sees his face, she looks directly to her with a hair-less version of himself. She tries to distract Mario by saying that there are 'four legendary Pokémons' in the corner, which turned out to be Eggdog, Eggcat, Mini V and Beeg, drinking some coke, Mario gets hyped and tries to hunt them. While Mario does this Tari takes the opportunity to escape.

In the other room, Bob has put several traps so that, if Mario enters, he will be trapped in them. He says he is now safe, but Tari rushes into the room and continually falls into the traps. Bob gets pissed at this, since all his work was wasted. Mario notices Tari's screams in the room and goes after them trying to open the door, Bob tries to prevent this.

"Hey, get up and help me! Why am i doing all the work?"

Bob eventually gets kicked by Mario and lands in a spider web.

Mario tries insanely to catch them both, but he trips over Tari and falls into a basement, locking himself in.

"Wow! Good job, Tari!"

Tari stands up, bear traps all over her, and does a thumbs up.

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Bob is wrapping Tari up while Mario is still trying to get off the basement.

"C'mon, why we can't lock him down forever? I do that with people all the time!"

"I shouldn't have to answer that..." At that moment an idea came to Tari, she saw Eggdog, Eggcat, Mini V and Beeg playing the crocodile game, although Beeg is stuck in apthe crocodile mouth. Mini V laughs at Beeg's pain, Eggcat is trying to stop Eggdog from jumping on the crocodile. "THAT'S IT!"

"Use that crocodile to bite his pingas off?"

Tari looks at Bob angrily and takes his hand and takes him to the main room.

Mario finally escapes the basement and went for Bob and Tari, only to found them playing the crocodile game.

"OooooOooo, I'm having so much FUUUN playing Crocodile Dentist! It's muuuuch better than Pokémon!"

"Yeah, Woah, Amazing... Kill me."

Mario doesn't care about this and goes after them anyway, but this changes when the toy crocodile starts talking to him.

"Man, It's only a game, why you have to be mad?"

Mario stops and realize what he has done and frowns, "I- I JUST WANT TO BE THE BEST... LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!"

"Dude... You've always been the very best."

After Mario realizing this, he becomes happy and turns into his normal self.

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Your pov~

I'm now standing back inside the castle. Along with, Four, Three, Meggy, Luigi and Boopkins. My kids, jumps in my arms, looking scared. Four and threes kids did the same to their owners, also scared, "What's wrong?" They start to whisper in my ear. 

Meggy is on the ground, in a ball, scared, "The clowns... the clowns are there to get me."

Boopkins have a blanket and pillow, looking sad. "No, I don't want to face reality..."

We all look at Mario playing with the crocodile, then he notices us standing here. "Hey! you guys want to play this amazing new game with Mario?"

Four, Three and Meggy look very angry at Mario for what he did to them.

"YOU DID WHAT TO MY KIDS?!" I shout. I glare at Mario. Hard.

Everyone jumped at my volume. They all look at me nervous and scared.

"GET OVER HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH!" 

In the next scene, Four Three,and me stomp Mario into the Pokeball, I was stomping harder though, then we threw him in a cannon , Beeg, eggdog, Eggcat, and mini me are on top of it, and shot it, causing it to fly out and land in an active volcano.

Hole In One!

"TAKE THAT YOU ASSHOLE! NEVER MESS WITH MY KIDS AGAIN!" 

Four touches my shoulder, I look at him angrily. "What."

"May-maybe you should calm down..."

"But-! I...grr..whatever.." I sighed, the headache is coming back. "Sorry...I just don't like it when people mess with others I care deeply about..."

Four smiles at this. "I understand. It's not the first time Mario has done this."

"Hehe..I can imagine."

"Are you sure your okay? You look a bit pale.." Three ask, looking worried.

"I'm fine...I just need some water and I'll be good."

"Alright...well I'm gonna get back to streaming, later losers!" Three walks off.

Four just sighs, "Well...if you need me I'll be in my room, okay?"

I nod and watch him leave. I'm fine...

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Dear journal,

I just found out what it's like in a Pokémon ball...Mario went crazy over Pokémon and I got sucked into one. Not a pleasant experience...  not much to say after today..I feel a bit sick but I'll be okay. I wonder what tomorrow will bring?

Goodnight, 

Five

After getting the kids settled and asleep, I head to my room and laid down on my bed. I sighed. The headache is horrible, my skin feels sensitive, and I feel like I need to throw up... god...what is this? A stomach flu? Or whatever it's called...hm.. I'll be fine. I'm always am..

Closing my eyes...

Sleep welcomes me...

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