I woke up in bed at home.

Black: Jordan I have good news. The beacon headmaster Ozpin saw the explosion of your attack and you are now enrolled in beacon!

Me: Really?

I jumped out of bed more powerful because I ran out of chakra and almost died.

Time skip~~~~~boring ri- *freddy jumpscares*

I was flying beside the bull head. I heard gasps and camera shutters click  and saw a group of boys call me a freak so I flew up to their window and flipped them off with both hands then realized I didn't have enough middle fingers and cloned so there were five of me and we all flipped them off and my clones disappeared. I then flew ahead of the bull head and got bored so I teleported in the bull head behind a certain black and red tipped hair girl. Her sister waved at me and I waved back causing the blonde to make a kiss face and I winked. Then the girl I was behind realized what was happening and turned around to see me.

Me: Sup girl.

Yang: Hey you were making a move on me and do you know how many boys wish I did the flirting to you to them and I am Yang.

I then realized all the dudes were glaring at me so I raised my ki and all the dudes got scared and the women tried to touch me and take parts of my hair.

I then saw Yang's eyes go red and I pushed Ruby behind me and made a shadow clone and turned into the red hooded girl while hiding her behind Yang. When all the girls realized they only liked me because of my strength they left the clone alone well except the bitches(minus weiss). Yang then stared at me and Ruby bewildered.

Me:*Ruby's voice* What? Oh yeah forgot.

I then turned back.

Yang: Is that your semblance?

Me: Nope but now you can't cheat because I can be anybody and I mean ANYBODY. Like bitches*turns into Weiss*. Fashionists*turns into Coco*. And hot girls I was flirting with. I said.

Yang: I'd like too see the hot girl~

Me: Ok* turns into Ruby*

Yang:*activates semblance* Son of a bitch!!!

Me:* turns back* Yang we can talk about this😓

Yang: NO WE CAN'T!!!* punches me out of the bull head which knocks me out she got a headshot and shot the gun while she did it.

Ruby: Yang! You killed him! And its my fault😢😭

Yang: Ruby he can fly😤

Ruby: HE CAN'T FLY IF HE'S KNOCKED OUT!!!😭😭😭

Yang: Oh my god it's my fault.

~~~~~~~~Back to me~~~~~~~

I felt myself rising up I had a bloody lip and a broken nose. Then I felt the hands carrying me up.

Me: RAPE!!!!!

Dad: C'mon son chill its me. Why were you falling with a fucked up face.

Me: Fucked around with a girl that was flirting with me by showing I can turn into other people and said I can even turn into hot girls that I was flirting with earlier and turned into her sister*fixes nose and eats senzu bean.*

Me: Where are we going?

Dad: The bull head.

He then dropped me through the roof in front of Yang.

Me:*Yells up through hole in the roof* ASSHOLE!!!

Yang: Im sorry and how did you heal so fast.

Me: Not you my dad and I have ways plus im stronger because you almost killed me.

Yang: Sorry.

Me: I forgive you and I was joking this is who I meant.*turns into Yang then passes still as Yang*.